Amazing there's time to argue religion with all those threads out there about which chambering is best, which optic has the best alfuh glass, and which 2-day match has the best sloppy joes.
Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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What is it or more accurately what species is it?
Fluting? Is this even possible? You guys are a bunch of demented reprobates.
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The reason I like that model, she has same body type as my Babe.
Your gal looks like that? Whoa. Hats off to you! I’m jealous.
Maybe your handle should really be “GrumpyOleRichFartWhoAtrractsHotties” or perhaps “GrumpyOleLuckyAssFart”? hahaha!
Sex dolls don't count.
You are a lucky man that has someone who meets all of your expectations. Who keeps you home at night and shares your life
I had a model 36 that I gave to my daughter for protection when she lived in a rough neighborhood working on her masters degree. I could never get it back from her offering her any gun made. I love her more than life itself. Knowing that it is in her night table, there when she needs it makes it all better
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Naw, I want to go back to tits and round bottomed girls.
You’re to late, she is not wearing any. I took them and used them to make some chowder.
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SOMEONE PLEASE BREAK OUT THE BAN HAMMER, THIS SHIT IS GETTING OLD
That rules out all the anti Biden/pro Trump/ Lets go Brandon post then!
Won't be much left
Yep, just tits and ass, as this topic was intendedThat rules out all the anti Biden/pro Trump/ Lets go Brandon post then!
Won't be much left
Go back to rarely posting if you’re only going to bitch.
You make 20ish posts a year and you decided to waste one whining
Stopped caring what y’all thought July 4th 1776.That rules out all the anti Biden/pro Trump/ Lets go Brandon post then!
Won't be much left
Your comment as no relevance to the topic being discussed. My response was in reply to someone stating no politics or religion, therefore, there wouldn't be much left.
Wasn't agreeing, I like the banter. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and a friendly debate is fine.
A man and his wife were getting dressed for a big event. After putting on her dress, she asked her husband "Does this dress make my ass look fat?" The husband sighed, and asked his wife "Honey, do you promise me you won't get mad, no matter how I answer?" His wife said "I promise, I'll never bring it up again". The husband looked her over and said "I fucked your sister".
I watch zombie movies to prepare for weird events, however unlikely it may be. The same is true for porn.
So David is finally engaged, and is excited to show off his new bride. "Ma" he said to his Mother "I'm going to bring home three girls and I want you to guess which one is my fiancé". Sure enough twenty minutes later, David walks in the door with three girls following behind him. "It's that one" said his mother, without blinking an eye. "Holy cow" exclaimed David "how in the world did you know it was her?" "I just don't like her" she replied.
I watch zombie movies to prepare for weird events, however unlikely it may be. The same is true for porn.
So David is finally engaged, and is excited to show off his new bride. "Ma" he said to his Mother "I'm going to bring home three girls and I want you to guess which one is my fiancé". Sure enough twenty minutes later, David walks in the door with three girls following behind him. "It's that one" said his mother, without blinking an eye. "Holy cow" exclaimed David "how in the world did you know it was her?" "I just don't like her" she replied.
A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench.
He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out.
So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says "Sorry to
bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time". Flattered, the man responds "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?"
"Well" the woman says "A couple things, actually. I noticed you were wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt. Iron Maiden are my favourite band of all time. When they went on their reunion tour in 1999 my parents took me to see them in Cleveland. I was 12-years-old, it was the first concert I ever went to. I absolutely love Iron Maiden".
The man can't believe it. "I saw them play Cleveland in '99! First concert I ever went to on my own. My best friend Jimmy Spitz and I told our parents we were sleeping at each other's' houses, snuck out, took a bus into the city and saw them play at the Plain Dealer Pavilion!"
Naturally, they're both shocked.
"If that isn't weird enough" says the woman "I noticed you're reading Mark Twain. I was a communications major in university and I actually wrote my thesis on Mark Twain, how he used satire as a lens to comment on current events of the time, comparing him to satirical news sources of today. He's my favourite author".
Now the man is really taken aback "Get out of here. I was an English major in university! I specialised in 19th century American literature, this is like my fourth- or fifth-time reading Tom Sawyer, I absolutely love Mark Twain".
They both can't believe it; this has got to be a match made in heaven.
"Okay" the woman says "well, buckle up because here's the icing on the cake. I noticed you're eating a prune. Prunes are my absolute favourite fruit. When I was a kid, my grandfather lived on a farm. He had an orchard that mainly grew apples and some lemons, but he knew how much my sister and I loved prunes so he kept a couple of plum trees. Every year at the end of the summer, we'd go up and harvest the plums with him. He'd dry them and by the time we'd go back to his place for Thanksgiving he'd always have those prunes saved just for us. They're my favourite fruit! I love prunes, you're eating a prune, this has got to be fate. What do you say?"
The man puts down his fruit and responds "It's a date".
He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out.
So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says "Sorry to
bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time". Flattered, the man responds "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?"
"Well" the woman says "A couple things, actually. I noticed you were wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt. Iron Maiden are my favourite band of all time. When they went on their reunion tour in 1999 my parents took me to see them in Cleveland. I was 12-years-old, it was the first concert I ever went to. I absolutely love Iron Maiden".
The man can't believe it. "I saw them play Cleveland in '99! First concert I ever went to on my own. My best friend Jimmy Spitz and I told our parents we were sleeping at each other's' houses, snuck out, took a bus into the city and saw them play at the Plain Dealer Pavilion!"
Naturally, they're both shocked.
"If that isn't weird enough" says the woman "I noticed you're reading Mark Twain. I was a communications major in university and I actually wrote my thesis on Mark Twain, how he used satire as a lens to comment on current events of the time, comparing him to satirical news sources of today. He's my favourite author".
Now the man is really taken aback "Get out of here. I was an English major in university! I specialised in 19th century American literature, this is like my fourth- or fifth-time reading Tom Sawyer, I absolutely love Mark Twain".
They both can't believe it; this has got to be a match made in heaven.
"Okay" the woman says "well, buckle up because here's the icing on the cake. I noticed you're eating a prune. Prunes are my absolute favourite fruit. When I was a kid, my grandfather lived on a farm. He had an orchard that mainly grew apples and some lemons, but he knew how much my sister and I loved prunes so he kept a couple of plum trees. Every year at the end of the summer, we'd go up and harvest the plums with him. He'd dry them and by the time we'd go back to his place for Thanksgiving he'd always have those prunes saved just for us. They're my favourite fruit! I love prunes, you're eating a prune, this has got to be fate. What do you say?"
The man puts down his fruit and responds "It's a date".
My kids are going to hate me for sending this one to them…
