Measles: it’s not just for people who think that The Brady Bunch is scientifically sound. It’s also for Scientologists who believe that we can develop telekinetic powers once we read a certain amount of books (which explains Mathilda-Scientology witch!). Apparently there has been a case of measles on a Scientology cruise ship, and now the ship is being quarantined and nobody is allowed off.
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Scientology Ship Quarantined in St. Lucia After Measles Diagnosis
A confirmed case of measles aboard a Church of Scientology cruise ship has resulted in a quarantine at the port of St. Lucia in the Caribbean.www.hollywoodreporter.com
The Hollywood Reporter says that Scientology’s gigantic cruise ship, The Freewinds, is currently docked in St. Lucia. The St. Lucia Coast Guard confirmed to NBC News that the ship being quarantined was the Scientology Freewinds.
...Which begs the question - anyone got a spare Mark 48 torpedo lying around that we could use?