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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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XenoJoe demonstrates the art of the Self-Own:
It will be a good day when manhood comes back in vogue.
I saw a 300 the other day and couldn’t get over how well it has aged compared to other cars of the same vintage. The proportions and lines on that vehicle are perfect.
Happened to me once in a car. Missed him by that much...
Took my buddy to a Yamaha dealer to look at a crotch rocket. They had an FZR leftover at a discount. He bought it. He wrecked it a few weeks later and ended up in the IC unit for a few days/week. Did it again on his Harley 20some years later. Same result. Still rides.
NOMINATED THE BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . It's 11:00 AM on a Wednesday.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America .." The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !
That person puts up his hand and says,
"I am from Middle East. I am not American."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?”
She says, "No, I am from Africa .."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says:
"Probably at work."
More truth than fiction here.
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . It's 11:00 AM on a Wednesday.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America .." The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !
That person puts up his hand and says,
"I am from Middle East. I am not American."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?”
She says, "No, I am from Africa .."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says:
"Probably at work."
More truth than fiction here.
Sometimes only the hyenas and vultures win.
My project for the day, first non stock bolt gun, all sourced from the PX.
Nice, especially since the action doesn't have SQUIGGLE on it.
I thought it was "Squibbles " ??
Close enough...them Crayon eaters were never known for spelling.
There was only one occasional angle I didn't agree with....but beyond that, the design is timeless.
You'd typically see 2 versions beyond bone stock. Horrible or amazingly modded. Mine was the latter. It put down 460whp on just a basic pump gas tune. Make a small tuning change and pump in Q16 fuel and that jumped to mid 600whp. It gave many of today's "modern" muscle cars a wake up. Won't lie though, with the suspension mods it rode like a 70's shopping cart.....but the handling was amazing.
Pretty sure we'd all be fucked if the majority of our wives saw the shit posting here lol. Carry on my friends!
I’m not smellin what you’re stepping in?
Did get it together and then ran down to the shop to plumb the reticle and bore sight it (no forklift to hang a plumb bob from at the house).
Two kinds of riders; those that have gone down and those that will.Happened to me once in a car. Missed him by that much...
Took my buddy to a Yamaha dealer to look at a crotch rocket. They had an FZR leftover at a discount. He bought it. He wrecked it a few weeks later and ended up in the IC unit for a few days/week. Did it again on his Harley 20some years later. Same result. Still rides.
LoL these tattoo comments crack me up every time I read them... You know GD well you guys wouldn't kick one of these hot women outta your bed based on their ink if it was real life... You can say what you want on the internet but I'd bet things would be different in person. If you only fucked women based on what they'd look like in 30yrs you'd still be a virgin...
He'd be wrong twice. These are crimes against humanity! Defacing beautiful young bodies.
The legal age for tattoos should be 50! Because by then nobody cares! You're a wreck anyway.
And chest/boob tattoos on women should be forbidden at any age!
Seriously though girls, stop with all the writing. Please. You look like the spray painted side of an inner city building.
The legal age for tattoos should be 50! Because by then nobody cares! You're a wreck anyway.
And chest/boob tattoos on women should be forbidden at any age!
Seriously though girls, stop with all the writing. Please. You look like the spray painted side of an inner city building.
