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Join the contest Subscribecheck to see if one of the neighbors will loan U his woodchipperHere is a scenario to test your analytical skills, reasoning, morale compass and philosophical acuity.
You live in a middle-class suburban neighborhood with modern housing, well-manicured lawns and posh landscaping. Your neighbors have moderate to conservative political leanings with a few very liberal neighbors sprinkled in for diversity.
For the most part, politics is not discussed much but when the topic is broached, the conversations are kept polite and each neighbor respects the other’s opinions.
However, there is one neighbor who lives about two houses down from you that has a yard festooned with Biden-Harris signs. She has organized gun-buyback campaigns in the community and led demonstrations downtown and goes apoplectic at the sight of a Trump campaign sign.
She once called the police on a couple of toddlers playing cowboys and Indians with wooden rubber band guns. Even worse, she called Children’s Protective Services on the parents of the boy playing the part of the Indian because of the cultural appropriation.
She is also one of the wealthier neighbors that drives a late model Lexus but eschews fur coats or anything made with leather. She hosts the Vegan and Peta luncheons in her home on a monthly basis. The participants to these luncheons are the typical animal rights fanatics but remember their manners in this part of town.
The lady of this house wears the pants. Her teenage son identifies with gender neutral pronouns. He and his mother have been seen wearing identical dresses and pantsuits on family outings. The husband never lifts his head and rarely talks because he sounds like Truman Capote. He is afraid of loud noises and hides in the basement on the 4th of July.
Now that you have been presented the background it is time to test your analytical skills and decision making. Keep in mind that there are no right or wrong answers to the question but be prepared to justify your answer.
It is dinner time and your wife has asked you to go get something to eat. You ask her what she is in the mood for. She responds with; “Oh I’m not sure; Chinese, Mexican or Pizza. I’ll let you decide for me honey.”
You strap on your Sig P365, kiss her goodbye, and get in the car. As you are driving away, you see a commotion in the aforementioned neighbor’s yard. As you pull out of the driveway and go down the street by her house, you notice that her son is passed out in the yard and the father is on the steps of the front porch sucking his thumb.
The lady of the house is on the ground with three men on top of her. Two of the men are holding her down with her arms pinned to the ground and the third has her pantsuit ripped off with her legs spread as he is about to defile her.
She is screaming for help, crying and begging the men to stop. She’s stopped being an atheist now as she’s even asking for the almighty to intervene. “Dear God! Please help me!”
You are only thirty feet away from the awful scene unfolding before your very eyes with your Sig P365 comfortably strapped to your waist. Now for the difficult question:
Do you bring home Chinese take-out, chicken tacos or a pizza with the works?
As conservative as I am, this is one issue that surprises people that know about my conservatism. I use to be pro death penalty.
That all changed when I saw how crooked the legal system is. I have seen how great of lengths lawyers, in particular prosecutors, will go to just to win a case. That includes withholding exculpatory evidence that could acquit an innocent person in a capital offense case.
There are two injustices when that happens. (1) an innocent person is convicted. (2) the focus is put so much on the accused that the real criminal goes free.
It's because of cunts like this, that I would like to see the death penalty abolished.
So give me a minute to slip into something flame-retardant.
Here is a scenario to test your analytical skills, reasoning, morale compass and philosophical acuity.
You live in a middle-class suburban neighborhood with modern housing, well-manicured lawns and posh landscaping. Your neighbors have moderate to conservative political leanings with a few very liberal neighbors sprinkled in for diversity.
For the most part, politics is not discussed much but when the topic is broached, the conversations are kept polite and each neighbor respects the other’s opinions.
However, there is one neighbor who lives about two houses down from you that has a yard festooned with Biden-Harris signs. She has organized gun-buyback campaigns in the community and led demonstrations downtown and goes apoplectic at the sight of a Trump campaign sign.
She once called the police on a couple of toddlers playing cowboys and Indians with wooden rubber band guns. Even worse, she called Children’s Protective Services on the parents of the boy playing the part of the Indian because of the cultural appropriation.
She is also one of the wealthier neighbors that drives a late model Lexus but eschews fur coats or anything made with leather. She hosts the Vegan and Peta luncheons in her home on a monthly basis. The participants to these luncheons are the typical animal rights fanatics but remember their manners in this part of town.
The lady of this house wears the pants. Her teenage son identifies with gender neutral pronouns. He and his mother have been seen wearing identical dresses and pantsuits on family outings. The husband never lifts his head and rarely talks because he sounds like Truman Capote. He is afraid of loud noises and hides in the basement on the 4th of July.
Now that you have been presented the background it is time to test your analytical skills and decision making. Keep in mind that there are no right or wrong answers to the question but be prepared to justify your answer.
It is dinner time and your wife has asked you to go get something to eat. You ask her what she is in the mood for. She responds with; “Oh I’m not sure; Chinese, Mexican or Pizza. I’ll let you decide for me honey.”
You strap on your Sig P365, kiss her goodbye, and get in the car. As you are driving away, you see a commotion in the aforementioned neighbor’s yard. As you pull out of the driveway and go down the street by her house, you notice that her son is passed out in the yard and the father is on the steps of the front porch sucking his thumb.
The lady of the house is on the ground with three men on top of her. Two of the men are holding her down with her arms pinned to the ground and the third has her pantsuit ripped off with her legs spread as he is about to defile her.
She is screaming for help, crying and begging the men to stop. She’s stopped being an atheist now as she’s even asking for the almighty to intervene. “Dear God! Please help me!”
You are only thirty feet away from the awful scene unfolding before your very eyes with your Sig P365 comfortably strapped to your waist. Now for the difficult question:
Do you bring home Chinese take-out, chicken tacos or a pizza with the works?
Send over Bender.Australian Brush Turkeys raping domestic chickens.....
Brush turkeys are attacking backyard chickens and it's illegal to stop them
ABC Sunshine Coast
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By Owen Jacques
Posted 9hhours ago, updated 8hhours ago
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The brush turkey belongs to a family that dates back 30 million years. In 2020, they are taking a liking to backyard hens.(Flickr.Com: James Niland (CC-BY-2.0))
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Residents who turned to backyard chooks for eggs during the coronavirus pandemic are encountering a serious problem but are powerless to stop it under Queensland law.
Key points:
It's breeding season for brush turkeys and the protected native birds have set their sights on domestic hens.
- Brush turkeys are attacking and trying to violently mate with backyard hens
- More households have hens after the pandemic caused a spike in demand due to the panic buying of eggs
- Brush turkeys are protected, and interfering or killing them can lead to fines or even jail time
Griffith University professor Darryl Jones said between September and December, brush turkeys — also known as scrub or bush turkeys — were searching for mates, as well as the perfect place for a nest, or "mound".
Dr Jones said the turkeys were attracted to backyards and could be violent in their interactions with hens.
"They often get attracted to the chook food that's being put out for the chickens," Dr Jones said.
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Dr Jones says the "really nasty" behaviour of brush turkeys can leave chickens and owners traumatised.(ABC News: Stephanie Smail)Increase in reports of attacks
When the pandemic hit earlier this year, demand for backyard chickens skyrocketed as panicked shoppers emptied supermarket shelves of eggs and other staples.
Dr Jones said it could be upsetting for owners to see their chickens injured or traumatised, but there was little to no chance of the different species successfully mating.
"It can be fairly distressing for the birds because they're much smaller," he said.
As conservative as I am, this is one issue that surprises people that know about my conservatism. I use to be pro death penalty.
That all changed when I saw how crooked the legal system is. I have seen how great of lengths lawyers, in particular prosecutors, will go to just to win a case. That includes withholding exculpatory evidence that could acquit an innocent person in a capital offense case.
There are two injustices when that happens. (1) an innocent person is convicted. (2) the focus is put so much on the accused that the real criminal goes free.
It's because of cunts like this, that I would like to see the death penalty abolished.
So give me a minute to slip into something flame-retardant.
If you haven't, read The innocent Man by Grisham. The entire system failed him...including the defense.
I'm afraid that it would piss me off too much.
I can really relate to your feelings on this. On the subject that this is a game amongst lawyers, I totally agree. Who can game the the best. Argue semantics. Twist words. Falsify evidence. The list goes on. It's definitely not about justice, just wins and losses amongst what may be the most narcissistic of all trades.As conservative as I am, this is one issue that surprises people that know about my conservatism. I use to be pro death penalty.
That all changed when I saw how crooked the legal system is. I have seen how great of lengths lawyers, in particular prosecutors, will go to just to win a case. That includes withholding exculpatory evidence that could acquit an innocent person in a capital offense case.
There are two injustices when that happens. (1) an innocent person is convicted. (2) the focus is put so much on the accused that the real criminal goes free.
It's because of cunts like this, that I would like to see the death penalty abolished.
So give me a minute to slip into something flame-retardant.
Still using Adobe PageMaker 7.0 for some work related documents. We probably still have a copy of the original Aldus PageMaker floating around here somewhere.
I don't think you know @Dirty D very well. That thing is way too thin and way too hairy in the face for him. He likes them heavy and hairy down below, sweaty is a bonus.DirtyD would still fuck it for some cake
Needs tits. But I would fuck her.
whos momma is that?
Ah, I thought it was just a general lack of standards.I don't think you know @Dirty D very well. That thing is way too thin and way too hairy in the face for him. He likes them heavy and hairy down below, sweaty is a bonus.
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