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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Probably not. The guy walking by with a screwdriver in his hand may have more impact.
I keep a ball peen hammer in the tool kit for making fine adjustments to vehicles parked too close to me when I've chosen a distant parking spot.
Have a friend that had a Armadillo digging his yard up , saw it while I was leaving his house and exterminated it with my Woodsman .22
Chucked it back of my truck , figured I’d throw it in the River. On my way I pulled into a movie rental store , came back out and some asshole parked so close to my door I had to get in the passenger door.…100 + parking spots , only 3 cars.
Figured while he was movie shopping , the window was down ,he needed a new dead pet Dilla to ride shotgun with him.
(Imagining the reaction the asshole had when he got back to the car and found the dead dilla.)
The back seat floorboard option may have been missed until the aroma became rude, but I'm picking nits, well done!
Know of a man that caught his wife screwing a much older man that owned a restored 68 Vette. He found out where he lived. He walked around it using a ball peen hammer on the fiberglass. I hear that was over 400 holes from top to bottom. The sides looked like a claymore went off on it.
Wife came home , all her shit was in a pile in the yard soaked in old motor oil. As soon as she saw it ,he lit a flare and threw it on the pile. Paybacks a mother fucker !
I had the dilla propped up like he was sitting looking out the window. The asshole got in the drivers seat , then heard a loud WTF ? …he jumped out looking all over.
Had a buddy with me and both of us were belly laughing so hard it hurt.
Ha!!!!
I say the same about healthcare all the time.
And can admit there are some really sucky docs and nurses who should not be in practice.
Oh, nope. She has oddly long toes. I'm out. I'll have to find a different partner for the wheelbarrow race.
thank you, I laugh for hours everytime I see that
I have done something similar. Two people that I presume just didn't know how to park crowded the space between them, No vehicle that had doors was going to fit in what they left. My 73 Bronco had no doors, so I pulled in between and was able to squeeze my body through the gap.
At my work, that had a parking area with NOT enough spaces for everyone that worked there, we had a guy with a Corvette that took up two spots so he wouldn't get door dinged.
Result was...he came out to a car that had been keyed.
He fucked around and found out.
I have done something similar. Two people that I presume just didn't know how to park crowded the space between them, No vehicle that had doors was going to fit in what they left. My 73 Bronco had no doors, so I pulled in between and was able to squeeze my body through the gap.
At my work, that had a parking area with NOT enough spaces for everyone that worked there, we had a guy with a Corvette that took up two spots so he wouldn't get door dinged.
Result was...he came out to a car that had been keyed.
He fucked around and found out.
Not proud of myself, but when a lot younger I keyed the living shit out of a Corvette whose driver deigned to take up two spaces in the reserved covered parking at my apartment complex. Parking was bad enough as it was, my space was one he was taking and the douche was just visiting, not a resident.
Too obvious and easily seen on security cameras.
Hard to explain why you have a hammer in your hand but a discrete swipe of one of the keys in your hand is almost impossible to catch. Also small dents are easier to fix then a deep scratch through the paint.
That’s the look of a woman who knows, with 100% certainty, she’ll never have to buy a drink at a bar, or open a door for herself for the rest of her life.
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…and one more in that vein; only a lot more obvious, LOL
”because breasts”
Yah, sure. Like you wouldn't ride that trike around. You would probably wear a helmet too.
Nah no helmet, it goes 3mphYah, sure. Like you wouldn't ride that trike around. You would probably wear a helmet too.
I also have long toes and can pick shit up with my feet. Me and her could have half monkey kids. Only if she shits on my face like that though.
Dammit SITS not shits, I’m leaving it though since it’s hilarious
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She could sit on my face like that. Not into chicks crapping on me.
Lmao you know I cuss a lot when predictive text changes sits to shits lol
Nope. Because she, really looks like this. Not that the real her isn't attractive and the body's smokin'. But don't let the internet fool ya these days.
My theory stands
Edit: And I honestly like the second pic better…she looks more mature, and not quite so perilously close to me feeling like a creeper! LOL…. That ‘Mona Lisa smile’ just works for me…love a confident woman
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“There’s no sunlight down in the ground when those seeds sprout in the garden either, ya little smart assed shit!”
That's Barry, owner of Quick Time Performance. We used to race together all the time at ETown. This was a Quick-8 Shootout around 2008ish. The name sticker above the door is "Howie Feltersnatch" He has since moved to SC and we lost touch outside of FB. He's a good dude. Hooked me up with a set of his 1-3/4" stainless headers.
He took off the Vagisil and Preperation-Hstickers off when QTP started taking off and he needed to be a little more professional.
I have better photos of the car from rentals at Atco Raceway from 2011ish
I miss those days. We had a real nice group of racing buddies.
Just typing, predictive text, and not proof reading. Laughed real hard when I saw it though.
remember, the mask was made from William Shatner's face
William Shatner rips ‘Halloween’ for using Captain Kirk mask: ‘Are they kidding?
The top picture is very obviously photoshopped. It doesn’t even match the color or low quality of the rest of the pictureLike how you add long hair to Obama's butt buddy Mike from college you get...
When they have to put their arm under their tits, they are floppy as shit
