Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Snuby642]

Yes I botched that.
Lets try they work best in a cow patty pasture if at all. Lol

Sub bourbon.
Work best in the you kay.

 

[Snuby642]

Young people in America have no concept of yielding right of way.
They think thier sports cars have the right of way.

They did not teach them in drivers ed that the biggest truck has the right of way.

Ps. You type with 2 3 year olds helping and not miss an episode of muppet babies. Got to go now Miss Piggy is in trouble.

 

[LeftyJason]

Young people in America have no concept of yielding right of way.
They think thier sports cars have the right of way.

They did not teach them in drivers ed that the biggest truck has the right of way.

Ps. You type with 2 3 year olds helping and not miss an episode of muppet babies. Got to go now Miss Piggy is in trouble.

No. Trains have right of way. Even ahead of emergency vehicles.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[hermosabeach]

good stories don't begin.... So I had a Salad... I stayed in last night and went to bed early....


Well I was camping and Hammered.... and I lost a bet

 

[Jefe's Dope]

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This is dedicated to the Masshole douche-nozzles who moved here and the first thing they had to do was bring their stupid roundabouts with them. If you like roundabouts... go back to Boston, peckerheads!

I used to hate traffic circles. When I got over myself for hating them just because they were different/European, I realized how much better than really can be. Especially when everyone understands the rules.

 

[Threadcutter308]

I used to hate traffic circles. When I got over myself for hating them just because they were different/European, I realized how much better than really can be. Especially when everyone understands the rules.

Agreed.

Signed,

Someone that went through the same process.

 

[Waorani]

Phoenix has 2 traffic circles and they are tearing them both out after less than 10 years.

The ones on Happy Valley? - hated those. Probably not considered Phoenix though.

We've got a couple new ones around here with more on the way. And a population, most of which, can barely comprehend a regular intersection.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Agreed.

Signed,

Someone that went through the same process.

Bah Humbug... This is America... we got rid of silly European traditions. If they didn't have traffic circles, we probably wouldn't have had to save them 2 or three times in the last Century!

There are two kinds of countries... those that have traffic circles... and those who have the technology to fake moon landings!

Damn Europeans...

Cheers,

Sirhr

P.S. I may be channeling Army Jerry at this moment...

 

[Threadcutter308]

Bah Humbug... This is America... we got rid of silly European traditions. If they didn't have traffic circles, we probably wouldn't have had to save them 2 or three times in the last Century!

There are two kinds of countries... those that have traffic circles... and those who have the technology to fake moon landings!

Damn Europeans...

Cheers,

Sirhr

P.S. I may be channeling Army Jerry at this moment...

There do seem to be some odd/coincidental similarities......

(When do you think the old goat’s gonna get to come out and play again ?)

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Boston PD for the win!!!

All those little Autism-Spectrum snowflakes who can't stand the loud noises... are the ones going to start a revolution!

As someone said above... those little 'tards can't even start a lawnmower!

Well done BPD!!!!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Mooncake]

good stories don't begin.... So I had a Salad... I stayed in last night and went to bed early....


Well I was camping and Hammered.... and I lost a bet

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I dated a bitch like that.

 

[Wingnut00]

Boston PD for the win!!!

All those little Autism-Spectrum snowflakes who can't stand the loud noises... are the ones going to start a revolution!

As someone said above... those little 'tards can't even start a lawnmower!

Well done BPD!!!!

Cheers,

Sirhr

That’s awesome. Should have brought a fire truck to and cooled all those dumb fuckers down.

 

[GBMaryland]

Boston PD for the win!!!

All those little Autism-Spectrum snowflakes who can't stand the loud noises... are the ones going to start a revolution!

As someone said above... those little 'tards can't even start a lawnmower!

Well done BPD!!!!

Cheers,

Sirhr

Excuse me... my autistic 8 year old is leaps and bounds better than those scumbags.

 

[Mooncake]

What exactly are they protesting now in Boston?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Excuse me... my autistic 8 year old is leaps and bounds better than those scumbags.

One word: Parenting!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Mike Casselton]

BPD needed one of those sonic noisemakers like somebody was using in Cuba.

 

[Ironcreek]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Florida man parks Smart car in kitchen over fear Hurricane Dorian would blow it away

The man's wife said her car did not receive such treatment and remained in the garage.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[Tucker301]

 

[123Nick]

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You have a hundred billion dollars and the best you can do is a 40-something beaner that looks like a catfish?

Bezos is truly a loser...

Sirhr

You dont get it... it is the chemistry ???

 

[sirhrmechanic]

You dont get it... it is the chemistry ???

Well, I might have emitted a small chortle or perhaps even a tiny chuckle. That's a long way from a hearty Guffaw.

Sirhr

 

[ZiaHunter]

The ones on Happy Valley? - hated those. Probably not considered Phoenix though.

We've got a couple new ones around here with more on the way. And a population, most of which, can barely comprehend a regular intersection.

I have been stuck at the one at Happy Valley when I was at the Berger SWN. It was like a rodeo during rush hour and you were taking your life in your hands trying to enter. Intersection would be far better served with traffic signals.

 

[123Nick]

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Well, I might have emitted a small chortle or perhaps even a tiny chuckle. That's a long way from a hearty Guffaw.

Sirhr

That was not a joke ?

 

[CheStadium]

I used to hate traffic circles. When I got over myself for hating them just because they were different/European, I realized how much better than really can be. Especially when everyone understands the rules.

Google "Swindon Magic Roundabout". I went out of my way to drive through it a few times.

 

[hermosabeach]

LiveLeak: Trimming a Tree- goes wrong in a different way- Video Link

 

[hermosabeach]

Who knew...

 

[Longshot231]

Who knew...

She does kind of remind me of that fairy tale character.

 

[softcock]

Who knew...

-
Go to 1 :45 of vid for the most stupidity I have heard all week .
I was lectured by a meteorologist on what causes Hurricanes and was told by him, ( he could be full of shit ? ) but he told me, and I think it is what I was taught in about 6th grade science also . It is how the Earth since the beginning of time moves energy to cool itself and keep Temps. more even . Basically when the surface waters of the hotter Equator area reach around 85 Deg. F . The Earth picks up that warm energy and spins it off and dumps it to the colder regions of the planet .
Hurricanes are just the byproduct you will have to live with, when living on a planet that is largely water and is heated by a Gigantic ball of nuclear fission that 29 million miles away from it .
.

 

[EddieNFL]

Who knew...

I wanna know who's responsible for earthquakes and what would it take to touch off the entire pacific rim.

 

[hermosabeach]

stay frosty

 

[Dirty D]

Who knew...

Somebody hurry up and tell ANTIFA that hurricanes are racist so they can go protest in them. ?

 

[jumpermed]

Google "Swindon Magic Roundabout". I went out of my way to drive through it a few times.

So While I agree, they only work if idiots know how to use them....

 

[powdahound76]

93 million miles I believe. Of course 7th grade science was a long time ago.

Not as long as @Threadcutter308 though...... ?. Sorry buddy. Had bot busted yer balls about being old for a while.
Hope you are enjoying your awesome trip with “miles burner”.

 

[Dirty D]

Who knew...

So I was curious what Tiphanies background was, I was expecting advanced degrees in Meteorology, engineering or rocket scientistry. Silly me, miss Younique drew her conclusions on climate change via her literature degrees and extensive experience writing fiction. ?

“Yanique attended Saints Peter and Paul Catholic Elementary School and graduated from All Saints Cathedral School in 1996. In 2000, she earned her undergraduate degree from Tufts University in Massachusetts. Shortly after graduating, she was awarded a Fulbright Scholarship in Literatures in English and Creative Writing at The University of the West Indies for which she conducted research on Caribbean women writers, such as Merle Hodge and Erna Brodber in Trinidad and Tobago. She went on to receive her MFAdegree in creative writing in 2006 at the University of Houston, where she held a Cambor Fellowship.[2]”

 

[sirhrmechanic]

That was not a joke ?

I know!!! That why I barely snickered!

Cheers, Sirhr

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

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This is dedicated to the Masshole douche-nozzles who moved here and the first thing they had to do was bring their stupid roundabouts with them. If you like roundabouts... go back to Boston, peckerheads!

And I'm usually the one in D.

 

[Dirty D]

93 million miles I believe. Of course 7th grade science was a long time ago.

Not as long as @Threadcutter308 though...... ?. Sorry buddy. Had bot busted yer balls about being old for a while.
Hope you are enjoying your awesome trip with “miles burner”.

@Turdcutter308 is so old he remembers when @sirhrmechanic was middle age.

?

 

[Dirty D]

Our strength should not be defined by what we can do to those who are weaker but rather by what we can do for those who are weaker.

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[Yasherka]

Especially when everyone understands the rules.

Found the problem...

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Maddybrook]

I wanna know who's responsible for earthquakes and what would it take to touch off the entire pacific rim.

.
What she was trying to say,
Trump is solely responsible for all earthquakes, famine, disease, volcanoes, hurricanes, sharknados and so on.......

 

[powdahound76]

@Dirty D

Spoken like a short man who gave and risked a lot over the years to save people.

Cool pic. Cooler being (or having been) the guy who does that kind of thing.

I bet a dollar (all I got with 3 kids) you dont talk about that around normal folks.
Just around us asshats here on the Hide. And yes, you are part of the asshats grouping.

You might be the defacto leader. Only because you are 1/2” taller than Frank.

Coasties are cool. Just ask ArmyJerry

 

[Dirty D]

You are 100% right on the asshat part and I’m only taller than LL when I’m wearing my sluttiest heels.

 

[Gaznazdiak]

 

[Gaznazdiak]

 

[Tucker301]

 

[Mr.Kirk]

I wanna know who's responsible for earthquakes and what would it take to touch off the entire pacific rim.

Hurricanes come from Africa. If we destroy africa we will beat Trump at his own game and the Caribbean will be safe.

 

[sirhrmechanic]