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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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You are so fucked if she finds out the price.... I'm proud of you anyway.
I can see these healthcare workers are so overworked from COVID…they’ve all lost their minds and begun stripping their clothes off in public.
^^^^^ why are all my nurses fat Karens. I need to find a new doctor.
your high school nickname.
She's way too roided out. I bet her clit looks like Shaqs thumb.
This shits just disrespectful to the animal that died to feed you. Just go kill a cow and let it lay and rot if you're going to do this lol.
Bitch that's beef jerky.
Bitch that's beef jerky.
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You can’t just say that and walk away without posting proof of your assertions. It’s unseemly.
Death to he who photochopped those nips off!
@clcustom1911 should like her. No clown makeup, but plenty stabby. Downright stab-a-thonic.
WTF is it? Are we playing guess the species?
Quit eating the heads of your victims, man! Or at least get some Chianti on the table, you savage.
We need a puke reaction emoji built into this thing STAT!
Bet she sounds like Barry white
That's not a very convincing way to tell us you don't have a chubby.
WFT (again)! Don't know which is worse, @DirtyD's fatties or the blokes' in a dress!
Hey now, an enlarged clitoris doesn't make you a bloke. It's just the steroids
I worked for a guy who's wife looked like that, he was a scrawny dude. We had a lot of fun at his expense.
Sure, ok, ow ow but hers are smudged out.
Your honor, I submit to the jury of these sex addicted wackos Exhibit A, ze left nipple (her right):
I think the right nipple (her left) is under something.
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Ooh, I didn't look that hard. Thought you meant the tats because they are faded
Those ain't shit compared to modern pedals, I still have the scars to prove it. These are the pedals I run, grub screws for traction pins.
My moms kick stand went in her leg on one side and out the other lol
I did that with a clutch lever on a Yamaha Warrior, not out the other side though. Damn!
I've launched off a warrior(the quad) a time or two. Had a dirt bike handle bar end stab into my stomach once also, didn't go deep but the shit hurt. I wrecked and the end of the grip tore off, then I high sided it a while later and slammed into that bar end.
Speaking of that warrior I hit a stump going too fast in tall grass, lawn darted over the bars, and with me off it it could clear the stump and my own 4 wheeler ran me over
Don’t need shemen to motivate the frank and beans. I have enough confused boner re: this pic to last me at least a week.
While I know the pain of those...Those ain't shit compared to modern pedals, I still have the scars to prove it. These are the pedals I run, grub screws for traction pins.
Bitch please, this style is the WORST.
Takes me back to eating shit on my Haro when they were cool to own. I've heard they may have went to crap, I had a badass one with heavy duty everything for dirt jumping but I mostly just wrecked.
Hell yeah it hurts. Back then, I used to detail cars on Saturday's for extra money, I also partook of the devil's lettuce back then. So, my usual Saturday morning routine was to fire up the Warrior, blitz down a main road to a side road that ended in trails, go up this hill climb and burn down before I started my Saturday work day. What I didn't know was it rained in the wee hours of the morning, so I get to top of the hill climb and spin out, lean over the front of the quad and grab both brakes, and went backwards like a rocketship. Rear skidplate caught a stump, and over backwards we went. I was alone, so I still don't know to this day whether my helmet visor shattering cut me, or something on the bars did. Cut above my eyebrow, nose busted, and this neat little hole in my riding jersey that was turning red. Knocked me out cold, woke up in the woods bleeding and confused. Went back home and my Mom who worked in the ER said I'll take you to the ER, and it'll cost you around $2K, or you can have whiskey and I'll sew it up here. Got it sewed up in the kitchen. LOLI've launched off a warrior(the quad) a time or two. Had a dirt bike handle bar end stab into my stomach once also, didn't go deep but the shit hurt. I wrecked and the end of the grip tore off, then I high sided it a while later and slammed into that bar end.
Speaking of that warrior I hit a stump going too fast in tall grass, lawn darted over the bars, and with me off it it could clear the stump and my own 4 wheeler ran me over
I mean, just look at the shit my lizard brain has to figure out. My dong is confused.
I need real motivation. Crystal-clear.
You Dr. Strangelove’s need to start a separate thread for those like you, named something like Beef Stew or Le Mans? or something.
I need real motivation. Crystal-clear.
You Dr. Strangelove’s need to start a separate thread for those like you, named something like Beef Stew or Le Mans? or something.
I lucked out I never got hurt bad, I'm surprised I still have balls though as hard as I've hit trees and slid up into the gas cap on dirt bikes and quads a few times. Or those bike seat, top bar of the frame but shots.
I grew up on a dirt road with low traffic and was learning to wheelie I road one probably 100 yards almost straight up and my hands slipped and I fell off. Damn quad kept hauling ass down the road, 100 yds and slammed my head into the road, I got the wind knocked out of me, and about pissed my pants from the kidney shot the earth gave me. Didn't know a car was behind me and almost got ran over lol
Yep, and I'll bet you grew up riding in truck beds, cars with no seat belts, etc. This current generation has no idea.
More confused b lol. Almost happy these dolls weren’t around when I was a kid. Wouldn’t have left the bedroom.
I'd go through the slider in the back glass on the freeway to get drinks out of the ice chest and I don't mean just an arm and my head.
I got pulled through a stump field on a tractor tube behind a boat and all sorts of shit, but somehow we survived.
Riding dirtbikes in flip flops turns into a terrible idea when you slam your foot into a stump too
Granted I wasn't hauling ass, but ouch.
I have never been called anorexic in my life. Fuck doll, well I do date body building women.
This is more like it, chaps! Charge!
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After a closer look, I think the SAW is photoshopped! WTF!
Went to school in Coon Rapids until I was 11. Damn, I missed out.
I clearly remember the day I had a set of these fuckers try to eat me, shin first.Those ain't shit compared to modern pedals, I still have the scars to prove it. These are the pedals I run, grub screws for traction pins.
I’ve got an indent in my shin to this day that’s an inch long.
I gave up on that shit real quick.
How do you get a clutch lever through your legs? You trying to ride upside down?
