Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Hairball]

In Texas you have thirty days to return a car for a refund. I don’t know about other states but I believe they are similar.

Not a chance. Go purchase a nice sports car or new truck and drive it around for a few weeks and then take it back, see if you get your refund.

 

[Steel head]

 

[boomslang]

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[johnnyvw]

puddin'....

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Mwalex]

My contribution to older actresses that were beautiful:

 

[Slash0311]

So, I was seaching online for that coffee mug someone posted on the last page.

I ran across this little gem and couldn't help but thinking it'd be right at home here...

 

[HPIguy]

In Texas you have thirty days to return a car for a refund. I don’t know about other states but I believe they are similar.

That is 100% false.

does texas law on buyers remorse cover cars - Google Search

 

[168BTHPM]

This is not motivational at all . It is infuriating as hell ! Fucking political scum in charge of the DOJ .
These are not public officials . They are political criminal operatives for the political class !

Motivational is all in how you look at it. I think it is motivational as hell that Ted Cruz called them out and it’s in the permanent record now.

 

[168BTHPM]

I was just in the local Dodge dealer yesterday. Saw what I thought was a new Hellcat. Was talking to the salesman, he pointed out the sticker, 96k! Some dude bought it, drove it exactly 116 miles and took it back and got something else. Too much car for him.
I can't even imagine the loss he took on it.

I looked at a Lamborghini Murcielago that was wrecked within 3 hours of being delivered. It had 84 miles on it when the driver hit a bridge and totaled it. The pictures of it were on the wrecked exotics website.

 

[BLEE]

I was just in the local Dodge dealer yesterday. Saw what I thought was a new Hellcat. Was talking to the salesman, he pointed out the sticker, 96k! Some dude bought it, drove it exactly 116 miles and took it back and got something else. Too much car for him.
I can't even imagine the loss he took on it.

I never understood why people say that. It's like your trigger finger is your #1 safety, if you don't want to go fast, don't put the pedal down.

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[Steel head]

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[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

I got my COVID test results back

 

[Anb618]

I never understood why people say that. It's like your trigger finger is your #1 safety, if you don't want to go fast, don't put the pedal down.

I agree, for myself. That said, some people just don’t have any semblance of self control.
Years ago a buddy bought a brand new Honda CBR1000. Sold it two weeks later because he knew he wouldn’t be able to, at minimum, keep a valid Drivers License. We had all already told him he’d probably be dead within a year if he kept it.

Good on the Hellcat driver for knowing his own limitations and impulse control level.

 

[FN15]

 

[DustBun]

Rita

 

[akmike47]

 

[powdahound76]

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90+ for that rig now……

Chris Farley was a funny funny dude.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

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I'd stand in line all day long to buy that for 45K
Praying it has daddy issues.

 

[22Hshots]

Ask and you shall receive.

Next time, maybe let Precious stay in photo?

 

[fx77]

Great dames of cinema's golden era. Fan of Turner classics and as I watch some of these older movies I am still amazed at the beauty of these women. One not included in this thread but deserves mention is Lauren Bacall in "Dark Passage".

My Fav Bogart McCall film

 

[Mwalex]

 

[fx77]

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I'm only 33, but I'll add Audrey Hepburn to the vintage would-bang list.

No one as elegant as she

 

[143lrsd]

 

[HPIguy]

I agree, for myself. That said, some people just don’t have any semblance of self control.
Years ago a buddy bought a brand new Honda CBR1000. Sold it two weeks later because he knew he wouldn’t be able to, at minimum, keep a valid Drivers License. We had all already told him he’d probably be dead within a year if he kept it.

Good on the Hellcat driver for knowing his own limitations and impulse control level.

I went through that. Got out of sport bikes, and got a supermoto. Got me in more trouble than any bike I ever owned, and it made a whopping 42HP at the wheel with extensive mods. Finally sold it after numerous close calls, and a lengthy conversation about why I was doing wheelies on the highway with a female NCSHP officer.

 

[Ramius]

Heres mine...

I got my COVID test results back

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[Beefmanne]

 

[Charlie112]

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And she took a ton of Dick!
Something to be said for a woman that will take all that dick.
Was she a whore....I really don't know and I have no personal experience with her but from what I've read and what I understand she took that and liked that dick.....with that I'm in love with her.

uh.........Dick who??

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

uh.........Dick who??

I don't know..or pretend to understand

 

[91Eunozs]

Remodel after the hockey puck incident a page or so back?

 

[Maple One]

 

[Winningdog]

uh.........Dick who??

Dick Blaine of course.

 

[gunjunkie45]

Remodel after the hockey puck incident a page or so back?

Is it supposed to look like a giant saltine cracker?

 

[dutchboy53]

I got my COVID test results back

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You've got issues if you got "public lice"

 

[Charlie112]

First look out the back window while turning on the coffee pot.... 0700hrs. lucky fk!!!

 

[7.62willdo]

First look out the back window while turning on the coffee pot.... 0700hrs. lucky fk!!!View attachment 7782831

2fer……..sweet

 

[Blackcreek]

Little to late to offer gabby petito 45K to leave her man

I'd stand in line all day long to buy that for 45K
Praying it has daddy issues.

To soon ?

 

[Arc Light]

I got my COVID test results back

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Cause of death: Covid

 

[Anb618]

I went through that. Got out of sport bikes, and got a supermoto. Got me in more trouble than any bike I ever owned, and it made a whopping 42HP at the wheel with extensive mods. Finally sold it after numerous close calls, and a lengthy conversation about why I was doing wheelies on the highway with a female NCSHP officer.

Sounds like she must have been sweet on you if all you got was a lengthy conversation from the Highway Patrol.

 

[HPIguy]

Sounds like she must have been sweet on you if all you got was a lengthy conversation from the Highway Patrol.

Luckily, no, that wasn't the case. Picture one of Dirty D's posts. Now, put that in a uniform.

After my answer to why I did the second wheelie, she laughed, shook her head and said; "For future reference, don't ever tell a cop that."

 

[canman]

Maureen O’Hara, she is the original Esmeralda form The Hunchback of Notre Dame
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I did not know that

 

[143lrsd]

I went through that. Got out of sport bikes, and got a supermoto. Got me in more trouble than any bike I ever owned, and it made a whopping 42HP at the wheel with extensive mods. Finally sold it after numerous close calls, and a lengthy conversation about why I was doing wheelies on the highway with a female NCSHP officer.

Speaking of the supermoto days, I went and test rode a Hypermotard when it first came out and when I brought it back, I told them I would stick with my CBR 1000. I knew that if I bought that thing, I would end up in jail or the morgue.

 

[HPIguy]

Speaking of the supermoto days, I went and test rode a Hypermotard when it first came out and when I brought it back, I told them I would stick with my CBR 1000. I knew that if I bought that thing, I would end up in jail or the morgue.

I grew up on dirt bikes, so sport bikes always felt like straddling a coffee table to me. Sumos will absolutely encourage you to do dumb shit, but man, it's fun for a while. Life is short, live it while you can kids.

And since this is the motivational PIC thread...

 

[SpookM14]

Out of all that stuff, the plastic step stool made me laugh for some reason.

I got $7,000 in sex toys and a $2.99 stool

You know the Devil is in the details....it's really the small things that count nowadays.....lol

 

[JimTN]

I grew up on dirt bikes, so sport bikes always felt like straddling a coffee table to me. Sumos will absolutely encourage you to do dumb shit, but man, it's fun for a while. Life is short, live it while you can kids.

And since this is the motivational PIC thread...

Ah, the Dragon, tons of fun for the young. Not so much as you age, and takes longer to heal from those "dumb days". LOL