Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

This looks crazy enough it might just work….
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Nope. Been there with a guy that did similar with a large plastic tarp. Woke up the next morning soaked from his breath and moisture from the ground raining on his sleeping bag.
 
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My next door neighbors are from Hong Kong....
The wife drives down the left sidewalk for half a block before getting on the right side of the road.

They’ve been here for 20 years.
To be fair, they are Asian...They're shitty drivers to begin with . Stereotypes don't start for no reason. Don't get me wrong. There are exceptions to every rule but every time I pass someone doing 20 under and obviously not knowing what lanes are for...
 
Many years ago was TDY in Turks Grand Caicos fixing acft. Was in passenger seat and boss was driving back to hotel (on the left side of the road - correctly), after working all night. Drunk guy driving opposite direction in our lane though he was in the states. Head on collision, put my elbow through the windshield. He just forgot he was supposed to drive in the left lane down there.

Lost a friend in England to similar circumstances.
 
I had my wife use some of my disintegrating belt 30-06 (30 cal A6 model) as a belt/prop for holloween a few years ago.

End of the night she was like man that was so heavy i wouldn’t have worn it etc..

I then told her they were live ammo lol

She looked good though and got tons of comments
 
I may or may not have sold something to a member here and addressed the package from Dirty D’s Second Hand Sex Toys, he lives in a small town where everyone is in everyone else’s business.
😎

I got one of those, huge label for “Back Hair Removal Kit” “All the Info You Requested” recently.
Apparently they kept it decent due to my 10 yr old.
Which I appreciate.


I did deliver a box to Frank once.
In a public place.
3” letters. AR box I think?

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And yeah. There was a “bag of dicks” from SKD tactical inside. 🤣
 
I may or may not have sold something to a member here and addressed the package from Dirty D’s Second Hand Sex Toys, he lives in a small town where everyone is in everyone else’s business.
😎

A coworker was doing an important customer
Webex sales presentation by sharing his screen. Every few minutes you could see an email header pop up on the bottom of his screen. A different (soon to be former) prankster coworker decided to sign up the presenter, on his work email, for the free one week trial subscription. A few minutes later “Congratulations, your Porn Hub account has been activated!”, the screen popup flashed.
Lots of comments, HR and IT identified the culprit that day and terminated him.

So the question DirtyD is, did you ever work at Motorola?
 
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A coworker was doing an important customer
Webex sales presentation by sharing his screen. Every few minutes you could see an email header pop up on the bottom of his screen. A different (soon to be former) prankster coworker decided to sign up the presenter, on his work email, for the free one week trial subscription. A few minutes later “Congratulations, your Porn Hub account has
been activated!”, the screen popup flashed.
Lots of comments, HR and IT identified the culprit that day and terminated him.

So the question DirtyD is, did you ever work at Motorola?

No. Dirty d woulda been smart enough to do it all on data, not company wifi, from his phone.
Your ex coworker is clearly a newb at rotten pranks!!

I mean, I never would do such a thing….
 
I got one of those, huge label for “Back Hair Removal Kit” “All the Info You Requested” recently.
Apparently they kept it decent due to my 10 yr old.
Which I appreciate.


I did deliver a box to Frank once.
In a public place.
3” letters. AR box I think?

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And yeah. There was a “bag of dicks” from SKD tactical inside. 🤣
Did you try out all 7? I bet you were exhausted