Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[kl3309]

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Cry 'Havoc!,' and let slip the...oh, what the fuck, I just washed the car.

 

[MrSmith]

And one from Monument Valley:

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Ah, the "red bed" below the Morrison. Hit that with your drills and no more uranium for you.

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[Dirty D]

That must be a Savage rifle.

It is ?

 

[Dirty D]

For all of you Amy Schumer fans like Sirhr.

 

[lightman]

This reminds me of a picture that I took of a buddy thats an AG pilot. He was spraying Cotton early one morning in the field behind my house and it was still a little foggy and misty. I took the picture as he was approaching my house at 150 knots about 5ft above the top of the cotton. I managed to catch the vortices coming off the wingtips in the mist. He kept a copy of the picture in his office until he retired. If I can find my copy I'll post it.

I managed to ride with him a few times when he was working. It was quite a thrill! He also rode with me a few times when I was learning to fly. He was not a instructor but I learned more from him about flying than I did from any of my instructors.

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[Frank Warren]

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Left?
Right?
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Right sexier back ?

 

[Shootin25]

Happy Friday fellas!

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[myronman3]

you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

taste.

 

[hermosabeach]

not porn, but sites that include porn

From Barneys home country orsm.net
phun.org
drunkenstepfather.com
all have pics- fun or porn - links to different videos and such

the brits can have a sense of humor too

All Internet links/videos/pictures in here ONLY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we_MmdNOAJE&feature=related I was thinking fukcing hell that was close! Il never try to cross again. lol Thought id share, sorry if its a repost, couldnt find any :) Greg

www.arrse.co.uk

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[Zorrosdens]

I'm not saying

Have a friend that says the same. ? Just KIDDIIINNGGGGG!!

 

[Zorrosdens]

 

[Zorrosdens]

 

[Zorrosdens]

One of my favorites...!

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Qwkcrss]

 

[fxdwgkd]

that was great!!

 

[tRidiot]

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Painted on freckles.... odd.

 

[Shootin25]

Painted on freckles.... odd.

WTF you’re not into cosplay? Geeez

 

[BAMCIS]

Some more

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Zorrosdens]

From an anonymous UPS delivery driver courtesy my friend Frank (not that one).

The 5 types of customers since the “rona”:

1) Steve:

He has been waiting for this moment his whole life. He has been drinking boilermakers since 10:00 am in his recliner and his AR is within arms reach. He has 6 months provisions in the basement and a bug out bag due west buried in the woods. Steve demands a handshake as I give him his package. He’s sizing me up as I deliver his ammo.

Steve will survive this, and he will kill you if he needs to.

2) Brad:

He is standing at his window wearing skinny jeans and a Patagonia t-shirt. He is mad because there were no organic tomatoes at Whole Foods today. He points at the ground where he has taped a 6 ft no go zone line from his porch. I leave his case of Fuji water, organic granola bites, and his new “Bernie Bro” hat at the tape.

Brad will not survive.
Steve will probably eat him.

3) Nancy:

She has sprayed everything with Thieves oil. Bought all the Clorox wipes, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, meat, and bread from the local grocery chain. She has quarantined her kids and sprays them with a mixture of thieves, lavender, & mint essential oils daily. She has posted every link known to man about “The Rona” on her social media. She will spray you if you break the 6 ft rule. I will leave her yet another case of toilet paper.

She will last longer than Brad, but not Steve.

4) Karen:

She has called everybody and read them the latest news on “The Rona”. She asked for the manager at Food Lion, Walmart, Publix, McDonalds, Chi-Fil-A, and Vons all before noon demanding more toilet paper. Karen’s kids are currently faking “The Rona” to avoid her. I’m delivering “Hello kitchen” to her.

Karen will not survive longer than Brad.

5) Mary:

Is sitting in the swing watching her kids have a water balloon fight in the front yard as she is on her fourth glass of wine. She went to the store and bought 2 cases of pop tarts, 6 boxes of cereal, 8 bags of pizza rolls, And a 6 roll pack of toilet paper. There is a playlist of Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, and Post Malone playing in the background. I’m bringing her second shipment of 15 bottles of wine in 3 days.

Mary will survive and marry Steve.
Together they will repopulate the earth.
May God have mercy on us all.

Cheers, Sirhr

ANOTHER great one from Sirhr...

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/TITTY_REVEAL_14-1.mp4?_=3


boob drop

 

[502Chevelle]

I can really tell that y’all are bored. I’m glad to see that you are putting this time to good use. ?

 

[Lexusclays]

this is why we research company names.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

this is why we research company names.
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Funny isn't it?... Just like prior to 2013, "Isis" was just a regular girl's name, named after an Egyptian goddess...

 

[hermosabeach]

Belgian Health Minister Picking Her Nose During Zoom Video Conference GIF by dru... | Gfycat

Watch and share Booger GIFs and Corona GIFs by drunkestdrunk on Gfycat

gfycat.com

 

[hermosabeach]

LiveLeakVideo- Giant Cobra- Caught and relocated

 

[CountryShooter]

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With so many beautiful women out there.....
You'd think there would be a larger subgroup that dug not rich 60 year old guys.

 

[1moaoff]

Painted on freckles.... odd.

I'd still hit it happily...

 

[1moaoff]

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That is a nice real bubble butt...

 

[Mooncake]

Do you grip them or caress them?

Depends on 1)to whom they belong and 2) if I’m feeling more Ray Liotta or more Kevin Spacey.

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

Rolling waves of Asperitas cloud

 

[ubettcha]

 

[hermosabeach]

Just 1 drink Officer

 

[hermosabeach]