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Re: Make that bitch itch!
This wild....with luck and my butter fingers I prolly drop the vial in my lap and those little bastids be all over my ass!
This wild....with luck and my butter fingers I prolly drop the vial in my lap and those little bastids be all over my ass!
Re: Make that bitch itch!
The pain from the beer coming out of my nose can't compare to those poor bastards. This is too funny not to pass on. This would fix those f'ers that have been pissing in the unfinished plumbing pipes on our construction sites. It'll be hard for them to hang drywall with their hands down their pants all day,
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The pain from the beer coming out of my nose can't compare to those poor bastards. This is too funny not to pass on. This would fix those f'ers that have been pissing in the unfinished plumbing pipes on our construction sites. It'll be hard for them to hang drywall with their hands down their pants all day,
Re: Make that bitch itch!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: someguy12341</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm almost afraid to ask how you ran across this site... </div></div>
I can only come up with two logical reasons why....1) revenge, or 2) searching for a cure!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: someguy12341</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm almost afraid to ask how you ran across this site... </div></div>
I can only come up with two logical reasons why....1) revenge, or 2) searching for a cure!
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Did you notice they have evil <span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">bioengineered supercrabs</span></span>?
Did you notice they have evil <span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">bioengineered supercrabs</span></span>?
Re: Make that bitch itch!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bad_Karma</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Did you notice they have evil <span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">bioengineered supercrabs</span></span>? </div></div>
Wow, description from the site below:
Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs - One colony of F strain super crabs. We have gone through a lot of work but now we are finally able to introduce the F Strain Lice! These crabs are almost impossible to get rid off and have <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet!</span></span> This species can take up to <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">two weeks to get rid off</span></span> and apparently <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw</span></span> and we can guarantee than nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them!
I have never had a bout with them, but they don't sound pleasant.
Josh
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bad_Karma</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Did you notice they have evil <span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">bioengineered supercrabs</span></span>? </div></div>
Wow, description from the site below:
Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs - One colony of F strain super crabs. We have gone through a lot of work but now we are finally able to introduce the F Strain Lice! These crabs are almost impossible to get rid off and have <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet!</span></span> This species can take up to <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">two weeks to get rid off</span></span> and apparently <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw</span></span> and we can guarantee than nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them!
I have never had a bout with them, but they don't sound pleasant.
Josh
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: someguy12341</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm almost afraid to ask how you ran across this site... </div></div>
I got this email from a friend with this note
"I've circumvented the internet to a great degree and I thought I'd pretty well seen it all until I stumbled across this Page!"
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: someguy12341</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm almost afraid to ask how you ran across this site... </div></div>
I got this email from a friend with this note
"I've circumvented the internet to a great degree and I thought I'd pretty well seen it all until I stumbled across this Page!"
Re: Make that bitch itch!
can you imagine what Lowlight and CKA would do to each other over this.
can you imagine what Lowlight and CKA would do to each other over this.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Alaskaman 11</div><div class="ubbcode-body">can you imagine what Lowlight and CKA would do to each other over this. </div></div>
NO ONE will be safe at any RO event from this time forward! I have money on it that CKA will sprinkle them on Franks goatee.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Alaskaman 11</div><div class="ubbcode-body">can you imagine what Lowlight and CKA would do to each other over this. </div></div>
NO ONE will be safe at any RO event from this time forward! I have money on it that CKA will sprinkle them on Franks goatee.
Re: Make that bitch itch!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MinorDamage</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bad_Karma</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Did you notice they have evil <span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">bioengineered supercrabs</span></span>? </div></div>
Wow, description from the site below:
Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs - One colony of F strain super crabs. We have gone through a lot of work but now we are finally able to introduce the F Strain Lice! These crabs are almost impossible to get rid off and have <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet!</span></span> This species can take up to <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">two weeks to get rid off</span></span> and apparently <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw</span></span> and we can guarantee than nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them!
I have never had a bout with them, but they don't sound pleasant.
Josh </div></div>
WTF! Not the smartest choice you could make. I would certainly use a less resilient strain, especially if you have friends/kids/coworkers in common with said receiver of malice. Anything that difficult to kill would spread through your circle of friends like wildfire. Never had lice of any form, but my understanding is that crotch lice can spread without "direct" contact so to speak. I can only imagine the karmic backlash.
Sounds funny in theory, but practical application would be risky at best.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MinorDamage</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bad_Karma</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Did you notice they have evil <span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">bioengineered supercrabs</span></span>? </div></div>
Wow, description from the site below:
Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs - One colony of F strain super crabs. We have gone through a lot of work but now we are finally able to introduce the F Strain Lice! These crabs are almost impossible to get rid off and have <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet!</span></span> This species can take up to <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">two weeks to get rid off</span></span> and apparently <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-style: italic">bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw</span></span> and we can guarantee than nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them!
I have never had a bout with them, but they don't sound pleasant.
Josh </div></div>
WTF! Not the smartest choice you could make. I would certainly use a less resilient strain, especially if you have friends/kids/coworkers in common with said receiver of malice. Anything that difficult to kill would spread through your circle of friends like wildfire. Never had lice of any form, but my understanding is that crotch lice can spread without "direct" contact so to speak. I can only imagine the karmic backlash.
Sounds funny in theory, but practical application would be risky at best.
Re: Make that bitch itch!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Teppo-Ka</div><div class="ubbcode-body">NO ONE will be safe at any RO event from this time forward! I have money on it that CKA will sprinkle them on Franks goatee. </div></div>Not staying in the bunkhouse next time around, thanks for giving CKA ideas.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Teppo-Ka</div><div class="ubbcode-body">NO ONE will be safe at any RO event from this time forward! I have money on it that CKA will sprinkle them on Franks goatee. </div></div>Not staying in the bunkhouse next time around, thanks for giving CKA ideas.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TalkingBush</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Teppo-Ka</div><div class="ubbcode-body">NO ONE will be safe at any RO event from this time forward! I have money on it that CKA will sprinkle them on Franks goatee. </div></div>Not staying in the bunkhouse next time around, thanks for giving CKA ideas. </div></div>
Like that dirty bastard didn't have them already. LOL
.......Ideas I mean
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TalkingBush</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Teppo-Ka</div><div class="ubbcode-body">NO ONE will be safe at any RO event from this time forward! I have money on it that CKA will sprinkle them on Franks goatee. </div></div>Not staying in the bunkhouse next time around, thanks for giving CKA ideas. </div></div>
Like that dirty bastard didn't have them already. LOL
.......Ideas I mean
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Finally a website worth a damn!! Now I am positive what I'll be picking up as a Christmas present for a certain couple of ex's.
Finally a website worth a damn!! Now I am positive what I'll be picking up as a Christmas present for a certain couple of ex's.
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I still remember how I felt when an ex rang me up to tell me she had vaginal warts and I should get myself checked out in case I was a carrier!
Nothing quite like an STD alert to twist the knife a little more!!
I still remember how I felt when an ex rang me up to tell me she had vaginal warts and I should get myself checked out in case I was a carrier!
Nothing quite like an STD alert to twist the knife a little more!!
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The F-Strain thats great!
T-Shirts coming soon. Might just have to have one of those.
The F-Strain thats great!
T-Shirts coming soon. Might just have to have one of those.
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Now you can track your ex via satellite
http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2010/04may_ticksat/
Now you can track your ex via satellite
http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2010/04may_ticksat/
Re: Make that bitch itch!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: slewfoot812</div><div class="ubbcode-body">toooooooo funnny!!!! </div></div>
the wind blew,the chit flew,didnt get home fore a week or two
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: slewfoot812</div><div class="ubbcode-body">toooooooo funnny!!!! </div></div>
the wind blew,the chit flew,didnt get home fore a week or two
