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Join the contestnice.There is a forgotten art to using this item. It's a behavior modification tool. When used during the early stages a malefactory behavior it brings peace and quiet to a family's abode and a sense of focusing, self-circumspection, respect and good manners to the hard of hearing, hard headed or lazy juveniles.
Sadly this item has been outlawed in some states.
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Oh shit... Mark Twain has had quite a lot to say about that little implement right there... That was probably just as effective at raising the younguns into gentlemen, if not more so, than the Bible and the most fiery and intimidating Southern small town preachers channeling their inner Jonathan Edwards...![]()
nice.
go back a couple thousand years and they used to take delinquents, and their parents, outside the city walls for a good stoning.
it wasn't a big problem they needed to address very often.
Holy fucking shit... Yo peep this shit dawg...![]()
Limited backstory: Some Karen brought a tape measure to a playground to make sure everybody is staying 6 feet apart. Of course, nobody was going to put up with that retarded shit so either non-uniformed security or her family restrained her and carried her away. That tantrum though... That is EXACTLY the same type of tantrum my 6 year old niece threw while we were on Nanjing Road's Bu Ying Jia (pedestrian market thoroughfare) in Shanghai years back. Our family from the north and Shanghai had gathered for a full scale reunion and dinner out and a reservation for two private rooms, one smoking and one nonsmoking, each with 12 seats, hotpot, and rotating table centerpiece, had been booked at Jing Qiao Seafood Emporium on the intersection of Nanjing and Xi Zang. My niece wanted to go to a wonton place, just 1 hour ahead of the booking. We had just gotten off the Route 46 bus from Bangpuxingcun and was waiting for the others to arrive as they were riding the subway from Pudong. When my aunt told her that dinner time was almost here and we just CANNOT eat our fill at a wonton place an hour before our main dinner reservation, she FLIPPED OUT and created that exact same scene on the crowded street. After 5 minutes, she calmed down somewhat when a passing police officer gave her a lollipop, but damn, was that outburst legendary... However, my niece was 6 years old... unlike Karen here...
Did you know my math teacher Mr. French? Cuz he had a paddle that looked just like that, so I have been told.There is a forgotten art to using this item. It's a behavior modification tool. When used during the early stages a malefactory behavior it brings peace and quiet to a family's abode and a sense of focusing, self-circumspection, respect and good manners to the hard of hearing, hard headed or lazy juveniles.
Sadly this item has been outlawed in some states.
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Did you get to meet Cissy/Jody/Buffy?Did you know my math teacher Mr. French? Cuz he had a paddle that looked just lie that, so I have been told.
Gotta be a cheapy too. Bout strong as her brain noodle.She’s holding the tape measure all wrong.
And that's going to prove...? Have you learned nothing about the government? Haha... government-issued
Everyone knows that one they can't fool me
Not my experience, but based on your comment I'm sure you've had more experience with KTM and other brands than I.Fits with KTM, you need a rebuild after every ride with them anyway![]()
For some reason I don't think she is up for it at the moment.