Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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I didn't know this till I saw him a couple years ago, but Steve Earle is a loudmouthed Socialist.

I know a lot of musicians are. But a country guy with a song like that seems strange. Proof most turn to pussies with the $$.

My first song would be Amazing Grace. Then the National Anthem. A good version. Maybe by that little gal who sings for a lot of the UK Wildcats games. She has a soul deeper than most can imagine.

I would for sure need to listen to some Doc Watson flat picking too. I always LOVE me some serious old times blue grass and he is the flat picking king.


Doc, brother Merle and Happy Traum , "rappin" in th "Hole in th' wall" in Ft. Worth. 1971. Oh what a nite!!!
 
Also, the 60-70K deaths that the regular Flu cause vanished. We must have cured that. I lost both my godfather and his sister. Both over 70 I think 76 and 73 both were obese and diabetic.

Sucks man.

I think if the flu cases are down... probably because people have generally stayed away from each other. I could swear that a normal flu year was between 45-55k cases, and the base recent year as around 68k.

My mom, who is 76, has a case of pneumonia right now. I doubt it's COVID, as her blood O2 is staying up. I told her to stay on the statin she's supposed to get off of until this passes just in case. (Statins tend to reduce blood clotting.)
 
She also looked like my Ex(When i was much younger)....Green eyes, brunette and tall with a little round behind. She couldn't walk a block without heads rolling and guys chase after her, I once saw a lady winked at her trying to get her attention.

I guess the attention they get can be overwhelming. Last i heard of her i was told she married a very rich tech dude and divorced two years after marriage, Thank God i dodged a bullet.
Mine was a Vietnamese beauty. Married a doctor of some sort last I heard, good luck to him. She needed constant attention and approval from everyone, as it turned out especially men.
 
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So it’s interesting if those numbers are correct then it’s more likely that people are not dying as much this year because they’re not on the roads adding to all sorts of other statistics. Did you pull up deaths by motor vehicle so far this year and a whole bunch of other stuff?

What we need to see is we need to see the breakdown in order to determine whether or not we’re just having a typical year, or whether or not there are classes of things that didn’t happen this year that involve people being out of the home. Especially a major population centers where for the most part people are actually wearing masks, restricted to staying home, there are very few essential workers , blah blah blah

I did find this... which is an interesting read, but its its only one source:


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The reason I bring any of this up is it doesn’t make any sense that there would be no change in mortality for certain types of events. if a bunch of people are staying at home… the numbers are going to have to be different. Very curious to see how major population centers not having a lot of people out and about with affect death statistics in general.

If you’re interested in looking at the dead yourself yourself, I was able to find the CDC webpage on death statistics for this year:

Maybe less people are being admitted to hospitals for non-covid stuff, therefore less people are at risk of medical malpractice. .....

That kills hundreds of thousands a year....
 
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Apparently, you haven't noticed, or have chosen to ignore the fact that the owner of this site has been on a rag about certain people chewing up storage space with (and I quote) "their personal storage" for images. You tend to be a top candidate in that regard. I'm surprised you're still around. Not because of what you post, rather the amount of storage that you chew up that is completely/totally unrelated to firearms. The post of your rifle a few minutes ago was the first I have seen in what, 2 or 3 months ?

Personally, I don't really give a fuck what you post, but on a gun site, nothing but titties really does get old.

I'm out. Post whatever you want. The value of this site is determined by the quality of posts that are directly related to the subject at hand. Like I said, I can find titties/porno anywhere, at any time on the web. I specifically come here for information and dialog about firearms. When the percentage of content about firearms decreases, so does the value of the website to the consumer....

I like guns AND titties! Bye Felicia!
 
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One of the guys at a place I worked at 25 years ago had a personalized plate that read;

"TRSVET"

The guys nickname was TR and the plate was on his Corvette...........:rolleyes:

He wasn't the sharpest bulb in the chandelier and oddly enough, got called a transvestite a lot.
 
Two police officers were on a traffic patrol in a small southern town on a very hot and hazy day. It was about 98 degrees in the shade and the humidity was so bad even the fish were sweating.

The two members of the local constabulary were in the police cruiser that was backed into a secluded alley; looking for traffic violators. The car was a 1986 Crown Victoria that had seen better days. Due to the fiscal restraints some maintenance items had to be deferred.

One of the deferred maintenance items was the vehicle’s air conditioning system. Unfortunately, the old A/C would decide to stop operating when the mercury got past 90 degrees.

The southern sleuth-hounds were the worse for wear that day as they were kicked out of the station by the Chief and told to catch some speeders if they wanted the money to get the vehicle’s air conditioning fixed.

Because it was after lunch and it was so hot the two crime-stoppers could barely hold their eyes open. It was nap time for most of this little hamlet in cotton country.

Our ersatz heroes were no exception. They did their best to remain alert, but they kept opening and closing their eyes while the bobbing of their heads kept time with an old Hank Williams rendition of “Lonesome Whistle” resonating from a local AM radio station.

It was about 1430 hours according to the police log when two old ladies were standing on the street corner about a block away from the boys in blue. Both seasoned citizens were suffering from the heat and humidity as bad as the officers; who they did not see backed into the alley.

Martha, the eldest and most adventuresome, looked over at her sister Myrna and exclaimed; “It sure is hot today.”

“I know, sister, my dress and underwear are sticking to me like Elmer’s glue.”


Patting her neck with her handkerchief, Martha blurted out, “Myrna, you just gave me an idea!”

“What is it, Martha?”

“Myrna, how long have we lived in this town and yet we have never done anything daring?”

“My goodness sister, the last time I did anything daring was when I kissed your boyfriend on the…”

“Stop it, Myrna!”

“Dear sister, I don’t know why you’re still angry about that. It was over 60 years ago. Besides, he eloped with Daisy May Wingate.”

“Oh, shut up. Why don’t we do something daring right now? It’s too hot to do anything else and the temperature has given me a brilliant idea!”

“What is it Martha?”


With an evil grin on her Southern Baptist face, Martha looked at her sister and, in a whisper, suggested they go streaking!

Myrna wasn’t taken aback one bit. The prospect sounded as exciting as kissing her sister’s old boyfriend on the…

Well, I digress too much. On with the rest of the story…

Giddily and with the uninhibited exuberance of a two-year-old running around the house in her birthday suit after a bath, the two Brewster sisters took every article of blue gingham clothing and frilly laced unmentionables off then stuffed them in their over-sized handbags that they carried their “cough medicine” in.

The only thing they were wearing were high-heeled shoes and wide-brimmed sun bonnets. Their spirits were willing, but their flesh was weak. When the sign said “WALK” they took off across the intersection as fast as their eighty-plus legs would carry them. They decided to pick up the pace when they saw a snail gaining on them.

With the speed of peanut butter sliding down a window pane, Martha and Myrna passed the black & white Crown Victoria backed up in the alley with both officers’ eyelids as heavy as a copper still. In case you haven't figured it out by now the overheated constables were as alert as a baby on Benadryl.

About five minutes went by after the senior streakers passed the officers. The radio station moved on from Hank Williams to Patsy Cline singing “Crazy.” And by the time Patti Page started to sing “Tennessee Waltz,” the sisters had turned the corner and were out of sight.

Rubbing the sleep and sweat out of his eyes, one of the officers exclaimed; “Hey Fred, did you see who went by?”

With a yawn as long as the Texas coastline, Fred replied, “Yep, it was the Brewster sisters, I think. Didn’t you get a good look at them, Bill?”

Rubbing his eyes again, Bill asked, “Good enough but what the heck were they wearing?”

“I don’t know but it sure needs ironing.”
 
With this handguard, you bet your ass!

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And it is shipped out from a place so far away that when the shipper asks for insurance on the package, the correct answer is 'interstellar, sub-light speed, bill recipient's estate'...
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