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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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So.. how wrong is it that I kinda like the looks of the blonde doll in the second row, far left?
I knew I needed a date, but I didn't think I was THAT bad off!

I was eyeing the skinny blonde in the rear. My situation is similar to that Richard Brautigan poem:

Milk For The Duck


ZAP!
unlaid / 20 days

my sexual image
isn't worth a shit.

If I were dead
I couldn't attract
a female fly.
 
And I don't begrudge anyone their $5000 love doll, or $5000 rifle...
Just sayin' I might make a choice that can make me a sandwich after I have sex with it, is all.
Another 10 years of love doll development, and who knows!

When that happens the birth rate in the world will plummet and the world will be more like the movie Cherry 2000 :D