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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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carbonbased said:
As I looked that those pics my right arm was subconsciously pawing for my imaginary 10g shotgun…

Jeez I wanna blow that effing thing’s head clean off
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I imagine that is possibly one reason why they are becoming rare, though not yet endangered.

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That picture actually throws you off a bit with perception. The males only get to about 11 pounds and the females max out at 20. Note that even though this picture is slightly less so, it still puts the Eagle in the foreground, making it look bigger with respect to a human than it really is.

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And this picture shows one when it doesn’t have its headdress feathers out, making it look a lot less threatening.

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That concludes today's boring lesson. Please open your textbooks to page 69 to move on with your regularly scheduled soft porn T&A.
 
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lash said:
I imagine that is possibly one reason why they are becoming rare, though not yet endangered.

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That picture actually throws you off a bit with perception. The males only get to about 11 pounds and the females max out at 20. Note that even though this picture is slightly less so, it still puts the Eagle in the foreground, making it look bigger with respect to a human than it really is.

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And this picture shows one when it doesn’t have its headdress feathers out, making it look a lot less threatening.

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That concludes today's boring lesson. Please open your textbooks to page 69 to move on with your regularly scheduled soft porn T&A.
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Oh hey...that is a pretty eagle. Not scary at all.

I imagine my thoughts above is how it happens....

"Oh hey, thats a pretty eagle. Hey big guy, who's the pretty boy?"
(Head feathers flare)
"Ahhhhhh!!!!"
(Blamblamblam!)

(Blam!)


(Blam blam)
 
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armorpl8chikn said:
I imagine my thoughts above is how it happens....
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more like…

"Oh hey, thats a pretty eagle. Hey big guy, who's the pretty boy?"
(Head feathers flare)
"Ahhhhhh!!!!"
(Blamblamblam!)

(Blam!)

I think it's dead. Whew

Wait did you hear that? Fu…

(CAW! BLAM! BLAMMO! BLAM!BLAM!BLAM! OUTTA SHELLS WHERES MY SNUBNOSE CAW CAW POW! POW!POW!POW! TEAR RIP TEAR ARRRGH OW OW POW POW! TAKE THAT FUCKER CLICKCLICKCLICK FUCK!! SCREECH CAWCAW whimper punch ahhh! wrestle ow take this bird shuriken throw! CAWCAW! RIP TEAR Ooo ow wtf karate chop ow CAWCAWCAW ow ow aieeee! my eyes! CAW CAW SCREECH you fucking bird now i'm blind CAW CAW RIP bleedin' out! TEAR RIP I luv you momma RIPRIPRIP groan cry whimper……)

(and yeah, in my head it sounds like a crow)
 
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