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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Judging by the mound in the mirror, I'd say she's not Joe. But if you want to pretend it's him, don't let me stop you.
Yeah, but can you imagine the weekend he must have had?
One Friday evening, an elderly man walked into a jewelry store with a gorgeous young lady at his side.
The man told the jeweler he would like a very special ring to give to his girlfriend.
The jeweler did some searching and then presented the man with a beautiful $5,000 ring.
"I'm not sure you quite understand," the old man said when he saw the item. "I need something more special than that."
The delighted jeweler then went over to his exclusive stock and came back with another ring.
"Here's an exceptional piece for only $40,000," he told the old man. He saw as the young lady's eye widened and her body trembled with excitement.
The old man seemed satisfied. He told the jeweler: "We'll take it." The jeweler asked how payment would be made.
The old man said he would be paying by cheque. He then noted, "I Know you have to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it out now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds are there.
"I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said. "Does that work for you?" The jeweler was fine with the arrangement.
On Monday morning, a very disgruntled jeweler called up the old man and told him, "There's no money in the account!"
The old man responded, "I know, but can you imagine the weekend I just had?"
Isn't that the London Bridge....?I'd Eiffel Tower her if it was the only way. Lock hands with me and don't look into my eyes.
This one made me chuckle pretty good. That crazy Emmitt Brown and his sidekick McFly.......thats about how their shit would probably run......
Same shit, shut up and interlock fingers. She's ready.
Hell I heard they had to put warnings on curling irons, don't stick in your vagina.
Woodrow Wilsons wife was the first....
Bunch of folks have done it on YouTube it isn't a big deal. Plenty of room for the gas to escape
EXCEPT for those times the automatically 'tuned' valves don't. Or what I run into now is the 8KW generator needs to have the valve lash adjusted. The young guys don't even know what that means in the owner's manual. If you're one of those young guys, don't feel bad. Most of my generation (boomer) never wrenched either. I started at 6 (years old). You get really strange looks if the conversation ever goes that direction in a board room and you pipe up with specs for valve lash, or dwell, or point gap. It's almost like you are from Mars. What they don't realize is I'm looking at them like they are from Uranus. (most of them are an anus BTW)
Get your PSA checked ! It was pure luck i started getting my psa checked at age 40. I had cancer at age 45. Had I not gone in for that first check up, I wouldn't be here now. Lost a friend to prostate cancer, he was 55, last few were brutal.
Your generation would become extinct inside of a week if a natural disaster took out your cell phone service.
And who do you think engineered the valve lifters that don't need adjustment? That's right, the generation that grew up adjusting them every 3000 miles....
I always get a chuckle when someone uses the "boomer" label as a derogatory term....usually made by someone who lives in a world invented by said boomers (cell phones, internet, cars with 400HP that get 25 mpg on the highway...) So yeah, I'm a boomer and damn proud of it
Neringa Kriziute, just like the copy write in the posted picture shows.
Neringa Kriziute Bio, Age, Height, Boyfriend, Net Worth, Wiki
Neringa Kriziute (Križiūtė) is a European model and painter. Her artwork has been featured at Meno Parkas Art gallery, Vilnius Art Centre, and other famous galleries as well.
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Watermark does not equal copyright. All photos receive copyright when created. If they register it can increase damages is all, but a watermark isn't a requirement of that, and it's not an indicator of registration.Neringa Kriziute, just like the copy write in the posted picture shows. Which brings me to the obvious question if that picture should have been posted here at all and should it be removed?
Neringa Kriziute Bio, Age, Height, Boyfriend, Net Worth, Wiki
Neringa Kriziute (Križiūtė) is a European model and painter. Her artwork has been featured at Meno Parkas Art gallery, Vilnius Art Centre, and other famous galleries as well.
I'll definitely take a serving of the milk chocolate in the top picture, and all the bottom picture.
How am I supposed to read with that in my face? I seriously didn't even see any wordsNeringa Kriziute, just like the copy write in the posted picture shows. Which brings me to the obvious question if that picture should have been posted here at all and should it be removed?
Neringa Kriziute Bio, Age, Height, Boyfriend, Net Worth, Wiki
Neringa Kriziute (Križiūtė) is a European model and painter. Her artwork has been featured at Meno Parkas Art gallery, Vilnius Art Centre, and other famous galleries as well.
That’s how you get stabbed, just sayingI'll definitely take a serving of the milk chocolate in the top picture, and all the bottom picture.
