Maggie’s Maser VS. Shankster!!!!

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#1
Who would win in a contest of "The most disgusting sexual act!"
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#2
Re: Maser VS. Shankster!!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: USMCj</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Who would win in a contest of "The most disgusting sexual act!"
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F$ck you for putting me in the same thread with diaper-wetting boy.

My women aren't hamsters, I'm potty trained, don't wax my legs, suck on binkies, have kids I can't parent or afford, or make video spouting my lame-ass opinions about shit nobody cares about or post videos of me wetting my junior high gym shorts in hope of getting money from pervs for pay-to-play videos.


Did I tell you you suck for making this comparison?

 
#5
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: neoshooter</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hamsters no but some of "Your Women" ain't far behind
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PUHLEEZE:

THIS:

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VERSUS THIS:

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No comparison.
 
#9
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MinorDamage</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I really can't believe Shankster has any votes. You douche nozzles obviously don't appreciate the female form.

Josh </div></div>

Exactly!!! Thank you for having my back. These internet guys are just jealous of my female conquests. I give you Exhibit B:


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#12
Re: Maser VS. Shankster!!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: USMCj</div><div class="ubbcode-body">And Shankster leads!!!!! Ahahahahahaha</div></div>

That was my vote. The comparison is the most disgusting sexual act. That implies sex of which Maser can not get. I've never met any woman who would be turned on by piss soaked transformers bedspreads... even yeti's have higher standards.
 
#13
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Austan</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: USMCj</div><div class="ubbcode-body">And Shankster leads!!!!! Ahahahahahaha</div></div>

That was my vote. The comparison is the most disgusting sexual act. That implies sex of which Maser can not get. I've never met any woman who would be turned on by piss soaked transformers bedspreads... even yeti's have higher standards. </div></div>

He never specified the sex act had to be with a female...or human for that matter.

Josh
 
#16
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4 years of my god damn life spent seeking therapy, laying on a disgusting leather couch in a office wreaking of pipe tobacco and thirty-two thousand dollars of my hard earned money has ALL been thrown down the drain in a matter of seconds because of those images Shankster.......

Thanks for NOTHING!!!!

-Pat
 
#17
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: He_Shoot _Me</div><div class="ubbcode-body">4 years of my god damn life spent seeking therapy, laying on a disgusting leather couch in a office wreaking of pipe tobacco and thirty-two thousand dollars of my hard earned money has ALL been thrown down the drain in a matter of seconds because of those images Shankster.......

Thanks for NOTHING!!!!

-Pat </div></div>


I didn't just tap those girls. I ate them. It's obvious most of you guys have never tasted the finer things in life.
 
#18
Re: Maser VS. Shankster!!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: USMCj</div><div class="ubbcode-body">And Shankster leads!!!!! Ahahahahahaha </div></div>

You guys suck.
 
#19
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: He_Shoot _Me</div><div class="ubbcode-body">4 years of my god damn life spent seeking therapy, laying on a disgusting leather couch in a office wreaking of pipe tobacco and thirty-two thousand dollars of my hard earned money has ALL been thrown down the drain in a matter of seconds because of those images Shankster.......

Thanks for NOTHING!!!!

-Pat </div></div>


<span style="color: #CC0000">I didn't just tap those girls. I ate them.</span> It's obvious most of you guys have never tasted the finer things in life. </div></div>

So I try stay out of this nightmare and you post this...

Crazy ass Crackah
 
#21
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Keep it up, Shankster. I'd take photos of your 'hefties' any day. Maser is the reason this site has the "Ignore User" function. Although it doesn't make him disappear, just kinda keeps him outta my view.

Go Shank!!
 
#22
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: He_Shoot _Me</div><div class="ubbcode-body">4 years of my god damn life spent seeking therapy, laying on a disgusting leather couch in a office wreaking of pipe tobacco and thirty-two thousand dollars of my hard earned money has ALL been thrown down the drain in a matter of seconds because of those images Shankster.......

Thanks for NOTHING!!!!

-Pat </div></div>


I didn't just tap those girls. I ate them. It's obvious most of you guys have never tasted the finer things in life.</div></div>

LOL......your freaking NASTY! My buddy's dad use to say "the fat smelly ones were the best" you and him would get along.
 
#23
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Its safe to say that Shank is the winner! Thanks Shank, for going where no (sain) man would dare to go! You have even surpassed Maser, and that says a lot! The guy sucks hamster cock for crying out loud!
 
#24
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Somehow I don't see how my actions are that out of the norm. I wish I had a picture of this BIG woman I dated for a while. She was cross-eyed.

I never knew if she was talking to me or someone else. It pissed her off.
 
#25
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">


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If your underwear are worn almost entirely up aroud your your generous belly, isn't that basically missing the general concept and utility of underwear??? Just sayin'...
 
#26
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I voted for Shank. But after reading the thread, I guess I misunderstood the question. When I read "Who would win in a <span style="font-weight: bold">contest</span> of "The most disgusting sexual act!", I figured sir piss pants wouldn't have the intestinal fortitude to see it through. I understood that we were voting for whom we believed was more capable of winning a hypothetical contest, not who had previously committed the worst offense. USMCj should work for Gallup with that kind of loaded polling.
 
#27
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I think my question was pretty clear. I just think you needed to know the sexual history of shankster (fat women) and Maser (hamsters) to get the point.
 
#28
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shanks anthem...

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#30
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i kept finding ones with regular girls with just nice asses or reasonably thick women, i actually had to watch a few of those before this one popped up. spoiled the boner right off the bat with that pink thong thing that one gal stole off someones car.

i said it before, ill say it again, why oh god why do they make thongs in double digit sizes? if one regular gal, let alone three even, can fit in the leg hole of a thong, it shouldnt be sold or even made. or even thought of. even in a nightmare

i like that song too much to ever watch that video.
 
#31
Re: Maser VS. Shankster!!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MinorDamage</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I really can't believe Shankster has any votes. You douche nozzles obviously don't appreciate the female form.

Josh </div></div>

Exactly!!! Thank you for having my back. These internet guys are just jealous of my female conquests. I give you Exhibit B:


hotgirl.jpg

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Now that is what I call a FUP
 
#33
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the pictures are just not needed bro, Im all for making fun of maser for being maser and shank for his extra fatass women but those pictures scar a man for life.
 
#34
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Shank, do you belive these results? Twice as many people belive it is more disgusting to hump fugly fat women than to suck hamster cock! LOL
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#36
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From the looks of this thread, it seems this is a free alternative to drinking ipecac syrup.

Oh yeah, and I voted for shanky. Sorry folks, but there's no possible way I could be in a perverted class like shanky is.
 
#37
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">From the looks of this thread, it seems this is a free alternative to drinking ipecac syrup.

Oh yeah, and I voted for shanky. Sorry folks, but there's no possible way I could be in a perverted class like shanky is. </div></div>

Maser this video of you waxing your legs is worse than any syrup you drink. What the hell is wrong with you?


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#38
Re: Maser VS. Shankster!!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Humungus</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">From the looks of this thread, it seems this is a free alternative to drinking ipecac syrup.

Oh yeah, and I voted for shanky. Sorry folks, but there's no possible way I could be in a perverted class like shanky is. </div></div>

Maser this video of you waxing your legs is worse than any syrup you drink. What the hell is wrong with you?


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WTF????? why the hell do you wax your legs, what the hell is wrong with you?
 
#39
Re: Maser VS. Shankster!!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Humungus</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">From the looks of this thread, it seems this is a free alternative to drinking ipecac syrup.

Oh yeah, and I voted for shanky. Sorry folks, but there's no possible way I could be in a perverted class like shanky is. </div></div>

Maser this video of you waxing your legs is worse than any syrup you drink. What the hell is wrong with you?


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So wrong on so many levels. ManCard has been permanently revoked with no possibility of return.
 
#40
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I thought long and hard about casting my vote.

Then it became crystal clear - vote Maser. Specifically, there was a sexual act that led to his conception and subsequent birth. What ever human non-human union took place to create the unbalanced chimera that haunts the Hide, is too vile to even imagine.
 
#42
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True or False, word has it on the street that Maser is the son/spawn of Shankster??? If true, this is indeed the most shocking news to hit the Hide since its inception.
 
#43
Re: Maser VS. Shankster!!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Humungus</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">From the looks of this thread, it seems this is a free alternative to drinking ipecac syrup.

Oh yeah, and I voted for shanky. Sorry folks, but there's no possible way I could be in a perverted class like shanky is. </div></div>

Maser this video of you waxing your legs is worse than any syrup you drink. What the hell is wrong with you?


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A guy waxing his legs listening to rap music..... Not gay at all, not at all....
 
#44
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HuntinAZ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
A guy waxing his legs listening to rap music..... Not gay at all, not at all.... </div></div>

Rap Music = Ghey
Leg Waxing = Gheyer
Leg Waxing while listening to rap music = Uber Ghey

I gotta get out of this thread before I catch the ghey.

Josh
 
#46
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">And what category does watching other men wax their legs while listening to rap music fall under? </div></div>

Not sure...I didn't watch it. It can't be any more ghey than the person performing the action. That would be akin to saying watching ghey porn is gheyer than participation in said activity.

Josh
 
#49
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Savage110</div><div class="ubbcode-body">So maser, please elaborate on why the fuck do you shave your legs?</div></div>

I don't think we wanna know.
 
#50
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Savage110</div><div class="ubbcode-body">So maser, please elaborate on why the fuck do you shave your legs?</div></div>

Same reason I shave my face.
 
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