Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[*greenhorn*]

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[JonnyHawes]

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[*greenhorn*]

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[Guest]

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My new favorite deer stand.

 

[BALLISTIC]

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[*greenhorn*]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My new favorite deer stand.

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nice.............

 

[excaliber]

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Guns & alcohol don`t mix!

 

[*greenhorn*]

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yes they do, its bullets and boos dont mix

 

[Guest]

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It's the room over my garage.
So far it's been the best stand on the new place.
Got this one Monday AM from the same vantage point.

 

[athhud]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: excaliber</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Guns & alcohol don`t mix! </div></div>

You need a bigger bucket.

 

[Dooty]

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[Barneybdb]

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At the going down of the sun...

I crouched in a shallow trench on that hell of exposed beaches... steeply rising foothills bare of cover... a landscape pockmarked with war’s inevitable litter... piles of stores... equipment... ammunition... and the weird contortions of death sculptured in Australian flesh... I saw the going down of the sun on that first ANZAC Day... the chaotic maelstrom of Australia’s blooding.

I fought in the frozen mud of the Somme... in a blazing destroyer exploding on the North Sea... I fought on the perimeter at Tobruk... crashed in the flaming wreckage of a fighter in New Guinea... lived with the damned in the place cursed with the name Changi.

I was your mate... the kid across the street... the med. student at graduation... the mechanic in the corner garage... the baker who brought you bread... the gardener who cut your lawn... the clerk who sent your phone bill.

I was an Army private... a Naval commander... an Air Force bombardier. no man knows me... no name marks my tomb, for I am every Australian serviceman... I am the Unknown Soldier.

I died for a cause I held just in the service of my land... that you and yours may say in freedom... I am proud to be an Australian.

 

[Barneybdb]

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For the fallen

With proud thanksgiving, a mother for her children,
England mourns for her dead across the sea.
Flesh of her flesh they were, spirit of her spirit,
Fallen in the cause of the free.
Solemn the drums thrill: Death august and royal
Sings sorrow up into immortal spheres.
There is music in the midst of desolation
And a glory that shines upon our tears.
They went with songs to the battle, they were young,
Straight of limb, true of eye, steady and aglow.
They were staunch to the end against odds uncounted,
They fell with their faces to the foe.
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old;
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
They mingle not with their laughing comrades again;
They sit no more at familiar tables at home;
They have no lot in our labour of the day-time;
They sleep beyond England's foam.
But where our desires are and our hopes profound,
Felt as a well-spring that is hidden from sight,
To the innermost heart of their own land they are known
As the stars are known to the Night;
As the stars that shall be bright when we are dust,
Moving in marches upon the heavenly plain,
As the stars that are starry in the time of our darkness,
To the end, to the end, they remain.
Laurence Binyon (1869–1943)

 

[VJJPunisher]

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There once was a man from Nantucket.........

 

[pdogsbeware]

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[NorthernBorn]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VJJPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">There once was a man from Nantucket......... </div></div>

There was once a man from Bombay,
Who made a pussy out of clay,
But the heat from his prick,
Turned the clay into brick,
And chafed all his foreskin away.

 

[mackdrvr]

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^^^^ That's funny!

 

[Storm]

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There once was a man from Eau Claire
Who was fucking a broad on the stair
in the middle of the stroke
the banaster broke
and he finished her off in mid air

 

[NorthernBorn]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Storm</div><div class="ubbcode-body">There once was a man from Eau Claire
Who was fucking a broad on the stair
in the middle of the stroke
the banaster broke
and he finished her off in mid air </div></div>

That's a damn fine second post hahahaha!

 

[MarkinAZ]

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There once was a man named Crockett,
Who got off sticking his dick in a socket.
Some Son-of-a-bitch
Turned on the switch
And Crockett took off like a rocket.

 

[168BTHPM]

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There once was a man from Montana
Who was married to a sheep named Hanna
He loved her with all of his heart
'Til his velcro gloves came apart
Now he keeps her tied up in a cabana

 

[168BTHPM]

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There once was a man from Texas
Who fucked fat chics in his Lexus
He said with a grin
Any flap I'll stick it in
I'll run when Shankster detects us

 

[jolofree]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Storm</div><div class="ubbcode-body">There once was a man from Eau Claire
Who was fucking a broad on the stair
in the middle of the stroke
the banaster broke
and he finished her off in mid air </div></div>


that's good

 

[Storm]

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Nymphomaniacal Jill
Used a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found most her vagina
In Noth Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil

 

[chittnp]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VJJPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">There once was a man from Nantucket......... </div></div>


Sometimes I wish there was a "like" button on here

 

[normbal]

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Two old maids lay in bed
one turned to the other and said
if you fill up my socket
I'll go off like a rocket
who needs men when
your thumb's hard as lead

[I'm thinking Hillary and Janet but use your imagination]

 

[xringr]

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there was an old lady from sprott
who lived off of boogers and snot
but when she had none of these
she dined on the cheese
that grew in the folds of her twat

 

[redrum007]

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There once was a man from Nantucket
Who said aww f_ck it

 

[Lazlo]

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It's easy to grin
when your ship comes in
and you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile
is the man who can smile
when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

Okay, pookie. Do the honors.

 

[168BTHPM]

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This has really turned into a cultural thread. I had no idea there were so many poets here. Too bad we can't all get together and do a poetry reading at a hippie book store somewhere.

 

[Snake-Eyes]

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Hmmm...

 

[InsidetheStorm]

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Can you find David Hasslehoff?

 

[LongArm]

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I'll pass on the "Hoff". That's 20 minutes I'd never get back.

 

[Dennis_in_VA]

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Is that him in the top left corner (no shirt)?

 

[SquarePizza]

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Here is a better investment of 20 minutes...

 

[SquarePizza]

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That brunette is really getting into it too.... =)

 

[hognuts]

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Here's to Meg

Here's to Meg the dirty old Hag
The Sleezy slimy slut
Here's to the puss that grows between her toes
and the critters that crawl from her butt
before I mount those infested thighs
or suck those slithering titts
I will drink a gallon of buzzard's piss
and die of the slithering shits

To Meg 'tips his glass'

 

[jcfd2201]

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I knew a girl named Sally Brown.
She said no man could lay her down.
Over the hill comes Pissball Pete, 90 pounds of swinging meat.
He layed her down in the tall tall grass,
stuck his dick right up her ass.
Sally cut a wicked fart, blew his dick all apart.
Over the hill comes Pissball Pete, 90 pounds of shredded meat.

 

[beretta989]

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http://mannersstocks.com/galleries/attachment/james-double-3/
Skinny making it on Manners website pretty cool!

 

[cphelps]

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Here lies the bones of Screwy Nick
At birth he was blessed with a cork screw dick
He lived his life in a futile hunt
To find a bitch with a cork screw cunt
He finally found her and fell down dead
Fucked up chick had left hand threads

 

[Redmanss]

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Fucking hell is this thread going to shit...

 

[Redmanss]

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[Redmanss]

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[Redmanss]

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Fuck, I don't blame Shank for not coming around here anymore. What the fuck is up with the poetry? Take that stuff to the "Funny Stuff" thread if you're in such a need to do some post padding. It's called the "Motivational Pic Thread" for a reason.

Fucking shit....

 

[Ring Bearer]

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There once was a dude named Shanks
Who liked to dip in the skanks
He started to be illin
So he got penecillin
and now it is the doctor that he thanks.

Obligitory photo included.

 

[Strickland]

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One my Grandpa taught me before he passed away.

There was a young man from Madrass
Who had balls made of brass
When dangled together
They played Stormy Weather
And lightning shot out of his ass

 

[flynlow3]

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There once was a man from madrass
Whose balls were made of fine brass
In stormy weather they'd clang together
And sparks would fly out of his ass

 

[Bolt_Overide]

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I didnt realize the title of this thread was shitty unmotivational poems thread.

 

[Bruiser_Joe]

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[Bruiser_Joe]

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