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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Same goes for egg roles/spring rolls, and hold on a minute, drum roll...egg fu-yung.

Can you eat rice and noodles without chopsticks?


Rice can easily be eaten with a spoon. Noodles? You would have to use a fork. Get the strands into the fork grooves, and twist 'em around the fork like you are attaching the wick on a medieval torch until you got a lump of wound up noodles that are bite sized... Or just get two forks/spoons, flip them around and use the handles as chopsticks...
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There is a special place of torment and suffering in the afterlife for people that post images like that.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits and private parts.

May you be condemned to a desert island, tied naked to a tree whilst hundreds of pygmies send darts of pain into your testicles with their blowguns.

May you be staked out in the scorching sun of the Gobi desert, covered with pureed fish entrails to attract legions of scorpions to feast upon you and send fiery stings into your wretched carcass.

This last one is harsh but desperate times call for desperate measures.

May you be restrained to a bed of shame whilst Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Hillary Clinton and Rachel Levine have their way with you.