Mega Millions
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I'd set up a donor advised fund and dump a shit ton of money in there. Then I'd set up a series of real estate holding companies, buy a ton of short term rentals that qualify for a passive exception under the 7-day rule and have an engineering firm do cost segregation studies on all the properties so that I could write off a massive amount of depreciation to offset my winnings for tax purposes.
Once all that's squared away, I'd park the overwhelming majority of those properties in a SLAT or dynasty trust (at the direction of my attorney) and then secretly indulge in ungodly amounts of hookers and cocaine until my nose and/or penis falls off. Hopefully my nose.
We can dream....
Once all that's squared away, I'd park the overwhelming majority of those properties in a SLAT or dynasty trust (at the direction of my attorney) and then secretly indulge in ungodly amounts of hookers and cocaine until my nose and/or penis falls off. Hopefully my nose.
We can dream....
Why stop at 2? Why not line up 10 in a row, a few strokes in one and switch till you go down the entire line, then start over! Ah, the the heck am I kidding? I’d be done on stroke 7 in the first chick!
Do some remodeling.
That's the second basement/bunker.
On top of that is a normal basement with a theatre and the day to day gun storage.
On top of that is a 3-5000 SQ ft house that looks like a perfectly normal house.
The size is for the guests quarters, where there are 3 guest rooms and a bunk/playroom for family. Far away from my room on the other side of the house.
Decent sized 100x200 shop, and "gun store" down the driveway. I'd spend my days constantly growing my personal range, single track dirt bike trails, and working on building way too nice trucks and maybe even a car or two.
If my kids are lucky there's enough left invested for them to sell all my accumulated junk and not have to work.
My local economy would see a good sized jump. Mostly from the few good friends and family that would get 6 figure "jobs" to help me spend money on stupid fun.
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