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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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spartan67 said:
These are not funny, sexy. But these always will motivate the shit out of me!!!
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Never forgotten!!
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I'm pretty new here. Never expected to see the pic of my old partner Kevin O'Rourke on his last flight home,

Motivational, to say the least.

Steve
 
#7,503
corey4 said:
i don't plow, but i have a somewhat relating story.

in february '97, i was a jack ass teen, 16 years old, turning 17 very soon. my dad had a ford ranger "splash". we were headed to monroeville mall when i saw an unexpecting hoydy toydy lady getting into her car. ya know, one of the ones that trys soooo hard to be fancy that it is annoying. the weather was about 30*, it had been snowing with the big heavy wet flakes for a few days. puddles and slush everywhere. why on earth she was wearing a mini skirt and stiletto type high heels is beyond me. she also had some sort of a fancy suede type jacket on. anyways, i watched her tip toe thru the slush, trying so desperately not to get her high heels wet. sweetheart, up picked the wrong day to dress fancy. not because of me, but the weather in general. as she was getting into her beemer, i told derek, "hey, watch this!". i speed up and did what any other hillbilly red blooded american teen would do. KA-POW! i went thru the puddle as fast as i could of course. and wouldn't you know, it just so happened to be right where the hoydy toydy lady parked her car. derek was so shocked i soaked this lady he really didn't know what to say. he kinda freaked out, you know the whole, "dude! WTF! i can't believe you did that!" deal. i calmly looked over, and said, "they don't call it a ford splash for nothing". his jaw just dropped.

i kinda feel bad now, but when you are a curious mischievous teen male it was funny.
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Just make sure you remember the kool sensation of it all - when it happens to your wife….

Karma - we all got shit coming at us.
 
#7,520
corey4 said:
i guess you didn't catch the part about me feeling bad about now, as an adult.

like you never did anything shitty when you were 16.

this is were i stop. i wont get into a pissing match over the internet.
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Funny.... What a small world. Around 1995ish I was driving down to the bottom of a hill just after a down pour. I noticed this fairly lovely looking woman wearing a white dress (one of those soft cotton form fitting but to the ankle jobs) and I remember thinking to myself "I really hope for her sake that the rain doesn't pickup or there's going to be a wet t-shirt competition."

So, as I get to the bottom of the hill where she's standing, I realise that what I thought was a little puddle was actually of 12 inches of standing water. (Uh Oh.)

There was no place in the road to manuever away from it... so this poor lady ended up with, I'm not joking, 5-10 gallons on her. In the rearview mirror I saw that she was totally soaked.

What I should have done was stopped and asked her if she needed a lift to home... but frankly, I was sure I'd have my head ripped off.

It was SO bad. I still feel bad for her to this day. ...and I really still can't see how I could have avoided it.
 
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