Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[ktjones1212]

this and the Israeli chicks is my favorite thread!

Israeli chicks? Do tell!

 

[RUTGERS95]

Israeli chicks? Do tell!

lolololololol

 

[clcustom1911]

Now I want to see it too.... Sounds like SOP for where I work.

Every
Job
With

"Managers"

 

[Longshot231]

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Who cares?

 

[Devlin]

Israeli chicks? Do tell!

You have my attention sir....link, you know for research purposes

 

[clcustom1911]

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[TripleBull]

 

[truthrjx]

 

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[Dirty D]

Who cares?

That’s very few words for “I’ve never made a woman orgasm”.

 

[Duc]

• It Snowed Last Night
  
  8:00 am: I made a snowman.
  .
  8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
  .
  8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
  .
  8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
  .
  8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
  
  8:22 - The transgender man..woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
  .
  8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
  .
  8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
  .
  8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burka.
  .
  8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended
  .
  8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
  .
  8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
  .
  8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women. I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
  .
  9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
  .
  9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
  .
  9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
  
  Moral:
  

  There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become.​

 

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[Dirty D]

 

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[Steel head]

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DAMN!

 

[benchmstr]

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Goddamn..if borderline personality disorder had a face lol

 

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[TripleBull]

 

[Beefmanne]

 

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[WaywardSon]

When the Thunderbirds have to perform an airshow in Chicago...........

 

[Doc68]

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When the Thunderbirds have to perform an airshow in Chicago...........

Cluster bombs would be better than 500lb GPs.

 

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[22Hshots]

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That is one helluva secured and balanced load!

 

[aprocast]

Cheaper than laser

 

[johnnyvw]

Makes her feel all tingly...

 

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[Barneybdb]

Russian Military Tips Over 40-Ton Battle Tank - The Moscow Times

The Russian military has accidentally tipped over a 40-ton battle tank while transporting it on a city street. “They dropped a tank.

www.themoscowtimes.com

 

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Russian Military Tips Over 40-Ton Battle Tank - The Moscow Times

The Russian military has accidentally tipped over a 40-ton battle tank while transporting it on a city street. “They dropped a tank.

www.themoscowtimes.com

Uhm... Oops?

 

[Barneybdb]

Practicing their invasion of Australia????

 

[clcustom1911]

I do believe I would enjoy Bulgarian melons.

 

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