Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[TheHorta]

Right? One would expect Duracells at least……

Of course, what is really going on with all of this and his antics, is he has been replaced at home by things that are rechargeable. (Hence the stock of cheap batteries to “gift”)

He tries to hide his pain and loneliness with the temporary rush of of Dopamine from retail therapy.
His advanced case requires more and more high dollar stuff.

And he gonna get wiped out by a 17 yr old MS13 member with a mac 10 while he sips a White Claw waiting for his Tesla to charge.

So that IS you in the van parked across the street!

 

[powdahound76]

So that IS you in the van parked across the street!

Naw, thats @deersniper.

He is a fed boi.

Works with @Bender on special projects

Bender goes solo on Pigeon interrogation though.

 

[Keepmvng]

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I wouldn’t get anything done after seeing that

 

[Aftermath]

I wouldn’t get anything done after seeing that

I'd ride along and chat with her.

 

[roostercogburn98]

I wouldn’t get anything done after seeing that

Don’t lie, you’d pull yourself and the bike out of the ditch

 

[canman]

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In 1993 I was in Torrance California for a Tech Competition with Toyota, Great weekend they treated us like celebrities. One morning I was drinking my coffee on the balcony and some girl was roller blading through the parking lot... Buck naked. Two other tech's saw it so I know it wasn't a hangover.

 

[lash]

Right? One would expect Duracells at least……

Of course, what is really going on with all of this and his antics, is he has been replaced at home by things that are rechargeable. (Hence the stock of cheap batteries to “gift”)

He tries to hide his pain and loneliness with the temporary rush of of Dopamine from retail therapy.
His advanced case requires more and more high dollar stuff.

And he gonna get wiped out by a 17 yr old MS13 member with a mac 10 while he sips a White Claw waiting for his Tesla to charge.

Hshahahahaha!!! Literally laughing out loud. That was well written Powda. Kudos and cheers!

Liz gave me that look like this is it. He’s finally lost it completely. And maybe she’s not wrong.

 

[lash]

So that IS you in the van parked across the street!

Yes, that is the free Wi-Fi on your phone called FreeCandy69 you’ve been using

 

[lash]

In 1993 I was in Torrance California for a Tech Competition with Toyota, Great weekend they treated us like celebrities. One morning I was drinking my coffee on the balcony and some girl was roller blading through the parking lot... Buck naked. Two other tech's saw it so I know it wasn't a hangover.

Sure, a hot chick can do that and nobody reports her. They only spend 37 seconds in the bathroom and then brag to their friends.

I do it once and they a call me a pervert and call the cops. What’s up with that?

 

[someguy12341]

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Are those window ports made from toilet seats...?

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Hmmm, sounds like you're experienced.

Sure, a hot chick can do that and nobody reports her. They only spend 37 seconds in the bathroom and then brag to their friends.

I do it once and they a call me a pervert and call the cops. What’s up with that?

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Gotta admire a guy that keeps his tooth brush in a cup in his liquor cabinet though

 

[Working Man Tactical]

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Thats at my club!

 

[brianf]

Thats at my club!

Then why are you posting and not driving there as fast as possible lol

 

[Porksboy]

 

[Dirty D]

Trust me, don't Google it.

“Googled it”

 

[Dirty D]

Naw, thats @deersniper.

He is a fed boi.

Works with @Bender on special projects

Bender goes solo on Pigeon interrogation though.

Hey, you fuck right off! Making a blood vessel pop in Benders head is my job.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[lash]

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[lariat]

Gotta admire a guy that keeps his tooth brush in a cup in his liquor cabinet though

Listerine, whiskey, its all the same.

 

[143lrsd]

@Dirty D

 

[lash]

Hmmm, sounds like you're experienced…
Gotta admire a guy that keeps his tooth brush in a cup in his liquor cabinet though

You sound a little jelly there Yank.

 

[gunjunkie45]

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If you thought getting the inside of your wrist slapped with a bow string hurt….

The one on the left shouldn't have any problems. My boobs are bigger than hers. Hairier and far less attractive, but bigger.

 

[lash]

The one on the left shouldn't have any problems. My boobs are bigger than hers. Hairier and far less attractive, but bigger.

Yeah…but what about those fancy nipple rings? Those would Hurt coming out.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

The bourbon and the beer but I will have to pass on the scotch.

You sound a little jelly there Yank.

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"Jelly" don't let them youngins hear you. They will laugh at the old man with black socks and sandals

 

[lash]

The bourbon and the beer but I will have to pass on the scotch.

"Jelly" don't let them youngins hear you. They will laugh at the old man with black socks and sandals

Hey,

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

You got some mighty big forearms.

Hey,

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[TripleBull]

 

[lash]

You got some mighty big forearms.

37 seconds at a time.



Thanks go to @powdahound76 for the correct timing reference.

 

[4065HW]

I call BS, I've never seen that at home Depot.

Doc

I did ,once, Hutto Tx. Home

 

[4065HW]

I did ,once, Hutto Tx. Home Depot

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Porksboy]

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[timesublime]

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I'm going to restore it one day...not for sale.

 

[Jscb1b]

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What a fucking waste!

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[7.62willdo]

I'm going to restore it one day...not for sale.

No low balls I know what I got…..

 

[timesublime]

Fully automatic vacuum secondaries.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Keith E.]

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Absolutely no apologies needed, Sir.

Thanks,
Keith

 

[nockhunter]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[akmike47]

@168BTHPM

Terminator meets Titanic meets silence of the lambs

 

[turbobrick]

No low balls I know what I got…..

Well, in this case it might actually be true.

 

[akmike47]

No low balls I know what I got…..

What if I lower Deez nutz?

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]