Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[91Eunozs]

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Someone’s about to have fun … whether they want to or not!

OT:

 

[cas6969]

All you guys bagging on the skinny chick can have those fat tubs of lard all to yourselves, lol.

Come on now, you know you want it.

I’ll admit, it did make me hungry.

 

[Redhook]

 

[Redhook]

 

[Redhook]

 

[supercorndogs]

Gonna start seeing this more often. Went to iHop a month or so ago and they had an armed security guard. This was not in a "bad" area. A sign of the times.

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All I-Hops are in a bad area at 2AM.

 

[Keepmvng]

Wel San Jac is considered metro Houston and has a huge population that votes blue.

I don’t mean this in an asshole way, but I don’t know how else to word it lol. I’m the last one you need to give a history lesson to.

i have never thought of you as an A-hole. You enjoy bantering with newbie's and it can be great entertainment. Shankster is still my favorite, but there is plenty posted here to keep most entertained.

 

[powdahound76]

I dont watch football and do believe JJ Watts (Texans) is a class act of a guy and raised millions to help with hurricane relief in Houston.
Also believe I have read he does many things to provide a Hand Up in his community.
Hopefully his brothers are as classy.

We have Russell Wilson here in Denver now and while I dont watch, Im hopeful he will continue his outward Christian life as Tebow did.
Still see kids do the touchdown “kneel” around here.

 

[SingleSeat]

Come on now, you know you want it.

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I’ll admit, it did make me hungry.

Ok, I can't turn down the DQ, but that looks like a grab it and run like hell scenario.

 

[Dirty D]

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[168BTHPM]

I dont watch football and do believe JJ Watts (Texans) is a class act of a guy and raised millions to help with hurricane relief in Houston.
Also believe I have read he does many things to provide a Hand Up in his community.
Hopefully his brothers are as classy.

We have Russell Wilson here in Denver now and while I dont watch, Im hopeful he will continue his outward Christian life as Tebow did.
Still see kids do the touchdown “kneel” around here.

 

[168BTHPM]

i have never thought of you as an A-hole. You enjoy bantering with newbie's and it can be great entertainment. Shankster is still my favorite, but there is plenty posted here to keep most entertained.
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There are plenty of Shankster disciples here to keep thing going.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[cas6969]

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I call them Velcro titties.

 

[143lrsd]

 

[Zip Detmer]

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I’m confused… Aren’t those colors used as an alert to a safety hazard?

 

[143lrsd]

 

[MarshallDodge]

 

[Redhook]

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Safety glasses are required at all times when operating equipment.

 

[DRandi]

Seriously old vid now, but still funny.

 

[143lrsd]

 

[cas6969]

 

[akmike47]

i have never thought of you as an A-hole. You enjoy bantering with newbie's and it can be great entertainment. Shankster is still my favorite, but there is plenty posted here to keep most entertained.
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Still annoyed he left

 

[akmike47]

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The bottoms aren’t needed, and hamper my meal dammit

 

[coolk70]

 

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[coolk70]

 

[coolk70]

 

[akmike47]

All you guys bagging on the skinny chick can have those fat tubs of lard all to yourselves, lol. I'll take the skinny ones all day long and 5 or 6 times on Sunday! Hats off to babyguppy for posting something other than the same old fat Labradors.

Some of them women folk are just thicc, you shut your whore mouth. Fat girl give blowjobs too!

Cause they’re hungry!

 

[coolk70]

 

[coolk70]

 

[coolk70]

 

[coolk70]

 

[coolk70]

 

[coolk70]

 

[coolk70]

 

[coolk70]

 

[coolk70]

 

[coolk70]

 

[coolk70]

 

[akmike47]

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Who dat?

 

[coolk70]

 

[coolk70]

 

[akmike47]

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Alpha his ass and send one back.

Your move old man

 

[coolk70]

 

[coolk70]

 

[coolk70]

 

[fx77]

I went to Annapolis to watch my brother graduate. He was going to road trip home with the rest of the family but I needed to get back home. I took his very sweet 66 Mustang Fastback so he would have it when they all finally got there. Along the way (about 2500 miles), I stopped to get some road food at a grocery store. It was part of a strip mall. There were at least 500 empty spaces so I park at the very farthest away from the door, right up next to the street. There were no other vehicles in this row and none on the next 2 rows.
Sure as shit, I walk out after about 10 minutes of shopping to see some piece of shit car parked so close I just knew there would be a door ding. Sure as shit.
So, I wait and wait and wait for this dipshit.
After about 45 minutes, I am far from being any more calm. I decide to return the favor. I start kicking in the drivers door and kick it until I could see the outline of the window mechanism. It was very satisfying. So satisfying that I decided to apply the same art to the rear drivers side door, all the while hoping this dipshit would appear so I could thank him for the satisfaction I was about to receive in addition to that I had just recently received.
I left dipshit a note, thanking him for providing me a way to relieve my stress in a manner that did not cause any harm to other humans.
I'd be surprised if those doors would even open.
Fuck that guy.

Uh, what if the guy who dinged your door drove off ,and the car parked next to you was not the dinger car? Or was there paint transfer?

 

[coolk70]

 

[coolk70]