I could have put up with trench life with all of the hardships and discomforts except for one thing - RATS!
This is supposed to be a motivational thread. So I will attach some targets so some members can practice their rat sniping skills.
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I could have put up with trench life with all of the hardships and discomforts except for one thing - RATS!
This is supposed to be a motivational thread. So I will attach some targets so some members can practice their rat sniping skills.
EMPLOYEE NOTICE
Due to the current financial situation caused by the Corona Virus and slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your TD, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)
PS - Due to Corona Virus, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
Due to the current financial situation caused by the Corona Virus and slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your TD, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)
PS - Due to Corona Virus, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
I was following Sid Gilman (owned Chargers at the time), stopped next to me at an intersection in his red Vette, asked for some directions to a location that I gave him, he went on ahead of me, as we drove he started slooowly drifting to the right, I thought he’d correct but never did, his front right clipped a parked car, a fiberglass explosion, lucky not as fast as the one above he was ok.
Zapadnaya Litsa Naval Base at Murmansk in 2018.
Typhoon class missile sub, probably. What Krazny Oktybar was based on.
Cheers,
Sirhr
What are we going to do with the other $1151?
When he was a child my father had a dog that was a rat catching fool. Farmers from all over would hire dad and his dog when ever they were going to move a hog pen. Dad told me he could remember the dog with three rats in his mouth at a time, ahake them to kill them then go for more. This would have been in the late 1930's.
Hold my beer and watch this!
Damn it Carl
Pukhan river bed, Korea. 7 April 1951
Damn it Carl
Pukhan river bed, Korea. 7 April 1951
Verdammt, Karl
Tiger #313 from Schwere Panzerabteilung 503, flipped by the Allied bombing that preceded Operation Goodwood. Mannevile, France, 18 July 1944
Tiger #313 from Schwere Panzerabteilung 503, flipped by the Allied bombing that preceded Operation Goodwood. Mannevile, France, 18 July 1944
There are no Coronavirus deaths in China since the first few thousand.
that’s because the moment you show symptoms, you are shot.
there are currently 21,000,000 deaths by lead overdose this year in China, however.
sirhr
