Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[CheStadium]

@502Chevelle - First, no one is paying me anything. This is strictly a matter of my opinion and only mine. Second, the "girl in white" has an extraordinary ass or she would never have been made a nominee. As it turns out, a total of 16-20 pics were under consideration. It was all I could do to get it down to 5 nominees (any more than that makes the award worthless). Third, it doesn't matter when I do the award. Once I publish it, all pics that come after it and for the 24 hours thereafter, are considered for the next day's award. If you notice, the nomination for "LegioX" was submitted with less than 1hr before I published it. Fourth, feel free to do your own thing and publish your own award. I will still be doing mine.

Now, a couple of hints as to my decision making process.

1) Size doesn't matter. Bigger is not necessarily better. The priorities are shape and firmness. The "harder" and more "pill shaped," the better.

2) "Standing" is preferred over being "bent over" or "prone." It's harder to maintain that "shape" (from above) when standing. Those that can, have an advantage.

3) The longer the "crack," the better.

But again, this is JMHO. Feel free to create your own award (I retain copyright on the term GAOD, though).

For me, it's simple. One I get to play with beats theoretical perfection every day.

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Redhook]

@502Chevelle - Third, it doesn't matter when I do the award. Once I publish it, all pics that come after it and for the 24 hours thereafter, are considered for the next day's award. If you notice, the nomination for "LegioX" was submitted with less than 1hr before I published it.

Hold up just a GD minute. Less than three days ago my post, which was clearly the winner, was disqualified from judging because the entry was too late in the day. (see exhibit A) I requested that an independent council review the ruling and I got nowhere. I petitioned the circuit court for a judgement but was told it could take two years to get a dissent. I've been railroaded. It's because I'm a minority isn't it. I knew it. I'm calling my lawyer, the Antidefamation league, the NAACP, the state department, the MinorityGunForumPostersofAmerica defenders, Whoopi Goldberg, Alec Baldwin (oh no, wait, I could get shot), and Trudeau. There will be justice!

Exhibit A:

Aw Man..... This one might have gotten GAOD award if posted a tad earlier.... Sorry....

 

[Fx51LP308]

Hold up just a GD minute. Less than three days ago my post, which was clearly the winner, was disqualified from judging because the entry was too late in the day. (see exhibit A) I requested that an independent council review the ruling and I got nowhere. I petitioned the circuit court for a judgement but was told it could take two years to get a dissent. I've been railroaded. It's because I'm a minority isn't it. I knew it. I'm calling my lawyer, the Antidefamation league, the NAACP, the state department, the MinorityGunForumPostersofAmerica defenders, Whoopi Goldberg, Alec Baldwin (oh no, wait, I could get shot), and Trudeau. There will be justice!

Exhibit A:

For that one day, yes it was. Hey, I'm not perfect. I had not yet implemented my "24 hr" rule as of that point. Hopefully, it's better for all. And there's nothing stopping you from "re-entering" the pic. I'd be happy to re-consider.

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[TonyTheTiger]

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All burnt.

 

[Flint62a1]

I thought you said you were an ass man.

Looks like a bag full of cream corn and lug nuts

 

[Barneybdb]

 

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[Tack425]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[Moe Ron]

Thanks Canada

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Keepmvng]

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This little darling is a cat’s worst nightmare

 

[Redhook]

For that one day, yes it was. Hey, I'm not perfect. I had not yet implemented my "24 hr" rule as of that point. Hopefully, it's better for all. And there's nothing stopping you from "re-entering" the pic. I'd be happy to re-consider.

I would but double posting goes against my code of ethics.

 

[Beefmanne]

 

[Tater Salad]

 

[supercorndogs]

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Even Crenshaw is trying to get in on the FJB craze now.

 

[SQ54]

Let me guess, three toed redneck treehick in deep east Texas?

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Mister Ridge]

Gun shows, swap meets (car stuff), flea markets, and gas station/grocery store purchases come to mind

 

[03Jarhead]

Even Crenshaw is trying to get in on the FJB craze now.

Dan Crenshaw...what a disappointing, RINO, backstabbing, anti 2A cocksucker.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[supercorndogs]

Dan Crenshaw...what a one eye'd disappointing, RINO, backstabbing, anti 2A cocksucker.

FIFY

 

[Porksboy]

 

[merica]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Thorny]

Would be funnier if it were real..
The US Bobsled Team has named their sled “Biden” because nothing has taken America downhill faster.

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

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Winner of the month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nockhunter]

 

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[nockhunter]

 

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[168BTHPM]

 

[SQ54]

 

[Snipe260]

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Wow! I’ve never seen such talent

 

[Barneybdb]

Wow! I’ve never seen such talent

Got my imagination going.....