I left for the military, came back for college (should have gone elsewhere lol), then bounced to OCONUS contracting/mil dep life and haven’t gone back...and don’t plan to. I don’t care if it’s the last place in the country that allows firearms. I’ll go run around the desert or in the mountains with a sharp stick before I move back to FL just to legally possess a firearm lol.
I’m all about promoting change and political action when you see things that are wrong... but...
You can’t fix Florida because you can’t fix stupid. The people of Florida are so far gone, and I don’t mean the politicians or laws, I mean the actual populace.
If I ran for president, I’d run on the removal of Florida from the US. I’d build a wall along the GA/FL border and man it with a bunch of disgruntled marine grunts who will have just come back from two months in 29 palms, back to back Kuwait deployments, and haven’t had a 4 day or leave block in two years. The only food they’d get would be beef jerky and the only liquids would be Bang energy drinks. No one over the rank of E5 and it would be 12on 6 off roving guard shifts. No ROEs and more ammo than SH Bear Pit conspiracy theories. Obviously we’d have another wall north of them to make sure they aren’t allowed to leave their post. Then I’d fund research into a weather machine that would cause the state to detach from the rest of us and then be consumed by the gulf and ocean. It’s the only way to be sure.
Florida is an overcrowded swamp filled with mouth breathers and Epstein didn’t kill himself.
#FuckFlorida
#IdAlmostRatherGetStationedInCalifirniaThanFlorida
#Almost
...now that I’ve said this, I’m sure we’ll get stationed in Florida next go around.