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Join the contest SubscribeWhen I was married my wife said she wanted a breast enlargement so I got her a roll of toilet paper and told her to wipe some between her boobs daily and they would double in size. She said that was the dumbest thing she had ever heard and that it would never work, I told her it worked for her ass.True. Mrs. Maximus is twice the woman I married... literally.
Geez...the milk in my coffee just curdled....
I might know someone who broke a couple LH studs on an old Chrysler. “Damn these a tight…. POP”I've changed many tires on bigger trucks that were reverse thread
You have just solved one of life's great "why" riddles.You'd have to have a 12" pecker to get in through that
1966 and older Alfa Romeo's had left and right threads. Large brass nuts, about 22mm. Starting about 1964 had disc brakes all around.Passenger side is reverse threaded? So it won't loosen while going forward.
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That wouldn’t be any fun.
Me thinks thou doth protest too much.View attachment 7880710
Maybe time for everyone to put Dirty D on ignore?
We are all grown men here, just scroll past it if you don’t think it’s funny. Also if you don’t laugh when he does it you ARE the intended victim.View attachment 7880710
Maybe time for everyone to put Dirty D on ignore?
Well that was Semen so...Geez...the milk in my coffee just curdled....![]()
Now every time the toilet clogs you get a boner, weird. Dreaming about the old days.Fap challenge accepted. 1:29 was my fastest ever in an Iraqi porta-shitter.
Now every time the toilet clogs you get a boner, weird. Dreaming about the old days.
As a giant port o shitters and airplane shitters are a nightmare.Man, honestly I mostly remember the time somebody climbed on top of the porta-shitter lid and took the biggest 4 pound, MRE fueled, corn infused, shit I've ever seen right on the back of the lid and left it there. This was at our staging area before going on patrol, so everyone got to see it. We giggled for hours.
I can't look at a dirty brown porta-shitter without bringing back fond memories.
As a giant port o shitters and airplane shitters are a nightmare.
Just once?!?! Man those are rookie numbers, you can do more than one a day. After the first dozen things don't work like they should though.Fap challenge accepted. 1:29 was my fastest ever in an Iraqi porta-shitter.
Me thinks thou doth protest too much.
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I have one of those! Mine has the original 1.5 litre 4 cylinder. Would like to have a late 60s early 70s Ford 2.0 liter four cylinder from a Capri or Pint to put in it.
There was a job we were on, probably about 400-500 hands on the job. Someone kept shitting in the urinals. The steel workers were having a melt down over it, only to find out it was a handful of the steel workers that were doing it.Man, honestly I mostly remember the time somebody climbed on top of the porta-shitter lid and took the biggest 4 pound, MRE fueled, corn infused, shit I've ever seen right on the back of the lid and left it there. This was at our staging area before going on patrol, so everyone got to see it. We giggled for hours.I can't look at a dirty brown porta-shitter without bringing back fond memories.
Definitely not from the UK, they have to have good teeth to eat enough to weight that much.I assume that these are your typical American overweight fatties!
Go with the 2.4L out of the T-Bird turbo, makes plenty of HP and is easy to drop in with the Ford 5spd.I have one of those! Mine has the original 1.5 litre 4 cylinder. Would like to have a late 60s early 70s Ford 2.0 liter four cylinder from a Capri or Pint to put in it.
And the madness continues. Covid what a success so why not turn it up a notch.
Definitely not from the UK, they have to have good teeth to eat enough to weight that much.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, and no. "Sturdy" at that age means they will all be 100lbs heavier in 6 months. I will pass if their thighs can light matches.Safety third!
And mom looks … sturdy.
Kind of like this, only more so:
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It sucks when the pookie little poodle you married turns into a skank bernard......When I was married my wife said she wanted a breast enlargement so I got her a roll of toilet paper and told her to wipe some between her boobs daily and they would double in size. She said that was the dumbest thing she had ever heard and that it would never work, I told her it worked for her ass.
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