Learning That Sniper Hide Sucks

[paparockcal]

Hey Paparok I'll bet you were the Priest's fluffer in the altar boy's changing room .
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Wrong ASSHOLE, I am a Christian Zionist thank you very much for your prejudicial biased B.S. statement.

 

[RNWRKNP]

That is what Shot Show would look like if everyone went around saluting someone just because they were wearing an American Snipers bracelet like papadouche said the Marines always done to him.

Sincerely,
Theis

Do you get those bracelets out of the GI Joe addition Cracker Jacks or ToysRus??

 

[THEIS]

O for the love of God...will the Israel Military Forum ever come back online lolol.....there HAS to be some golden level shit over there since he supposedly was the mod...can you imagine what he felt "comfortable" to post there......

 

[1J04]

Page 6 done in 41 mins. Just say'n. I gotta go get some shit done, but this is like crack. Damn you people.

 

[_Windrider_]

Page 6 done in 41 mins. Just say'n. I gotta go get some shit done, but this is like crack. Damn you people.

I hope this thread never dies.

 

[Rthur]

There may be some truth to his claims.
I found an old unit photo:

R

 

[Bender]

I’m waiting for the dent in the breastbone to happen.....

Dude.... stop with the BS... you started this thread on, of all things, how to tell if people are lying. So when you get caught with your fantasic tales, you cry foul?

Then you cry for a moderator?

Are you sure you’re not Greg?

Trust me... you don’t want the mods in here. They would not be on your side.

Go steal valor somewhere else.. this ain’t a Glock/knife forum.

Mmmmmk Greg?

 

[RNWRKNP]

Wrong ASSHOLE, I am a Christian Zionist thank you very much for your prejudicial biased B.S. statement.

Please? You couldn’t carry Alpha’s dog collar?

 

[_Windrider_]

There may be some truth to his claims.
I found an old unit photo:

R

THATS IT. IM FUCKING DYING.

 

[RNWRKNP]

I’m waiting for the dent in the breastbone to happen.....

Dude.... stop with the BS... you started this thread on, of all things, how to tell if people are lying. So when you get caught with your fantasic tales, you cry foul?

Then you cry for a moderator?

Are you sure you’re not Greg?

Trust me... you don’t want the mods in here. They would not be on your side.

Go steal valor somewhere else.. this ain’t a Glock/knife forum.

Mmmmmk Greg?

Dude.....Greg’s SH voodoo is working..? we’re a hot mess???? Moderator????

 

[THEIS]

Your family that you clearly HATE so much needs to give you this for fathers day.
O and don't give me the BS that you Love your family...I have read enough books to know that someone does not post the personal and private shit you have if you cared for them at all.

On second thought...I might send you one on their behalf.

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[EddieNFL]

 

[RNWRKNP]

Got 7, come on 11?

 

[QuickNDirty]

Your family that you clearly HATE so much needs to give you this for fathers day.
O and don't give me the BS that you Love your family...I have read enough books to know that someone does not post the personal and private shit you have if you cared for them at all.

On second thought...I might send you one on their behalf.

Sincerely,
Theis

What kinda books discuss posting private info on public forums?

 

[Jefe's Dope]

More.

 

[_Windrider_]

I have never in my life been more proud to be a part of something as special as this thread. I’m honored.

 

[RNWRKNP]

What kinda books discuss posting private info on public forums?

Dude.....they made a movie of it called “Liar, Liar”

 

[paparockcal]

Laughable at best. Your the one who had to pat your self on the back right from the gate while having no idea who the crowd is made up from. Take a hint an seek mental help. You really do need time on a couch, for your going off the deep end. What you spouted from the gate is what many here do for a living, an reading between the lines, an running back round checks on members is third grade shit, compared. I strongly suggest you seek help!

I know it is hart for some of you 2 digit IQ types to understand but I was not trying to pat my back. I fully understood the caliber of what I hoped where the men on this website. Actually I was trying to engage them into enlightening me and others with their insight more in depth than I ever could as I don't believe everyone on this site or that come here are experts. Excuse the FUCK out of me to dare to try to engage your highnesses in lowering yourselves to engage those beneath you. I stated by background not as something to hold over others but to simply state the very LIMITED exposure I had to a subject I was very interested in advancing my knowledge base. Everything I tried to do was rebuffed and ridiculed with not one person trying to engage me in what my purpose was. All I have seen here is judgement, ridicule, and elitism that smirks of the worst any military has to offer. FINE that seems to be what you all prefer. And as for help the position I held mandated periotic psychological evaluation which I might say many here seem to need a LOT MORE than I do before they are fit for COMMAND!

 

[THEIS]

What kinda books discuss posting private info on public forums?

Here is one lol:

But Papadouche must have read this one instead:

 

[THEIS]

I know it is hart for some of you 2 digit IQ types to understand

That is as far as I got with that one....credibility TANKED!!!!

 

[RNWRKNP]

I know it is hart for some of you 2 digit IQ types to understand but I was not trying to pat my back. I fully understood the caliber of what I hoped where the men on this website. Actually I was trying to engage them into enlightening me and others with their insight more in depth than I ever could as I don't believe everyone on this site or that come here are experts. Excuse the FUCK out of me to dare to try to engage your highnesses in lowering yourselves to engage those beneath you. I stated by background not as something to hold over others but to simply state the very LIMITED exposure I had to a subject I was very interested in advancing my knowledge base. Everything I tried to do was rebuffed and ridiculed with not one person trying to engage me in what my purpose was. All I have seen here is judgement, ridicule, and elitism that smirks of the worst any military has to offer. FINE that seems to be what you all prefer. And as for help the position I held mandated periotic psychological evaluation which I might say many here seem to need a LOT MORE than I do before they are fit for COMMAND!

Deep breath Pork, this is a marathon not a sprint?

 

[mdmp5]

I've been at this a lot longer than most of you piss ants have been alive. Apparently there is no moderation or they could give a FUCK less so its Party time at the Animal House. If you think you can get under my skin you are wrong as there have been much better men than you tried before. You are nothing but a bunch of alcoholic slap your buddies on the back telling each other how great you are losers. I've seen a thousand of you trying to one up each other at officer clubs half way around the world only to be swept out the doors by the MPs at closing time. The loud mouths don't impress me. The ones that walk the walk do their job and don't have to tear down others to make themselves feel better about their pathetic fucked up lives and relationships and that includes me. Tell me I'm wrong about that. The main difference between most of you and me is I don't drink.

I don’t drink either. I’m sure at some point the mods will mercy you out and lock the thread but they’re probably out shooting today

 

[Rthur]

I don’t drink either. I’m sure at some point the mods will mercy you out and lock the thread but they’re probably out shooting today

Maybe....
Please for the love of God let this one go Tuck......
LOL

R

 

[EddieNFL]

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

I know it is hart for some of you 2 digit IQ types to understand but I was not trying to pat my back. I fully understood the caliber of what I hoped where the men on this website. Actually I was trying to engage them into enlightening me and others with their insight more in depth than I ever could as I don't believe everyone on this site or that come here are experts. Excuse the FUCK out of me to dare to try to engage your highnesses in lowering yourselves to engage those beneath you. I stated by background not as something to hold over others but to simply state the very LIMITED exposure I had to a subject I was very interested in advancing my knowledge base. Everything I tried to do was rebuffed and ridiculed with not one person trying to engage me in what my purpose was. All I have seen here is judgement, ridicule, and elitism that smirks of the worst any military has to offer. FINE that seems to be what you all prefer. And as for help the position I held mandated periotic psychological evaluation which I might say many here seem to need a LOT MORE than I do before they are fit for COMMAND!

Keep digging, you seem to be good at that. You do realize Psych Evals are for working folks right, and are never given to wantabees, or never been's?

 

[RNWRKNP]

I don’t drink either. I’m sure at some point the mods will mercy you out and lock the thread but they’re probably out shooting today

Are you kidding? their kicked back with a beer and laughing their asses off?

 

[mdmp5]

Are you kidding? their kicked back with a beer and laughing their asses off?

Well you know, they gotta go thru the motion s after about 10 pages of body slams

 

[TheGerman]

I've been at this a lot longer than most of you piss ants have been alive. Apparently there is no moderation or they could give a FUCK less so its Party time at the Animal House. If you think you can get under my skin you are wrong as there have been much better men than you tried before. You are nothing but a bunch of alcoholic slap your buddies on the back telling each other how great you are losers. I've seen a thousand of you trying to one up each other at officer clubs half way around the world only to be swept out the doors by the MPs at closing time. The loud mouths don't impress me. The ones that walk the walk do their job and don't have to tear down others to make themselves feel better about their pathetic fucked up lives and relationships and that includes me. Tell me I'm wrong about that. The main difference between most of you and me is I don't drink.

And I don't care?

 

[Bender]

I was born in 78’ but I remember being in Nam in the tet offensive. We were chasing down those Nazis with the f-117 stealth as close air support, then... this Navy SEAL named John Cena shows up riding on top of an M1A Abrams like a cowboy, he rolls in front of us and hops off the tank with a six pack of Bartles and James in one hand, and his I-pod in the other blasting Norwegian death metal.... he then walks up to me and sees my Sniper.org hat pin and snaps off a salute to me. He is so impressed with me, he shows me naked pics of his wife ands says I can bang her anytime I want.

This is all true. Because I have a bracelet.

 

[RNWRKNP]

Well you know, they gotta go thru the motion s after about 10 pages of body slams

Do you think he’s head to toe black with blue overtones?? Gotta give him credit for staying in the ring.......this one is special?

 

[1J04]

I was born in 78’ but I remember being in Nam in the tet offensive. We were chasing down those Nazis with the f-117 stealth as close air support, then... this Navy SEAL named John Cena shows up riding on top of an M1A Abrams like a cowboy, he rolls in front of us and hops off the tank with a six pack of Bartles and James in one hand, and his I-pod in the other blasting Norwegian death metal.... he then walks up to me and sees my Sniper.org hat pin and snaps off a salute to me. He is so impressed with me, he shows me naked pics of his wife ands says I can bang her anytime I want.

This is all true. Because I have a bracelet.

#MeToo

 

[CRT2]

I've been at this a lot longer than most of you piss ants have been alive. Apparently there is no moderation or they could give a FUCK less so its Party time at the Animal House. If you think you can get under my skin you are wrong as there have been much better men than you tried before. You are nothing but a bunch of alcoholic slap your buddies on the back telling each other how great you are losers. I've seen a thousand of you trying to one up each other at officer clubs half way around the world only to be swept out the doors by the MPs at closing time. The loud mouths don't impress me. The ones that walk the walk do their job and don't have to tear down others to make themselves feel better about their pathetic fucked up lives and relationships and that includes me. Tell me I'm wrong about that. The main difference between most of you and me is I don't drink.

It isn't alcohol, rather the person and their attitude and morals that differentiate. Age isn't relative, however, at 71 give it your best shot.

 

[TheGerman]

It isn't alcohol, rather the person and their attitude and morals that differentiate. Age isn't relative, however, at 71 give it your best shot.

Well hello, Herr Oberst.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Please? You couldn’t carry Alpha’s dog collar?

I would bite him in his nuts if he had any then drag him around like it was tug o war . And yeah probly have to lick my ass for an hour to get the Geko45 taste out my mouth .

 

[Veer_G]

HMFIC SNIPER"S HIDE UNIT CITATION

By these presents let it be known that all participants, including "Paparockcal," who have made significant contributions in the first five pages of this thread shall be authorized to wear the following HMFIC Unit Citation on the right upper chest of their outer garment of choice in accordance with established regulations. Lapel versions for formal and or dress uniform wear are forthcoming. Furthermore, let it be known that "Paparockcal" is awarded and authorized to wear this citation device with a genital wart cluster device.

The device is set in an Air Force gold border, with a vibrant vaginal rose pink fabric background, an embroidered original "Paparockcal" irritating senescent Depends-wearing angler at center, and the navy blue motto "cock fag" in fraktur, stroked in urine yellow.

 

[EddieNFL]

And as for help the position I held mandated periotic psychological evaluation which I might say many here seem to need a LOT MORE than I do before they are fit for COMMAND!

What does the inner ear bone of a mammal have to do with anything?

 

[mdmp5]

I would bite him in his nuts if he had any then drag him around like it was tug o war . And yeah probly have to lick my ass for an hour to get the Geko45 taste out my mouth .

He will have to lick your ass? Damn I didn’t think we got to that level of domination yet. Jelly or syrup?

 

[TheGerman]

What's going on here, guys?

 

[Alphatreedog]

HMFIC SNIPER"S HIDE UNIT CITATION

By these presents let it be known that all participants, including "Paparockcal," who have made significant contributions in the first five pages of this thread shall be authorized to wear the following HMFIC Unit Citation on the right upper chest of their outer garment of choice in accordance with established regulations. Lapel versions for formal and or dress uniform wear are forthcoming. Furthermore, let it be known that "Paparockcal" is awarded and authorized to wear this citation device with a genital wart cluster device.

The device is set in an Air Force gold border, with a vibrant vaginal rose pink fabric background, an embroidered original "Paparockcal" irritating senescent Depends-wearing angler at center, and the navy blue motto "cock fag" in fraktur, stroked in urine yellow.

Brava , brava . To bad Maser wasn't a part of this . He could wear this on his diaper .

 

[CRT2]

Guten Tag. Mental masturbation is a wonderful experience.

 

[_Windrider_]

HMFIC SNIPER"S HIDE UNIT CITATION

By these presents let it be known that all participants, including "Paparockcal," who have made significant contributions in the first five pages of this thread shall be authorized to wear the following HMFIC Unit Citation on the right upper chest of their outer garment of choice in accordance with established regulations. Lapel versions for formal and or dress uniform wear are forthcoming. Furthermore, let it be known that "Paparockcal" is awarded and authorized to wear this citation device with a genital wart cluster device.

The device is set in an Air Force gold border, with a vibrant vaginal rose pink fabric background, an embroidered original "Paparockcal" irritating senescent Depends-wearing angler at center, and the navy blue motto "cock fag" in fraktur, stroked in urine yellow.

 

[RNWRKNP]

HMFIC SNIPER"S HIDE UNIT CITATION

By these presents let it be known that all participants, including "Paparockcal," who have made significant contributions in the first five pages of this thread shall be authorized to wear the following HMFIC Unit Citation on the right upper chest of their outer garment of choice in accordance with established regulations. Lapel versions for formal and or dress uniform wear are forthcoming. Furthermore, let it be known that "Paparockcal" is awarded and authorized to wear this citation device with a genital wart cluster device.

The device is set in an Air Force gold border, with a vibrant vaginal rose pink fabric background, an embroidered original "Paparockcal" irritating senescent Depends-wearing angler at center, and the navy blue motto "cock fag" in fraktur, stroked in urine yellow.

????

 

[EddieNFL]

HMFIC SNIPER"S HIDE UNIT CITATION

By these presents let it be known that all participants, including "Paparockcal," who have made significant contributions in the first five pages of this thread shall be authorized to wear the following HMFIC Unit Citation on the right upper chest of their outer garment of choice in accordance with established regulations. Lapel versions for formal and or dress uniform wear are forthcoming. Furthermore, let it be known that "Paparockcal" is awarded and authorized to wear this citation device with a genital wart cluster device.

The device is set in an Air Force gold border, with a vibrant vaginal rose pink fabric background, an embroidered original "Paparockcal" irritating senescent Depends-wearing angler at center, and the navy blue motto "cock fag" in fraktur, stroked in urine yellow.

You know that's fake, right? Navy and Marines use gold; AF uses silver.

 

[RNWRKNP]

He will have to lick your ass? Damn I didn’t think we got to that level of domination yet. Jelly or syrup?

LMMFAO!!???

 

[TheGerman]

By the way, if you go back to my post on Page 2 right now, you've traveled forward in time.

I went and looked 5 times already and I think I'm in my 70s now.

I think what happened was, my future self who obviously had the 'cock fag' award in my signature, came back when this thread was created and posted on page 2, already having the signature, which wasn't even created until Page 7.

 

[Alphatreedog]

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Hey when did Frank shave ?

 

[RNWRKNP]

What's going on here, guys?

It’s the stolen honor special olympics award ceremony?

 

[THEIS]

Damn it looking like I might lose the bet.....thread is slowing down; which will let it make it through today. In that case @Threadcutter308 wins but I have 1 hail mary left....

Where is @ArmyJerry at on papadouche?? LOLOL

Sitting back and ready to watch the show. Don't let me down AJ lol

 

[Alphatreedog]

Damn it looking like I might lose the bet.....thread is slowing down; which will let it make it through today. In that case @Threadcutter308 wins but I have 1 hail mary left....

Where is @ArmyJerry at on papadouche?? LOLOL

Sitting back and ready to watch the show. Don't let me down AJ lol

Don't wrry buddy so long as this horse keeps movin I'm kickin this fucker .

 

[Mike Casselton]

HMFIC SNIPER"S HIDE UNIT CITATION

By these presents let it be known that all participants, including "Paparockcal," who have made significant contributions in the first five pages of this thread shall be authorized to wear the following HMFIC Unit Citation on the right upper chest of their outer garment of choice in accordance with established regulations. Lapel versions for formal and or dress uniform wear are forthcoming. Furthermore, let it be known that "Paparockcal" is awarded and authorized to wear this citation device with a genital wart cluster device.

The device is set in an Air Force gold border, with a vibrant vaginal rose pink fabric background, an embroidered original "Paparockcal" irritating senescent Depends-wearing angler at center, and the navy blue motto "cock fag" in fraktur, stroked in urine yellow.

Veer,
Will they be available for purchase tomorrow at the local Wawa?
Taking my new pooch out on the boat tomorrow and I always buy my boat fuel there.
If they are available, I'll pick one up for the honey badger and I can also grab another for you, unless you'll be wearing the prototype...