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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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168BTHPM said:
This is the mating call that can be heard at 1:50am in any bar anywhere.

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I was in a bar once with an older E-5, who almost got us killed. We were enjoying our adult beverages and noted that the female clientele looked more like a menagerie than anything we cared to lay eyes on.

I didn't know this E-5 very well but thought he was level-headed. Up until that time, I hadn't seen what he was like under the influence of alcohol. I was in for a rude awakening!

He only had one or two drinks and noticing the wide girth on the members of the nightly menagerie he stood up and shouted at the top of his lungs; "WHERE DID ALL THESE ROOT-HOGS COME FROM?"

I didn't think we were going to get out of that zoo alive. That was over 40 years ago and I still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it.

That sound on the video was the sound he would make when he would imitate the "root hogs," to get a laugh.

Unless you've ever been threatened by root hogs, it ain't funny.
 
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Longshot231 said:
I was in a bar once with an older E-5, who almost got us killed. We were enjoying our adult beverages and noted that the female clientele looked more like a menagerie than anything we cared to lay eyes on.

I didn't know this E-5 very well but thought he was level-headed. Up until that time, I hadn't seen what he was like under the influence of alcohol. I was in for a rude awakening!

He only had one or two drinks and noticing the wide girth on the members of the nightly menagerie he stood up and shouted at the top of his lungs; "WHERE DID ALL THESE ROOT-HOGS COME FROM?"

I didn't think we were going to get out of that zoo alive. That was over 40 years ago and I still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it.

That sound on the video was the sound he would make when he would imitate the "root hogs," to get a laugh.

Unless you've ever been threatened by root hogs, it ain't funny.
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Back in the late 80s, I attended a school on a small army post in NE California. The area was sparsely populated and the locals used the post office, club and a couple other spots on post. This was a recurring class of about 70 AF types from E4 thru E9 and a couple of zeros. During in-briefs we were warned about "bufforillas" hanging out in the club looking for husbands or just someone to finance their partying for a month or so. Second or third weekend this E6 gets drunker than Cooter Brown and proceeds to "call" bufforillas. He was concentrating on one in particular. Turns out she was the wife of an army type stationed there. After things settled down we were barred for the next two weeks.

We had an end of class bash at the same club, but that's a much longer story.
 
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Longshot231 said:
I was in a bar once with an older E-5, who almost got us killed. We were enjoying our adult beverages and noted that the female clientele looked more like a menagerie than anything we cared to lay eyes on.

I didn't know this E-5 very well but thought he was level-headed. Up until that time, I hadn't seen what he was like under the influence of alcohol. I was in for a rude awakening!

He only had one or two drinks and noticing the wide girth on the members of the nightly menagerie he stood up and shouted at the top of his lungs; "WHERE DID ALL THESE ROOT-HOGS COME FROM?"

I didn't think we were going to get out of that zoo alive. That was over 40 years ago and I still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it.

That sound on the video was the sound he would make when he would imitate the "root hogs," to get a laugh.

Unless you've ever been threatened by root hogs, it ain't funny.
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I was at Saint James Infirmary one night many years ago. There was a herd of heffers blocking the hallway going to and from the restrooms. Traffic was backing up in both directions. This herd was 4 or 5 that were all over 6' tall and way north of 250lbs. I had to pee really bad and got tired of waiting for the herd to move on so I blared out "MOOOOOOOOOOOve". Everyone laughed but them, and I almost got killed by the stampede.
 
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Longshot231 said:
I was in a bar once with an older E-5, who almost got us killed. We were enjoying our adult beverages and noted that the female clientele looked more like a menagerie than anything we cared to lay eyes on.

I didn't know this E-5 very well but thought he was level-headed. Up until that time, I hadn't seen what he was like under the influence of alcohol. I was in for a rude awakening!

He only had one or two drinks and noticing the wide girth on the members of the nightly menagerie he stood up and shouted at the top of his lungs; "WHERE DID ALL THESE ROOT-HOGS COME FROM?"

I didn't think we were going to get out of that zoo alive. That was over 40 years ago and I still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it.

That sound on the video was the sound he would make when he would imitate the "root hogs," to get a laugh.

Unless you've ever been threatened by root hogs, it ain't funny.
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For some reason this reminds me of "HOG CALL" at Mildenhall
 
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Meh come threaten us with something new ;)

Do you want to summon the wrath of the Gods? 'Cause this is how you summon the wrath of the Gods. First it will be fire from the sky, then the locusts.
 
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I would suspect it's a fake. A snake doesn't swallow the rifle from the muzzle end. It is plain and simple because of the magazine alone, it would go down a lot smoother from the stock end. Besides, it looks like it's folded... that's definitely a slight complication. Snakes are not stupid, it wouldn't definitely underestimate the fact that in the case of accidental discharge it would result in a hole in the ass, so to speak. The other way around... just open the mouth and BANG.
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General Motors recently announced the return of the Hummer brand, not as the gas-guzzling road behemoth of the past, but as an all-electric pickup scheduled for a full reveal on May 20, 2020, and is expected to go on sale in 2022 under the GMC banner.

A 30-second teaser commercial featuring LeBron James will debut during today’s Big Game. The GMC Hummer EV will feature 1,000 horsepower, 11,500 lb-ft of torque and will rocket from 0 to 60 mph in 3 seconds.

Vice president of Global Buick and GMC Duncan Aldred said, “GMC builds premium and capable trucks and SUVs and the GMC HUMMER EV takes this to new heights. We are excited to debut our revolutionary zero-emissions truck during the biggest night in TV advertising.”
 
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