Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Beefmanne]

 

[merica]

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Camille Vasquez (Depp Lawyer)?

I mean it could be...LOL

 

[Shanghai McCoy]

Just returned from 4 days on the Conejos. Tough fishing and high fast water made wading a little tricky. Lots of hatches coming off but not many fish rising. Did manage to catch these two on dry's. BTW the guide was holding the fish while I took the picture.

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Beautiful fish. Beautiful water.

 

[LeftyJason]

Angry Cops is funny. Private Potato is the best.

 

[Beefmanne]

 

[Beefmanne]

 

[Marinevet1]

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Where old strippers go to die............

 

[Beefmanne]

 

[Beefmanne]

 

[Mike Casselton]

I know. It was sarcasm, thought it may be read differently. Look back a bit I called him on being a whiny eurotrash cunt. If there is one thing frank needs on this site its sarcasm font.

Until then, just use this:

 

[canman]

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Here's the deal, this is true and I married one... She needs her own fucking safe. And just because you like one of mine does not make it yours. Go buy one like I did.

 

[Beefmanne]

 

[SQ54]

 

[CaptNemo]

Her Name is Emily Deyt-Aysage

 

[CaptNemo]

Her Name is Alex Abbate

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Fresh Wild King Chinookie.
It's the only Nookie You Need!

 

[akmike47]

Until then, just use this:

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Back before reddit got unbearable they used “/s” at the end of sarcasm think that’s common

 

[n2ishun]

 

[akmike47]

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With a nose like that she’d tickle your butthole while you 69

 

[CaptNemo]

With a nose like that she’d tickle your butthole while you 69

You say that like it's a "Bad Thing"...

 

[SQ54]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[roostercogburn98]

With a nose like that she’d tickle your butthole while you 69

Do the humpty dance

 

[Marinevet1]

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I received my first stitches as a result from one on these........

 

[Dirty D]

He’s some whiny euro cunt, his opinion isn’t worth much…

Don’t forget that he may be from the UK but so is Jeremy Clarkson who delightfully punched Piers Morgan in the face and who could ever forget Ricky Gervais who got paid by the academy awards to call basically the entire academy awards a bunch of pedofiles. @geek65 may be a whiny twat but he has some truly ballsy countrymen.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[AMGtuned]

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Those look like Lucky Strike in her purse. Chick is probably hard as woodpecker lips

 

[Dirty D]

 

[143lrsd]

 

[143lrsd]

 

[Mr. Wolf]

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Motivational thread math:
Sand + clam = pearl (necklace)

 

[Dirty D]

While the armed scholar himself has a moms basement quality to him this decision by SCOTUS is motivational AF!



Buh bye “intermediate scrutiny”

 

[TripleBull]

I must have been a horrible Ghingus Khan kind of villian in a past life to deserve this bullshit.

I'll translate this into Sniper's-Hide-Eze:

You make sure your gun is unloaded before You dry fire
You keep your finger off the trigger until You are on target
You look at the Motivational Picture Thread when You want to overdose on tits and asses.
Etc.

For you old farts that were at Woodstock:

You don't take the brown acid.

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[fx77]

I once met a lovely red head with the green eyes of the Devil who made me four hours late on drill weekend. I arrived to take her to dinner and she answered the door wearing nothing but an unbuttoned silk shirt. She apologized for not being ready and I mixed a drink and watched her finish the lotion and make-up. She then sat in my lap and said, "We can order Thai food and stay here or I can finish getting dressed?" I chose wisely and stayed there.

Sadly 5:00am arrived and I had to get going. Duty calls as they say. She backed her flawless heart shaped ass up to the edge of the bed and looked at me with a devilish smiles and said, "Are you sure you have to leave?" I called my boss, explained my predicament in good detail, he said, "Are you shitting me!!". I told him "Absolutely NOT!" I clicked to speaker and said, "Say Hi baby." She did and purred into the phone about needing a little more "quality time". He agreed and said, "Be here by lunch and bring a picture of her.....................................mostly dressed is fine."

I got docked a half day's pay. Best half a days pay I've ever spent in my entire life.

Dear Penthouse?

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[babyguppy]

OMFG.......... i LOVE our Future Gov - Kari Lake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[waveslayer]

That was mic drops of all mic drops! Pure Savage

 

[nockhunter]

 

[lariat]

That was Southern politeness with the signature insult at the end. It’s kind of like two ladies meet in town and one says “I love that dress! It looks so good on you. How many hotel floors have you picked it up off of today?”

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[BigPoppaHugeTime]

 

[Darayavaus]

WTF. its the Millenium Falcon UHouse

 

[nockhunter]

 

[168BTHPM]