Maggie’s Little girls down south

[Foul Mike]

One of my Grandad's favorites;
Many years ago down in the deep south a young country girl went to the city to visit her cousin.
The two girls went around town and the city girl showed her country cousin all kinds of amazing things the country girl had no idea existed.
At the end of their week long visit the city girl's mother decided they needed a picture to remember the trip and took them to a photo studio to get the picture all dressed up in their sunday clothes.
The photographer got them all posed and went back to his camera and got under the black cloth drape on the camera to take the shots.
This was all new to the country cousin and she fidgeted around and whispered to the city girl, "What's he doin?"
The city cousin said "Shush up and hold still, he's trying to focus."
Country cousin said "Bof us?"
Regards, FM

 

[HillBilly_Sniper]

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Lol

 

[Emilio]

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Nice.

 

[High Binder]

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Bof us <--? I don't get it.

 

[DamnYuppie]

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Country slang for "both of us".

 

[Foul Mike]

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High Binder---Our great state of Colorado has been invaded by many fools and foreigners over the past 40 years.
If you have not been here for long it is understandable that the joke would be over your head, however, if you have been here for quite some time then you either are the off spring of the invaders or are from Boulder. Either way, our bloodlines have been thinned. FM

 

[flatlander]

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Come on, "he's trying to FOCUS".
Say it S-L-O-W-L-Y

 

[DamnYuppie]

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I guess my time in Georgia and Florida acclimated me to "southern" fortunately I still hate the SEC so I can claim to be a an intelligent human being...

 

[Sportin Wood]

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Still not getting it...

 

[High Binder]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Foul Mike</div><div class="ubbcode-body">High Binder---Our great state of Colorado has been invaded by many fools and foreigners over the past 40 years.
If you have not been here for long it is understandable that the joke would be over your head, however, if you have been here for quite some time then you either are the off spring of the invaders or are from Boulder. Either way, our bloodlines have been thinned. FM </div></div>

LOL, well I'm certainly not from Boulder (that would suck).

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: flatlander</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Come on, "he's trying to FOCUS".
Say it S-L-O-W-L-Y

</div></div>

OK, LOL I get it now that's funny. I totally ignored the "focus" part and got caught up on the "bof us" part lol.

 

[Foul Mike]

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High Binder--Maybe there is hope on the horizon.
I was about to throw the baby out with the bath water.
Glad you got it, finally.
My Granddad also used to tell me,"Think your shot through, make sure of what is behind it that you could fuck up, then, take a good sight picture, breath right and take the shot without moving a Goddamn fraction of an inch.
A wise Old Man. I miss him more than anything else I have had in my life.
Regards, FM

 

[High Binder]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Foul Mike</div><div class="ubbcode-body">High Binder--Maybe there is hope on the horizon.
I was about to throw the baby out with the bath water.
Glad you got it, finally.
My Granddad also used to tell me,"Think your shot through, make sure of what is behind it that you could fuck up, then, take a good sight picture, breath right and take the shot without moving a Goddamn fraction of an inch.
A wise Old Man. I miss him more than anything else I have had in my life.
Regards, FM </div></div>

Good advice from a no doubt good man, cheers! I've got family in Holyoke (huge farm), we'll have to hook up for a beer next time I'm your way. I shoot a lot in Pawnee we should meet up some time.

 

[bigsky23]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: StanwoodSpartan</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Still not getting it...</div></div>

read it with a with a slow country accent...

Bof us is could be both of us and focus could be **** us.

 

[rpk762]

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The joke was ok. The comments explaining it have me almost wetting my pants.

 

[Foul Mike]

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High Binder, can't seem to get through the PM process. Call me 970 522 3787. Regards, FM

 

[High Binder]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Foul Mike</div><div class="ubbcode-body">High Binder, can't seem to get through the PM process. Call me 970 522 3787. Regards, FM </div></div>

10-4, I'm a little slammed until next Sunday (12/4) but I'll call you next weekend when I get back in town and we'll make a plan.

 

[Bub]

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Lol

 

[pdogsbeware]

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I have to admit I didn't get it at first either, so thanks for explaining it so I didn't have to ask haha

 

[5RWill]

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Haha pretty good.

I plan on retiring in Colorado...so....

 

[Killer Spade 13]

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Same little country girl had blossomed into a beautiful, budding, blonde, big blue-eyed southern magnolia.

So her mamma decided it was time to take her down to see the flat land doctor (for those of you who don't understand, the hill people of the Blue Ridge and Appalachian mountains refer to those who don't live in the "hills" as "flat landers".

So she hitches up the buggy and momma and Ida May head down to the flat land doctor.

The young lady is eventually escorted into the examining room and the doctor does the precursory "have you had's" and moves on to the physical exam.

He has Ida May undress and put on the exam gown.

So he eventually gets to the pelvic exam.

After completion of the pelvic, the flat land doctor says to Ida May, "Ida May, I need some urine." Ida May, with a wicked twinkle in her eye, looks at the flat land doctor and says, "Aftuh all that fiddlin aroun you done done down they-uh, I'm a gonna need some or your-in too!!!!"

 

[pdogsbeware]

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I dont get it...?

 

[Killer Spade 13]

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OK, many of the hill people, instead of saying "yours" use the colloquialism "your'n" sounds like "urine".

So, the young lady perceived that the doctor was wanting some of "her's" (sexual favors if you would), and since she had been somewhat stimulated by his activities in her nether region, indicated that she desired some of "his" (sexual favors if you would).

Misunderstanding in dialects . . .

 

[kytrapper]

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Guys these explanations are PRICELESS!!!!!

thanks for the morning laugh

 

[pdogsbeware]

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Thanks for explaining it!

And glad I helped you through the morning kytrapper ha

 

[MAGUA]

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Thank God the South lost!