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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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- Mar 15, 2018
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Surfing through a "click-bait" pop-up and saw this ad; does the man look familiar? Answer below.
It's Richard Deacon, who played Mel Cooley on The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fred Rutherford on Leave It to Beaver. Also, you're old (but so am I).
It's Richard Deacon, who played Mel Cooley on The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fred Rutherford on Leave It to Beaver. Also, you're old (but so am I).
Everyone remembers the guy but what about the lady?
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Those long nails indicates to me she doesn't have a job, doesn't cook, doesn't do housekeeping, lays nude in the sun nude all day, spends her day getting manicures/pedicures and shopping, is high-maintenance, etc. And now she wants a new Porsche but I still can't resist....
Those long nails indicates to me she doesn't have a job, doesn't cook, doesn't do housekeeping, lays nude in the sun nude all day, spends her day getting manicures/pedicures and shopping, is high-maintenance, etc. And now she wants a new Porsche but I still can't resist....
In the long run, a brand new custom made precision rifle with all the embellishments, best optics that money can buy with ammo at $6.00 per round for a total package price into five figures will give you more satisfaction and less trouble than her.
Doesn’t protect him from Velcro gloves!
That sheep was in New Zealand - that's probably what really stopped him being eaten by wolves.
On the other hand, his fleece weighed 60 lbs, which is a fair amount to carry around all day if you are a sheep, I guess.
p.s. There are no wolves in New Zealand. A cougar or two for MILF Monday, but no wolves.
en.wikipedia.org
On the other hand, his fleece weighed 60 lbs, which is a fair amount to carry around all day if you are a sheep, I guess.
p.s. There are no wolves in New Zealand. A cougar or two for MILF Monday, but no wolves.
Shrek (sheep) - Wikipedia
TRANSCRIPT OF ACTUAL CONVERSATION ABOARD ALIEN SHIP PREPARED TO INVADE EARTH:
Alien captain: "Hey... Something is going on with the sensors. It is picking up an unusually high concentration of dense metals and rapid bursts of infrared energy coming from a particular part of that planet".
Alien weapons tech: "Where, captain?"
Alien captain: "The middle right portion of that strange island continent that has a mini ocean in the middle with what looks like a fucking pecker dangling into it. Seriously, that particular landmass sticking into the miniature ocean looks like a dick. The anomaly is coming from a spot just above and left of that pecker. Zoom in and get a video if you can"...
Alien weapons tech: "Here is the video, sir!"...
Alien captain: "Fuck. Fuck. FUCK. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. WE ARE GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. TURN THE FLEET AROUND. WE ARE NOT STAYING."
Alien captain: "Hey... Something is going on with the sensors. It is picking up an unusually high concentration of dense metals and rapid bursts of infrared energy coming from a particular part of that planet".
Alien weapons tech: "Where, captain?"
Alien captain: "The middle right portion of that strange island continent that has a mini ocean in the middle with what looks like a fucking pecker dangling into it. Seriously, that particular landmass sticking into the miniature ocean looks like a dick. The anomaly is coming from a spot just above and left of that pecker. Zoom in and get a video if you can"...
Alien weapons tech: "Here is the video, sir!"...
Alien captain: "Fuck. Fuck. FUCK. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. WE ARE GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. TURN THE FLEET AROUND. WE ARE NOT STAYING."
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And that she has a poopy butthole from not being able to wipe properly
I'll never be able to look at most of the local check out skanks without thinking of that again!
No way. She's got that star picked clean at least a couple inches up in there, same as her nose.
