Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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And with that, I'm looking for a new barber.

Anyone know who that Millie Bobby Brown looking insta-hoe is? She can do stranger things to me.
Sure the view is wonderful, but it's the knee that's doing all the work. Providing all the anxiety for him and feedback for her on how the hair cut's going. Keeping her abreast of the clients condition if you will.
 
Ya caught me, it is always completely unnecessary to point out blatantly obvious shit with this crowd…
Everyone knows when you push upward on an object from opposing ends, against an object in the center it bends the ends down and middle towards the central object, physics.