Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Well, they could all be wearing red hats and purple.
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I showed this to my wife and asked her where she was and what she, my mom and the other wrinklies were doing? She looks like the brunette in the background.
Kim: Mom, how do we become rich and famous?
Mom: take it in the ass on film, then sell clothes at Sears.
Doctor: "Don't worry, it is normal to get an erection during a prostate exam."
Patient: "I don't have an erection."
Doctor: "I wasn't talking about you."
You have to admire her dedication...View attachment 7426575
She’ll be happily married in time while all those who turn their noses up at the idea will be asking the online dating world ‘where have all the good men gone?!?’ once they hit 40.
Newsflash, gotta put in work to get a man who’s willing to put in work back at ya....
Scientists win award for giving an alligator helium and making it shout | CNN
A team of scientists who put an alligator in a helium-filled box and made it shout have won an Ig Nobel Prize, a prestigious(ish) award that commemorates the science world's more unorthodox experiments.
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So, let me get this straight. Some grad students were sitting around doing whippets and decided that giving alligators helium would be “hilarious”. And for that they received a Nobel prize?
Scientists win award for giving an alligator helium and making it shout | CNN
A team of scientists who put an alligator in a helium-filled box and made it shout have won an Ig Nobel Prize, a prestigious(ish) award that commemorates the science world's more unorthodox experiments.
Instagram says nice tits
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Ig nobel is not regular nobel. Ig nobel is given at Harvard. It's the comedy nobel.
Ig and a Duck in the Dublin Pubs
Here are some further photos from the Dublin show — in this case from the evening hours after the show — in this year’s Ig Nobel Tour of the U.K. and Ireland. Over the next severa…
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Given for science that first makes you laugh then makes you think.
A good example is the 2011 math
MATHEMATICS PRIZE: Dorothy Martin of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1954), Pat Robertson of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1982), Elizabeth Clare Prophet of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1990), Lee Jang Rim of KOREA (who predicted the world would end in 1992), Credonia Mwerinde of UGANDA (who predicted the world would end in 1999), and Harold Camping of the USA (who predicted the world would end on September 6, 1994 and later predicted that the world will end on October 21, 2011), for teaching the world to be careful when making mathematical assumptions and calculations.
Ah, I did not know that. It makes more sense from that perspective.Ig nobel is not regular nobel. Ig nobel is given at Harvard. It's the comedy nobel.
Ig and a Duck in the Dublin Pubs
Here are some further photos from the Dublin show — in this case from the evening hours after the show — in this year’s Ig Nobel Tour of the U.K. and Ireland. Over the next severa…
Given for science that first makes you laugh then makes you think.
A good example is the 2011 math
MATHEMATICS PRIZE: Dorothy Martin of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1954), Pat Robertson of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1982), Elizabeth Clare Prophet of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1990), Lee Jang Rim of KOREA (who predicted the world would end in 1992), Credonia Mwerinde of UGANDA (who predicted the world would end in 1999), and Harold Camping of the USA (who predicted the world would end on September 6, 1994 and later predicted that the world will end on October 21, 2011), for teaching the world to be careful when making mathematical assumptions and calculations.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg is dead!
If that's not motivational, I don't know what is.
If that's not motivational, I don't know what is.
Seriously if you are joking we all get to kick you jn the nuts...really hard.Ruth Bader Ginsburg is dead!
If that's not motivational, I don't know what is.
Just checked.....oh happy day
I'd have to say the 2020 prizes done yesterday have a couple really good ones.Ah, I did not know that. It makes more sense from that perspective.
MANAGEMENT PRIZE [CHINA]
(奚广安) Xi Guang-An, (莫天祥) Mo Tian-Xiang, (杨康生) Yang Kang-Sheng, (杨广生) Yang Guang-Sheng, and (凌显四) Ling Xian Si, five professional hitmen in Guangxi, China, who managed a contract for a hit job (a murder performed for money) in the following way: After accepting payment to perform the murder, Xi Guang-An then instead subcontracted the task to Mo Tian-Xiang, who then instead subcontracted the task to Yang Kang-Sheng, who then instead subcontracted the task to Yang Guang-Sheng, who then instead subcontracted the task to Ling Xian-Si, with each subsequently enlisted hitman receiving a smaller percentage of the fee, and nobody actually performing a murder.
REFERENCE: Numerous news reports.
And the best one.
MATERIALS SCIENCE PRIZE [USA, UK]
Metin Eren, Michelle Bebber, James Norris, Alyssa Perrone, Ashley Rutkoski, Michael Wilson, and Mary Ann Raghanti, for showing that knives manufactured from frozen human feces do not work well.
REFERENCE: “Experimental Replication Shows Knives Manufactured from Frozen Human Feces Do Not Work,” Metin I. Eren, Michelle R. Bebber, James D. Norris, Alyssa Perrone, Ashley Rutkoski, Michael Wilson, and Mary Ann Raghanti, Journal of Archaeological Science: Reports, vol. 27, no. 102002, October 2019.
WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE CEREMONY: Metin Eren, Michelle Bebber, James Norris, Alyssa Perrone, Ashley Rutkoski, Michael Wilson, and Mary Ann Raghanti
I can't believe people missed this. What she saying is that she likes it in both holes...
