Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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I caught one of those mother fuckers on a deep sea fishing trip.... well by caught I mean he/she took my line, bent the pole in half and stole my shit.... then surfaced to laugh at me and tell me to throw more bait in. Cocksuckers
Sarcasm is off the charts here.
Did you mean to post this on the hot girlfriends/wives thread?
It took me quite awhile to figure out it might say something else!
Same goes for egg roles/spring rolls, and hold on a minute, drum roll...egg fu-yung.Who the fuck says that dumplings and wontons need to be wrapped BEFORE serving???
Invoking Asian Privilege. Culinary Cheat Code version 1.1
Can you eat rice and noodles without chopsticks?
The back window isn't busted out and we can't tell if the driver is or isn't wearing a shirt.
Haha someone needs to change there password now!
The Coast Giard isn’t military, they are “military” and I guarantee a Coastie would have repeatedly sexually assaulted the goose all the while not needing a safety poster.
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Rice can easily be eaten with a spoon. Noodles? You would have to use a fork. Get the strands into the fork grooves, and twist 'em around the fork like you are attaching the wick on a medieval torch until you got a lump of wound up noodles that are bite sized... Or just get two forks/spoons, flip them around and use the handles as chopsticks...
Pssst: It's a guy from Portland.PSA: This is a prime example of a Hide member who I need to drink with. Anyone willing to go to these extremes must be toasted in proper fashion.
There is a special place of torment and suffering in the afterlife for people that post images like that.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits and private parts.
May you be condemned to a desert island, tied naked to a tree whilst hundreds of pygmies send darts of pain into your testicles with their blowguns.
May you be staked out in the scorching sun of the Gobi desert, covered with pureed fish entrails to attract legions of scorpions to feast upon you and send fiery stings into your wretched carcass.
This last one is harsh but desperate times call for desperate measures.
May you be restrained to a bed of shame whilst Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Hillary Clinton and Rachel Levine have their way with you.
I like the fire in her eye!
I categorically deny ever waking up like that.Caught Red Handed With Her Under The Sheets | UnBatch
A premium USDA Prime piece of beef like that is always better with grill marks.
No, full redneck would be having a tripod or an A-frame hanging a deer or a hog on the front of the trailer. Let's not forget about the still that needs to be along the side of the trailer or in the back of the vehicle
Hmmmm....decisions, decisions. Oh well, how about a trifecta.
LLC
Forget helicopters. Forget night vision. Forget all those toys, this is the solution to feral hogs.....
