Re: Let's see your NV gear and kill pics
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ASM1</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hoop
We can't have you walking into trees now, I know you don't hit any limbs
your pvs14 should be in your hands Saturday !
I got to get down there so chase has someone to play with ..
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Please do not open a door that you cannot close. I am a lyrical wordsmith and will chop you down to tears and fetal babblings. Problem is I take it too far and then others (witnesses) will take your side, as I will be the cruel one even though you started the childish attempt @ knocking me down.
You will twitter and facebook, updating your wall @ how frustrated you are, trying to gain minions to go along with your disdain for your new found foe. You will lie awake @ night after another failed attempt @ an erection, failing to due your part behind closed doors. I will be in your head and viagra will become a necessity. A UNIC on a path of self destruction, a slight percentage of the man you used to be.
Those that now look up to you will now want to get to know me, hang with me, be like me. I will gladly bring them in close as I am a worldly man. Another way to bring you to the brink.
Secretly you will become an admirer of all that is me, all the while spitting vicious short sided playground attacks at my internet reputation. Trying to gain others like you to belittle me.
Night vision sales will plummet as all your time will be expended trying to find ways to recover from the beat downs that I will unleash on you. You will print one of the hog hunt pics of me and place it on a dart board, thanking me for placing the black bar over my eyes because the thought of my stare would make you mud your underoo grippies.
In the end, you will beg for my mercy, beg for my reassurance that all my attacks were in jest, and that the words I typed were falsehoods and untrue. As this will be the breaking point when you become so unsure of yourself, you will begin to believe that my lyrical sword slashes are real.
I will agree to your truce in your weakened state, bring you closer, pardon your failure. Build you back up with compliments, allow you to recover, pick up your munitions from the battle field and return home.
Soon, you will become restless once again. Going through the what ifs.. You will be in a cloud of disbelief that a man of shorter stature could be so strong but yet so forgiving.
You will rebuild another strong but short sided arsenal, and pack of minions. Down the roller coaster freefall you will once again find yourself. Hopeless, looking around for agreement and reassurance from your peers.
Again, you will see them looking down, shaking their heads with looks of disappointment, embarrassed to be on your side. Wishing they had not taken the good deal on NV as an incentive to join you in your fight.
There I will stand once again, Sword sheathed, stained with UNIC fluids, waving you into my body armor to cry once more and assure you my typings were in jest. Accept your apology I will.
As I am a worldly man. Forgive you I will.