I certainly don't mind house cats, but in my opinion, as soon as they are allowed to roam free they become feral cats and are fair game. They say cats have 9 lives, but every one I come across on my property must've been on it's last one.
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I certainly don't mind house cats, but in my opinion, as soon as they are allowed to roam free they become feral cats and are fair game. They say cats have 9 lives, but every one I come across on my property must've been on it's last one.
... One more Chinese biotech lab 'incident', and they will have eyes too...
You tell me that these two don’t deserve a “Like” by every single member here that looks at this...
My hands are always on asses! I’d be sleepin’ with my hand on that ass...when I AM
n’that is.... enough Zorrosdens! 
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I have found myself GRAVITATING to a lot of great ass pics of late....Hmmmm, definitely, I have a lot of “weakness” spots. 
That’s SOME LADDERS there now I say!! Holy Shit!
It would be the same either way....hold on for dear life on one...for shear LOVE on the other . Edit: I’m thinking now you meant the “ladder” PUMPS she’s wearin’, I can be slow sometimes.
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Lol...is this towards...the
two extremes of this matter. 
It’s a certain kinda’ statement you’re making ??? Very astutely done. 
And without extreme visual injury (D and a few others I won’t mention here) that it can turn into. 
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In my opinion, you are doing great and should keep it up. I for one greatly appreciate your efforts.I have found myself GRAVITATING to a lot of great ass pics of late....Hmmmm, definitely, I have a lot of “weakness” spots.
I just post pics I come across that catch my eye. But yea, someone will come along and say... "she's not really drinking that coffee." I'm like... I didn't even know she had a fuckin' cup in her hand much less that she had a head and a mouth to drink with!Lol...is this towards...the
DID YOU SEE HER MASSIVE TITS?!
Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer!
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.
He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me..
You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. ..Yes I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to jail for contempt of court !"
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.
He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me..
You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. ..Yes I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to jail for contempt of court !"
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."!
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."!
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
Wow, three pages of tits and one worthwhile funny thing.
How the MPT has fallen... what a waste of space.
Sirhr
How the MPT has fallen... what a waste of space.
Sirhr
Please don’t make Sirhr mad... I’ve witnessed the other side of that... the Kraken, noooo,.....Do NOT make him mad. Do not wake that giant slumbering peacefully
at this moment. No, no, no. Coolit, coolit, coolit. 
Dialing it baaack.
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Why? So that you could napalm the shit out of a badly-photoshopped internet troll meme?
Save your napalm for the real threats....like Asian giant wasps....I've seen the Sri Lankan version and it's terrifying...
Damn Chinese are clever.
