Maggie’s Marriage - It's all in the cards

One-Eyed Jack

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Re: Marriage - It's all in the cards

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HasgunWilltravel</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Like I told my cousin who just proposed to his girlfirend....

"Marriage is a dead end street. 50% end in divorce, and the other 50% ends with death." -Me </div></div>

Did your cousin listen ???
 
Re: Marriage - It's all in the cards

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tcalfee1</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HasgunWilltravel</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Like I told my cousin who just proposed to his girlfirend....

"Marriage is a dead end street. 50% end in divorce, and the other 50% ends with death." -Me </div></div>

Did your cousin listen ???</div></div>

I do not have a vagina, of course he didn't listen.
 
Re: Marriage - It's all in the cards

Was playing golf during a bachelor party for a buddy and the old guy in front of us was reflecting on his marriage of some 4 or 5 decades. He said "if I had killed her the first time I thought of it, I would have been out by now". We couldn't tell if he was telling a joke or if he was serious.
 
Re: Marriage - It's all in the cards

Marriage is like a hurricane.

At first it's all wet and wild, and there's a lot of moanin and blowin goin on.................






















Next thing you know, your house is gone..........