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Join the contest Subscribe“I’ve been seeing a lot of people complaining about the fireworks scaring dogs, killing horses, causing gam gam’s to soil their bloomers, and keeping yall’s little commie, tide pod eating, condom snorting rapscillions awake. This is the greatest week known to the free man. Ever since Francis Scott Key witnessed all the bombs bursting in air, and old glory was still waving proud the next morning off of Baltimore back in 1814 when those damn British came back to the US of A for a second helping of ass kick pie, proud Americans have been heaving fireworks, cannon balls, and slugs into the skies to celebrate ever since. Deal with it. Maybe if y’all loyalist got some thoroughbred patriotic American canines like myself, y’all wouldn’t have that problem. My dog is howling Lee Greenwood and chasing the neighbors Canadian cousins around with lit Roman candles as we speak. You worried about your horses? Well I hate to tell you, but they probably hate America. Sell them to the dog food factory. And tell gam gam to put on some pampers, because we’re about to party like it’s 1776. And beat your kids. They probably need it anyway.
God bless America.
Too good not to steal!
Cheers, Sirhr
I once gave some of that to a friend. The bottled hot sauce, that is. You perverts!
I believe you hit the nail on the head there sihr.I actually don’t believe they manufactured any. I think it is a prnstunt and the whole thing is just to put Nike back in the news. I even e-mailednthe Fox reporter who has been doing this story and suggested that he ask the questions... how many did you make? What are you going to do with them? Where are they stored? Will you show them to me? I bet there are 10 prototypes and the whole thing about July 4th release is b.s. this was publicity stunt from beginning. — a hoax. Sirhr
Classic Joe Dirt!! Well played!
Whew, sure am glad there's someone else on here that enjoys a bit of the ol' Ursidae mammaries.I haven't seen a bare tit in the last 2-3 pages. Did all the regulars get temp-banned? I'm feeling very unmotivated. ??
Whew, sure am glad there's someone else on here that enjoys a bit o' Ursidae mammaries.View attachment 7105798
Whew, sure am glad there's someone else on here that enjoys a bit of the ol' Ursidae mammaries.
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You're welcome!
Exactly why I REFUSE to buy their products anymore!!???View attachment 7105793
Nike should chance its logo from the swoosh to a dam vagina!
THATS ONE OF THOSE ENGLISH TOES!You're thnkinking I posted this 'cause of the weird bag. Nope, look at that toe. ?
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How about putting a generator in the back of your electric car, with a pipe going out for exhaust and a cable perpetually connected to the charging port. All you gotta do from now is......making sure you fill it up with gas or diesel. Congratulations, you just created the dumbest Rube Goldberg device in the history of mankind.
Seriously, electric cars that require hours of external charging are the most pointless and stupidest things ever made. Until we have sci-fi fusion/antimatter/whatever powered compact portable fuel cells the size of a standard capacity AR magazine that is easily swappable and gives 1,000 miles per unit (or 10,000 shots in a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range), I am not interested in any bullshit they push about electric cars this, electric cars that. No I ain't drinking that fucking Kool Aid...
Our local electric supplier invested heavily with our money (state approved surcharges) in solar and extra electric capacity. Now they are busy bombarding all of their customer base with ads through print, SM and auto dialing. They want us to embrace electric cars in a big way.How about putting a generator in the back of your electric car, with a pipe going out for exhaust and a cable perpetually connected to the charging port. All you gotta do from now is......making sure you fill it up with gas or diesel. Congratulations, you just created the dumbest Rube Goldberg device in the history of mankind.
Seriously, electric cars that require hours of external charging are the most pointless and stupidest things ever made. Until we have sci-fi fusion/antimatter/whatever powered compact portable fuel cells the size of a standard capacity AR magazine that is easily swappable and gives 1,000 miles per unit (or 10,000 shots in a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range), I am not interested in any bullshit they push about electric cars this, electric cars that. No I ain't drinking that fucking Kool Aid...
WORTH A TRIP TO CHINA, KOREA OR WHAT EVER EAST ASIAN COUNTRY THAT IS, I MENTIONED THIS BEFORE, BUT NOBODY LISTENED, AND HERE IT IS!
Well!
I guess you don't care about the environment at all!
Don't you know, if we don't completely stop using fossil fuels, raising cattle, eating meat, farting, having tailgate parties, drinking water instead of piss, cooking food, washing our socks....if we don't stop now! In just 12 short years, we will all be destroyed.
It'll look like this:
WELL , CATCH AND RELEASE.Nope, it doesn't meet minimum size limits...
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