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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Ha ha. Yeah, they are some intense looking dogs. Love em
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.
I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.
And as I played "Amazing Grace", the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen anything like that before, and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
Apparently, I'm still lost...it's a man thing.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.
I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.
And as I played "Amazing Grace", the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen anything like that before, and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
Apparently, I'm still lost...it's a man thing.
According to all of the sources I could find in a quick search, this is the final answer:
Who said it's better to burn out than fade away?
The lyrics, "It's better to burn out than to fade away." were widely quoted by his peers and by critics. The line "It's better to burn out than it is to rust" is often credited to Young's friend Jeff Blackburn of The Ducks.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org › wiki
My wife has actually said those exact words to me and my daughter. She's a beautiful person until you fuck with her sleep. She's a fucking sleep demon. It's kinda scary.
Had forgotten the name. Probably one of those Carl Perkins/Johnny Cash/Blue Suede Shoes type moments.
Anyway, it definitely was not a punker or an arena rocker.
Yeah, no shit. When you see it written down on paper it's crystal clear he's in cognitive decline. At least when Pres. Trump was being himself you could follow along where his thoughts were going. Ol' Uncle Joe is nonsensical in the true meaning of the word.
Uhmmm, yeah, I've never been jealous of whatever she's sitting on... but I am.
Or as George Carlin said....a 71......69 with two fingers in her ass.
Not the worst pussy I’ve ever seen in a glory hole.
Lol, the one on the far left looks down with it, the one on the far right is thinking about if she is down with it. All the rest of the girls, no so much.
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I’m permabanned from washing towels and bed linen in my household!!!!!
Sitting like this for long periods of time cant be good on the leather cheerio.
Remember boys and girls, Pistol Pete says:
“How can you say that you’ve been drinking all day if you don’t start in the morning?”
I thought Pistol Pete said guns and alcohol don’t mix and that’s why we drink before shooting.
