Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[HitEmHard]

One of my buddies sent me a couple of pictures of his 13 year old son's deer blind. They are out in Texas.
Look at the top left corner on each photo on the blind spray painted in black(FJB).


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We bought a bunch of blinds like these, buried them halfway to help with 'concealment'. First big rain storm they all floated up and one went down the creek they all got concrete interior floors now!

 

[Jscb1b]

Metric.

 

[1moaoff]

I think they are movie or set props

 

[Spicerack]

Few miles from the house:

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Guy don't know his sizes very well. Look at the guy standing next to it.
Those are obviously 67-5/8" nuts.

 

[seanh]

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The response should have been...
Well, I tried to fuck you in the ass and nut in your mouth and you wouldn't go for it...so, This is on you.

 

[SQ54]

Capt Kirk tagged every alien chick there was a.d never had a problem!!! But I guess that's because Bones was his wingman

Yeah, that dude could invent a cure for anything. I’m sure drippy dick was one of ’em.

 

[Beefmanne]

I'd shag her.
Is that wrong?

Yes, at least with a hummer she couldn’t speak!

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

I reckon she'd go off like a frog in a sock.
Forget politics, just fuck her senseless.
She seems to have a bit more humour than the other dried out grey meat.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Fx51LP308]

Perfectly Chiseled!

 

[rjacobs]

I’m pretty sure she’s the only multi term person in congress to never have a single piece of legislation pass currently.

Bernie... to be fair he is a useless Senator... but im pretty sure he has never once had anything with his name on it passed.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

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Pro tip: Stop advertising.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

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Does she have makeup on her areolas?

 

[7.62willdo]

Does she have makeup on her areolas?

Very little pigment…..

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[Marinevet1]

love It...........

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[Marinevet1]

@Blue Sky Country, where you finding this info? I'm looking but this is what I'm able to find on NOAA showing preliminary size only. News I find shows EF3 in size.

https://www.weather.gov/pah/December-10th-11th-2021-Tornado

EF3, or higher? Early estimates of the strength and size of the main Kentucky tornado

The biggest tornado to cause destruction in Kentucky from Friday into Saturday may have been at least an EF3, per the National Weather Service.

www.courier-journal.com

I am by no means a metrologist...........but from what I see from the damage.........EF4......probably EF5.........huge..........160 - > 200 mph.........the destruction is total.............

 

[Marinevet1]

Electric fence and all, I hope the fence has mains power running through it

Where can I buy these yard decorations ................

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[502Chevelle]

I sense a ban cat bitch slap just over the horizon.

 

[Marinevet1]

BFL = Big Fucking Lagbolts

Not Lag Bolts...........big fucking bolts, not lag bolts.................

 

[Marinevet1]

Today is Tuesday.............hump tomorrow..........

 

[Barneybdb]

Today is Tuesday.............hump tomorrow..........

It is Wednesday where I live, in your future......

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[akmike47]

 

[powdahound76]

So, um, Barney??
What day is Hand Holdin day?

 

[Broncovan]

 

[Barneybdb]

So, um, Barney??
What day is Hand Holdin day?

Yesterday???

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Dirty D]

FIFY

 

[akmike47]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Broncovan]

If this has been posted before, it can't be repeated enough.

 

[Barneybdb]