LOL fat chick cops

[TheGerman]

I literally laughed through the whole thing.

Some highlights:

- Guy is obviously either heavily medicated/on drugs/mental health issue but fat cop seems to want to fucking reason with him. I picked up on this literally 10 seconds into them talking. Apparently Corporal Krispy Kreme's girl power status exempted her from that training or something.

- Just from her arms I can tell she is fat as fuck

- Why not put handcuffs on him outside? But no, lets go in and start a physical altercation

- Tries to fight him/take him down multiple times which can only be accompanied by Benny Hill music

- Straight from trying Judo moves, to shaky pistol pointed all over the place. Shoots 3 times, every shot looked like she had never fired a weapon before. Misses him from ~3 feet.

- Had she been up against someone with something to lose, or with bad intentions, she would have died about 10 times. At one point he takes the gun from her and fucking unloads the chambered round.

- Mom is getting PAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIID

- Comic relief at 10:08

 

[theLBC]

she's not fat, she's big boned!

 

[Precisiondada]

Guy goes... I don’t give a fuck who miranda is ?

 

[Forgetful Coyote]

- Just from her arms I can tell she is fat as fuck

LOL

 

[TheGerman]

That bitch Miranda!

 

[2ndamendfan]

Camera adds 100lbs

 

[TheGerman]

Camera adds 100lbs

So she's like 340lbs?

 

[2ndamendfan]

So she's like 340lbs?

Her ham hocks are for sure.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Obviously the fitness standard for this department is if she can fitthis pizza in her pie hole.

 

[eca7891]

Do they not issue tasers?

This social working / negotiating with an impaired individual. No thank you

Taser, handcuff wait for backup.

Hope to high heaven this does not represent the average law enforcement.

 

[clcustom1911]

Best quotes which literally caused me to LoL:

"You can't run away from me."

-anyone could run away from you.

"When my partner gets here...."

-shakin' in ma boots

"Welcome to the Law"

-OMG

"I've been slammed to the ground."

-Negative, Ghostrider. You lost your balance and fell backwards as you became completely and unabashedly overwhelmed by events (which actually occurred the second he turned his back to you as you were reading him the Miranda Admonition, potentially creating a defacto arrest before probable cause was developed)

 

[clcustom1911]

Camera adds 100lbs

To her forearms.....

 

[Blue Sky Country]

I literally laughed through the whole thing.

Some highlights:

- Guy is obviously either heavily medicated/on drugs/mental health issue but fat cop seems to want to fucking reason with him

- Just from her arms I can tell she is fat as fuck

- Why not put handcuffs on him outside? But no, lets go in and start a physical altercation

- Tries to fight him/take him down multiple times which can only be accompanied by Benny Hill music

- Straight from trying Judo moves, to shaky pistol pointed all over the place. Shoots 3 times, every shot looked like she had never fired a weapon before. Misses him from ~3 feet.

- Had she been up against someone with something to lose, or with bad intentions, she would have died about 10 times. At one point he takes the gun from her and fucking unloads the chambered round.

- Mom is getting PAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIID

- Comic relief at 10:08

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Had she been up against someone with something to lose, or with bad intentions, she would have died about 10 times.
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Have seen first hand what true predatory violence is like. Guy's head busted open with a cue ball clutched in a fist less than 5 feet from where I was standing. One second... music, beer, titties, shit talking, laughter... Next second, blood, fucking everywhere, and screaming... No time to draw a weapon, or do anything except know that my legs are still working and I got to ass the fuck out of there. It was a gang dispute. The dude lived, but barely. Had I been the target, there would have been nothing I could do, looking back. I wouldn't have even seen it coming.

Yeah, she would have been dead if the mofo was even in 87% of the mindset to fuck somebody up earnestly...

 

[TheGerman]

I just realized something; is the guy cop wearing fucking slippers that fly off? LOL

And Captain Brown. Well, lol.

 

[kenny1773]

Camera adds 100lbs

So how many cameras are on her?

 

[clcustom1911]

Do they not issue tasers?

This social working / negotiating with an impaired individual. No thank you

Taser, handcuff wait for backup.

Hope to high heaven this does not represent the average law enforcement.

How about get backup there with you before you even arrive?

When doing investigative follow up and possibly come into contact with a suspect you're probably going to arrest, take a back with you. If you don't, and you're as highly skilled as this officer, then this is the outcome you get.....

 

[clcustom1911]

I just realized something; is the guy cop wearing fucking slippers that fly off? LOL

And Captain Brown. Well, lol.

Saw that and was like....

 

[Mr.Kirk]

That, gentlemen, is progress.

 

[eca7891]

Well.

That would have been ideal.

Pretty sure she did the worse possible.

Then again I guess the other 2/3 shots could have hit the neighbor and herself....

 

[theLBC]

Camera adds 100lbs

lol, that and arms that are fatter than your thighs.

 

[acudaowner]

ain't nothing wrong with a big girl , maybe unhealthy but if that's all you got you got to be real freaking petty if she made it through the training god bless her for taking that job .

 

[roostercogburn98]

Think she should post up her shots in the crazy shots thread here?

 

[eca7891]

Think she should post up her shots in the crazy shots thread here?

And with this we have a winner!

 

[Nik H]

COW-a-bunga

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

This what you get once have to lower your hiring standards to fill slots. Could there be a good reason why those slots, can't be filled with qualitfied people? My guess is yes there is,... it's called bad leadership across the board,... and it's happening all across this country,...

 

[theLBC]

This what you get once have to lower your hiring standards to fill slots. Could there be a good reason why those slots, can't be filled with qualitfied people? My guess is yes there is,... it's called bad leadership across the board,... and it's happening all across this country,...

and it isn't as attractive as a career when 1/2 the country is now brainwashed by obama and the libtarded democraps to hate men in blue.

 

[eca7891]

Not a day goes by that I am not thankful that I did not take that career path.

 

[Jsp556]

“It’s the law. Welcome to the law.”

Big girl was out of her element and couldn’t project any authority. All I could think of was cartman yelling “respect my authoritah!” And Dede doing a Baby-D impression while she panted.

 

[Jsp556]

and it isn't as attractive as a career when 1/2 the country is now brainwashed by obama and the libtarded democraps to hate men in blue.

Obama didn’t need to brainwash anyone.

The “Thin Blue Line” us vs them attitude, bad shoots, civil asset forfeiture, militarization, exclusion from laws affecting the citizenry, constant complaints about pay scale, etc did it.

I don’t hate police. I don’t subscribe to hero worship either.

 

[LawnMM]

How about get backup there with you before you even arrive?

When doing investigative follow up and possibly come into contact with a suspect you're probably going to arrest, take a back with you. If you don't, and you're as highly skilled as this officer, then this is the outcome you get.....

This what you get once have to lower your hiring standards to fill slots. Could there be a good reason why those slots, can't be filled with qualitfied people? My guess is yes there is,... it's called bad leadership across the board,... and it's happening all across this country,...

and it isn't as attractive as a career when 1/2 the country is now brainwashed by obama and the libtarded democraps to hate men in blue.

Pretty much already said everything I was going to.

If you know you're making an arrest, bring cover, if he resists that's when you escalate... the time for gerbil voodoo is over.

If you're going to go to the gun, do it before you're incapacitated by fatigue, otherwise you're just wrestling over a firearm you can't control.

Jeesh.

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

How many NDs was that? At least one, and the others might as well have been. Fire her without severance, she'll just spend it on food.

 

[Steel+Killer]

This is what happens when you send a women to do a mans job.

 

[theLBC]

Obama didn’t need to brainwash anyone.

The “Thin Blue Line” us vs them attitude, bad shoots, civil asset forfeiture, militarization, exclusion from laws affecting the citizenry, constant complaints about pay scale, etc did it.

I don’t hate police. I don’t subscribe to hero worship either. It is a chosen career and every officer was made aware of the pay scale before they took the job. If the pay isn’t worth it, quit and get a higher paying job. That’s what everyone says when someone complains about pay scale for other low paying jobs.

sometimes it can be hard not to lump the many good police with the few. of course there are bad individuals, units and entire forces that are corrupt to some degree, but i think we all need to try to separate the dozens or hundreds of bad incidents with the tens of millions of good interactions with police.

in any case, it is a circular problem. we aren't the civil society we were when we were kids.
sheriff andy griffin would be eaten alive these days, so it gravitates towards the barney fifes instead.

disrespect if not outright hatred for the police, and racial division was a hallmark of the obama administration.
even CNN polling in 2016 showed that for the first time in decades, americans felt racial divide got worse when he was president.

Most say race relations worsened under Obama, poll finds | CNN Politics

A majority of Americans say relations between blacks and whites in the US have worsened under President Barack Obama, according to a new CNN/ORC poll.

www.cnn.com

 

[Anb618]

I feel the need to point out this has nothing to do with the officer being a woman. Is she incompetent in empty hand controls? 100%. Is she incapable of any semblance of breathing/adrenaline control? 100%. Is she poorly trained and likely (from looking at her arms) physically incapable of adequately doing the job; 100%. Being female? Irrelevant.

I’ve met and worked defensive tactics with capable and formidable female officers and have worked with incapable, useless male officers. I know a few female officers I would pick as a shift partner over many male officers (unsurprisingly, it’s typically the guys with command staff aspirations that I dislike working with from a safety/tactics standpoint).

Ability to project authority while still being able to talk with people respectfully, being confident and knowledgable in your empty hand control skills, and knowing when it’s time for the talking to stop are the three biggest factors (IMO) in preventing unnecessary shootings and keeping everyone involved in a police contact safe.

A backup officer should have been present before initial contact. She had him on video shoplifting and knew before going in there that he was going to jail. Why provide an opportunity for a 1vs1 fistfight when you can calmly outnumber and take someone into custody with minimal struggle; especially knowing he is or was intoxicated earlier in the day. Percentages of physical altercations with intoxicated subjects is much higher than sober subjects.

Talking time should have been over the moment he tried to walk away into the house. She already had PC for an arrest. Any conversation he might have had about the alleged crime could have been done in custody just as easily.

While the bulk of the video made me cringe...I do have to say Captain Sparta coming to the rescue was hilarious. ?

 

[x_789]

Wow that video is insane. She's lucky no one is dead.

 

[theLBC]

I feel the need to point out this has nothing to do with the officer being a woman. Is she incompetent in empty hand controls? 100%. Is she incapable of any semblance of breathing/adrenaline control? 100%. Is she poorly trained and likely (from looking at her arms) physically incapable of adequately doing the job; 100%. Being female? Irrelevant.

I’ve met and worked defensive tactics with capable and formidable female officers and have worked with incapable, useless male officers. I know a few female officers I would pick as a shift partner over many male officers (unsurprisingly, it’s typically the guys with command staff aspirations that I dislike working with from a safety/tactics standpoint).

Ability to project authority while still being able to talk with people respectfully, being confident and knowledgable in your empty hand control skills, and knowing when it’s time for the talking to stop are the three biggest factors (IMO) in preventing unnecessary shootings and keeping everyone involved in a police contact safe.

A backup officer should have been present before initial contact. She had him on video shoplifting and knew before going in there that he was going to jail. Why provide an opportunity for a 1vs1 fistfight when you can calmly outnumber and take someone into custody with minimal struggle; especially knowing he is or was intoxicated earlier in the day. Percentages of physical altercations with intoxicated subjects is much higher than sober subjects.

Talking time should have been over the moment he tried to walk away into the house. She already had PC for an arrest. Any conversation he might have had about the alleged crime could have been done in custody just as easily.

While the bulk of the video made me cringe...I do have to say Captain Sparta coming to the rescue was hilarious. ?

 

[myronman3]

the police chief might as well just come on there and stated “everyone relax....they are white...no one gives a shit.” dropped the mic, and walked off into the sunset.

that woman has no business being a LEO.

 

[Jsp556]

sometimes it can be hard not to lump the many good police with the few. of course there are bad individuals, units and entire forces that are corrupt to some degree, but i think we all need to try to separate the dozens or hundreds of bad incidents with the tens of millions of good interactions with police.

in any case, it is a circular problem. we aren't the civil society we were when we were kids.
sheriff andy griffin would be eaten alive these days, so it gravitates towards the barney fifes instead.

disrespect if not outright hatred for the police, and racial division was a hallmark of the obama administration.
even CNN polling in 2016 showed that for the first time in decades, americans felt racial divide got worse when he was president.

Most say race relations worsened under Obama, poll finds | CNN Politics

A majority of Americans say relations between blacks and whites in the US have worsened under President Barack Obama, according to a new CNN/ORC poll.

www.cnn.com

I know there are good people that are Law enforcement officers. LEOs, no matter how you slice it, are government enforcers with no duty to protect anyone other than the government. No one, other than government employees, likes or trusts our government that has been proven to be corrupt from the small towns through the highest federal levels.
I have family and former friends that chose LE as a career. They are good people. I’m not a hypocrite though. I don’t trust them any more than any other person who wears a badge, carries a gun, and draws a government paycheck. In the end, they have bills like everyone else and will enforce laws, constitutional or not, because it’s the law and they’re paid to enforce it.

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

It was like watching a mom argue with their kid on Jerry Springer.

 

[Anb618]

Referring to me or the featured officer? Didn’t think I came off that way. Have something constructive to add?

 

[Huskydriver]

Please tell me she was fired

 

[Numb_Skull]

Please tell me she was fired

Promoted more likely, this is your average police officer. Conducting a no-knock warrant on her lonesome for a dude stealing a snickers bar. Don’t worry though, they’ll never enforce laws to confiscate firearms.

Dude should have dumped the mag into her face after she shot momma

 

[Dunraven]

another govmt jobs program in action

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

This is what happens when you send a women to do a mans job.

While I understand where your coming from, that is simply not true. I've seen/met/fought some ruff ass woman in my life time an more than a few left a lasting memory. One Russian I worked with would an could kick the ass of 95% of all here. Plus her Shooting & Fieldcraft ability had to be seen to be believed, one bitch you did not want to piss off. The interesting part was on the Fuck 10 scale, she was an 11. I have talked to my Russian friends in Atlanta about her an they are trying to get her photo for me. I was too stupid long ago to keep a camera with me,...

 

[MtnCreek]

@Gunfighter14e2 You must have kicked her ass if she gave you some pussy. Lol

 

[Dunraven]

While I understand where your coming from, that is simply not true. I've seen/met/fought some ruff ass woman in my life time an more than a few left a lasting memory. One Russian I worked with would an could kick the ass of 95% of all here. Plus her Shooting & Fieldcraft ability had to be seen to be believed, one bitch you did not want to piss off. The interesting part was on the Fuck 10 scale, she was an 11. I have talked to my Russian friends in Atlanta about her an they are trying to get her photo for me. I was too stupid long ago to keep a camera with me,...

isn't it the exception that proves the rule?

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

@Gunfighter14e2 You must have kicked her ass if she gave you some pussy. Lol

Na just asking politely, is all it takes most of the time.

 

[Steel+Killer]

Na just asking politely, is all it takes most of the time.

True story I had friend at a college party that one night said "fuck it I am going ask every girl I meet tonight if they want to have sex with me" Well didn't take long before one girl said "sure let's go upstairs" he was getting some pussy and I was just left holding my beer wishing I had the balls to do the same thing......LOL

 

[texastonk]

its easy to play Monday morning quarterback but why would she have not waited for back up in the first place? Is it common for leo to
walk up on perps at their home then follow them in alone? male or female makes no difference. In the home they now have more of an advantage.

Im so confused why the male officers was shoeless. WTH?

 

[Deleted member 10043]

"...No, this is nothing sexual..."