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Reminds me of a local auto shop teacher that was killed (late 70's). Had a car up on four, yes four, bumper jacks. Can't make that shit up.Guy I got hired with got a call years ago. They were sent to a "traumatic injury". Ole boy working on the front end of his car, with it just on a jack. It came off and landed on his legs. It had him mashed to the garage floor, but not the whole weight of the car on him. He was just stuck. He was talking to the guys from the engine and ambulance, calm and embarrassed. My friend looked about 8 feet from the car, and saw two brand new jack stands, sitting on a shelf.
He said "what are you doing saving these? Don't want to wear them out?"
Should take some of that boob and put it in her ass. Improve both ends.
We affectionately call my son "5 watt".I guess not. I worked offshore 21 years and worked with a ton of coonasses though.
I assume this is a measurement of "brightness". No further questions, your honor.We affectionately call my son "5 watt".
A close friend of mine would travel around the country to attend certain events every year, and stayed in the same hotels. He would take his own lightbulbs because the (cheap) hotels he stayed at used the lowest power ones you could imagine.I assume this is a measurement of "brightness". No further questions, your honor.
Non-matching areolas and nips. Can’t have that. Kick her out of bed.
might be the lighting, ill inspect for youNon-matching areolas and nips. Can’t have that. Kick her out of bed.
We affectionately call my son "5 watt".
These days you have to specify 5 watt incandescent. 5 watt led is equivalent to 50 watt incandescent.I assume this is a measurement of "brightness". No further questions, your honor.
Hope this is a joke and we don’t have to explain light and shadows to a grown manNon-matching areolas and nips. Can’t have that. Kick her out of bed.
Just turn the light switch off, problem solved.Hope this is a joke and we don’t have to explain light and shadows to a grown man
Alright let’s explain light and shadow to multiple adults.Just turn the light switch off, problem solved.
I don't see the light messing with this one
I know this is a joke, but feel strangely compelled to answer.Non-matching areolas and nips. Can’t have that. Kick her out of bed.
I, evenly more strangely that I ever imagined, feel compelled to reply. If that were the case, the Case of the Unlike Areolae could have been fixed by reducing the white level in PhotoshopI know this is a joke, but feel strangely compelled to answer.
The Case of the Unlike Areolae was due to lighting that was too constrasty for the camera’s sensor. In this case, it looks like the photog exposed for the shadows and therefore blew out the highlights.
Your eye has much more contrast range (aka dynamic range) than a camera, either film or digital.
With digital cameras, it’s better to expose for the highlights like we did in the old slide film days.
With negative film one tends to expose for the shadows, that way the print (equivalent to a finished product like a slide or digital pic) is exposed correctly.
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Hey, let it go. I'm learning something for when I take pictures of the neighbor and I can't use a flash.Are you ghey? who the fuck cares?