Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Photographer captures incredibly rare moment jaguar dives to catch food
A photographer has captured the incredibly rare moment a jaguar dived underwater to catch its dinner.
With teeth bared, claws drawn and eyes focused the stunning predator dived for fish that had been thrown into the water at the Zoo de Bordeaux Pessac in France.
 
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Turns out being a dipshit doesn’t preclude you from getting other dipshits to vote for you. Hell, I’d say there’s evidence that it’s an advantage.
I worked at a State University in Ohio once that had its own “police” force. The chief left his service pistol in the bathroom. He wasn’t the chief much longer.

gun magnets are cheap. Every bathroom should be carry friendly
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I worked at a State University in Ohio once that had its own “police” force. The chief left his service pistol in the bathroom. He wasn’t the chief much longer.

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Perhaps there was a secondary reason for inventing the pistol lanyard.

One is not likely to forget it as long as it is connected to one’s person.

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But you don’t have this one!

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(please don’t repost this, I took it in an artists shop...)
Good one!
Do any fo you guys remember Anus McSphincter from the early Hustler days? I cannot find a single pic of him today, think it may stem from the creator jailed for child molestation, (duane tinsley)
 
If you need a lesson on topics in the first video..... there's your sign.
No shit, bigger disgrace was her being invited to the UN, giving a speech. Time, what a POS it has evolved into, just jumped on the bandwagon.
C'mon man. Only brainwashed dipshits give Time or those euro-trash outfits any credibility. They gave satan incarnate, Barry Soetero, the Nobel Peace Prize for christ sakes!
 
Does anything describe 2019 better than an angry child screaming about politics they don't really understand, because someone else told them to?
EXACTLY!

That little semi-autistic future carpet muncher is just a waste of oxygen... and a massive hypocrite. But it will take her a few more years to realize it. And when she does, she'll end up like Danny Bonaducci or that chick from Different Strokes. Doing cheap porn to afford an Oxy habit... trying to forget an abused childhood.

Remember Amy Carter? How about "Chastity" Bono. Abused kids are abused kids. Whether by the media, their priest, Al Gore, Joe "Let me sniff you, Greta," or Daddy in the toolshed.

She is going to deserve the future that she has earned in the last year.

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
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What the 10mm deal? Why do these disappear?
 
What the 10mm deal? Why do these disappear?

Basically everything is 10mm these days. You can nearly disassemble a Honda Civic, Lawnmower, RZR or really well built desk with a 10mm socket! I have a few down inside a fender well of a 2008 F-250, if that thing is still on the road. Pretty sure there is at least one somewhere inside a 2001 Accord also.
 
Watch someone with a lanyard clear a type 2 or 3. It can be very funny
So funny story...

I am doing my very first HSLD room-clearing exercise at a school. Worked rather hard to get there. It's time to breach and enter on dry fire and, damn, better do good (and, truth be told... look good) while doing it. Right? All about looking good.

Door gets breached... I head in, move left, heavy side of room... and need to transition to pistol. Drop carbine on sling and do a smokin' fast transition to pistol. Draw clean... and as it clears holster... it just pops out of my hands... Just like a bar of soap... pop! Airborne! Flyin away from me like the bone in 2001 a Space Odyssey... At the end of one of those telephone handset 'dummy cord' retention devices... That we all had. Because, well... bar of soap.

I can still see it, in slow motion... flying out in front of me. The cord, gracefully unfurling... until it reaches the end of its elastic limit. Then the pistol hits the floor and... I see it coming right back at me. First couple of feet across the floor. Then kind of flaccidly lifting up a bit and bouncing across the wood floor... trying to assault my shin. It ends up next to my boot. Sitting there. Mocking me.

Instructors laughing their asses off... Me... I'm just standing there going... No excuses, sirs.... I'll do better.

Never happened again. Slow is smooth... smooth is fast. Fast is... looking like a blithering %$$#ing idiot.

Just a lesson for all those quick-draw artists. And folks who don't believe in dummy cords.

You may now mock me.

Cheers,

Sirhr