Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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That's true, I have two of them. They only shed twice, once from January to June and then again from July to December.
Just had to put my 10.5 year old German/Aussie down on Wednesday. He started acting weird over the weekend, and his condition very quickly declined. The morning of my vet appointment I woke up and knew he was in liver failure; jaundiced eyes, gums, belly, and inside his ears, bright orange urine. Based on the rapid decline the Vet said it was probably cancer.
My wife just vacuumed the house yesterday. I’ve cursed the hair explosions for years, but I’m gonna miss it now.
Apologies for taking this thread on a hard downward turn. Everyone please give your pups some extra loving today...
Sorry to hear that brother, losing a pet is brutal.
Shitty picture from his youth, but it’s the only one I have handy on my new phone.
Now back to your regularly scheduled titty pics and memes.
Now back to your regularly scheduled titty pics and memes.
| 4 Husbands The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers. She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go." |
Nothing is more motivational than unconditional love. Most of us have been where you're at, and we're better for it no matter how much it hurts now. Sorry about your loss.
Go to the pound and find the most flea bitten mangeist mut there is. Love it back to health. The mut and your's.
I normally troll the shit out of people who take this thread for such an unmotivational turn but you get a pass because well dogs. Sorry for your loss
Now if anyone wants to blather on and on about dogs I’ll make it rain saggy t&a. Carry on
OR POST SAGGY T&A!!! .....we won’t mention DirtyD’s name here. ?
It was a beutiful spring day in south Texas. Little Johnny was thinking about how he needs to haul ass from school and wet a hook. After lunch the teacher said "alright class, whoever is first to answer the U.S. history questions can leave early.
Teacher- "who was the father of our country?" Little Johnny's hand shot up. But teacher called on Juan.
Juan-"George Washington is the father of our country."
Teacher- "Juan, you are free to go". "Who wrote the Gettysburg Address" Johnny's hand shot up again. But teacher called on Carlos.
Carlos- "Abraham Lincoln wrote the Gettysburg Address."
Teacher- "Very good Carlos, you are free to go." "Who wrote the Star Spangled Banner?" Johnny said hell yes, no one knows this shit. and his hand shot up again. But teacher called on Maria.
Maria- "The Start Spangled Banner was written by Francis Scott Key".
Teacher- "Very good Maria, you are free to go."
Johnny- "Where'd all these fucking Mexicans come from!"
Teacher- "Who said that!"
Johnny- "Davy Crockett at the Alamo, see you Monday bitch!"
Teacher- "who was the father of our country?" Little Johnny's hand shot up. But teacher called on Juan.
Juan-"George Washington is the father of our country."
Teacher- "Juan, you are free to go". "Who wrote the Gettysburg Address" Johnny's hand shot up again. But teacher called on Carlos.
Carlos- "Abraham Lincoln wrote the Gettysburg Address."
Teacher- "Very good Carlos, you are free to go." "Who wrote the Star Spangled Banner?" Johnny said hell yes, no one knows this shit. and his hand shot up again. But teacher called on Maria.
Maria- "The Start Spangled Banner was written by Francis Scott Key".
Teacher- "Very good Maria, you are free to go."
Johnny- "Where'd all these fucking Mexicans come from!"
Teacher- "Who said that!"
Johnny- "Davy Crockett at the Alamo, see you Monday bitch!"
My sincere condolences, as well. Personally, I enjoy Memory Lane of Dog-ville.
However, Dirty D is a vengeful-but-effective force to keep this thread on track. So, to avert the wrath of saggy T&A, may I humbly suggest everyone enjoy a visit to the "Man's Best Friend Thread". It's full of truly motivational pictures and stories, centered on God's gift to us two-legged jerks.
You'd wish you were dead if you survived that hit
It will probably still kill you from blunt force truma
Use Kenny. He always comes back.
Anyone else using a mugshot website to look for some crazy ass?
they make bad decisions
They make very BAD decisions
we could be that next bad decision!
THIS is proper .50 BMG rated armor that will enable the wearer to take direct hits anywhere on the body, and function with no injuries...
Damn, man... ATF guy is popping up everywhere it seems, right? Better not shoulder those SBR wrist braces... LOL
If you need someone else to tell you not to trust me well then...
I'm telling you from the heart, you CAN catch the Clap just looking at some of them...........
So don't. Just don't.
Aren't they the current owners of Gander outdoors too?
Good news and bad news. Good news is the vest stopped the bullet! Bad news it broke off a piece of rib and that penetrated his heart!
Well hello there!THIS is proper .50 BMG rated armor that will enable the wearer to take direct hits anywhere on the body, and function with no injuries...
When I'm late for my reservation at the range.
