Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Hey,..which one of youz gona buy meez sum shrimp ?
 
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Makes me think of some of the shit I saw when I lived in Libya.
Camel crouched and tied in the back of a little Toyota pickup, front tires were almost off the ground.
A car stopped to let passengers out, passenger opened the door just as a bicycle came cruising by. The bike rider wound up in the passengers lap.
Single axle donkey cart so over loaded that the donkey had all four feet off the ground, the cart driver was beating the donkey, like that would help. Stupid bastard.
 
Titty vein.
Two words that are fine separately, but just don't sound good when used together.
It's ugly out there.
I'm sorry I exposed you to it.
But that's the way it is.

Did good last night, then cancelled out the good with a typical comment. Homeless guy got hit by a car. Compound fracture to the tibia just above the ankle. Cut the jeans leg off ,cut the sock off. Bandaged, vacuum splinted, loaded him on the cot, and the ambulance took off. Back at the station, "the cleanest thing on that guy was that white bone sticking out of his leg".

We won't go to hell, but when we get there God will say "I gotta let you in. But you Firemen go over there. Don't talk to anyone."
 
@Garvey - that sir, is quite funny. And so very true.

Thank the good Lord for the decon shower.
just wheel em in and fire it up.

Paramedic students earn their chops with the scrub brush in there. 😁
do it without complaint, you will have the best clinical rotation ever.
Its the understanding that most of what we do isnt glorious, just work, often smelly and gross.