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That's fucking brilliant. Almost as good as convincing your woman she likes the taste of jizz.
Texas Governor Orders New Arrivals From California To Quarantine For 30 Years
AUSTIN, TX—In his most recent round of new COVID guidelines for Texas, Governor Greg Abbott has announced any new arrivals from California must quarantine for 30 years before they will be allowed to assimilate into the general population.
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Um, I think the REAL reason why most will read through it is because we are looking for the joke's punchline.
I can't even imagen what it must be like being this person. That is one totally fucked up individual. Look at this fucking guy....WTF
He looks like Chris Chan and Lucas Werner combined... And equally batshit...
Schumer likes the Donald's boner. And he knows where it goes.
‘Incited An Erection’: Schumer Gets Excited About Trump’s Role In Capitol Breach
It seems to be contagious. No, we are not speaking of the deadly coronavirus, but a much more prosaic and hilarious faux pas: saying President Trump incited an “erection” at the U.S. capitol. On Friday, speaking on the floor of the U.S. Senate, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer intoned, “But...
If he lived or still can reproduce he is in eligible.
Pavlovian response, go buttons mean mash go button!
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Did you see the DICK on that bug?!
Pavlovian?Pavilion response, go buttons mean mash go button!
His wife sure as hell didn't. Fuckin woof! No wonder he's such an angry cuny.View attachment 7534911
Schumer likes the Donald's boner. And he knows where it goes.
‘Incited An Erection’: Schumer Gets Excited About Trump’s Role In Capitol Breach
It seems to be contagious. No, we are not speaking of the deadly coronavirus, but a much more prosaic and hilarious faux pas: saying President Trump incited an “erection” at the U.S. capitol. On Friday, speaking on the floor of the U.S. Senate, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer intoned, “But...www.dailywire.com
I've slept on the hood of a hmmwv from a mobile unit just to not get run over by a tank. Marines aren't that fucking special in general. They are good at what they do, so are specialized units of the Army. All the way!
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Used to do this as a teen on my dad's farm. I'd dig the hole an empty the engine directly in the hole.
There is so much truth there. It’s a hard lesson to remember.
But some shit needs to be said. Sometimes.
"So, Your Honor, I was sitting there and watching the inauguration of Joe Biden when I looked behind me and, sure enough, in the stands less than 20 feet away, I saw that cheating bitch whore of mine kissing that dude that was supposedly my best friend... I followed them back to MY house, and I didn't even have time to take off my outside clothing. I blacked out..."
The hood of a hmmvv is a quite choice place to sleep.
Yes it is. A parking garage doesn't sound too bad either.
Don't think that Biden's handlers won't make him try.
Especially if you're on just a *slight* incline and you got a high-speed, self-inflating sleeping bag pad.... ah man. Good times.
I remember wrestling matches between us Corpsmen for who got the hood of the ambulance.
I've never wondered what it would be like to be a kitchen countertop before.... but here I am wishing I was one.
This just in Hunter had a few people over last night.
We used to do the same thing
What did the redneck in the truck behind Lena Bobbit say?
The first casualty of Desert Shield was a Darwin winner who stretched out on the ramp in Riyadh. Unfortunately, he chose a spot in front of a truck. You can guess the rest.
You know, this is a really sad thing to do to people overseas with slow internet. I'm just sitting waiting for it to start.........
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Sum'bitch, I've been had.
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