Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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I, uggh.... I'm not quite sure you got the joke...

One of my favorite quotes ever was by a friend waving around a huge adjustable wrench saying: "Fuck. This fuckin' thing is fucked up!"

I know a woman has a head on her shoulders when she knows how to precisely deploy the fuck.

(verbally and on the mojo side)

I fucking love the word fuck. It's the most perfect fucking word to ever fucking exist.
Yes, I got the joke
 
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Some people here need to raise their standards.
I agree. You'd be surprised how well a woman treats you after you bake a Ghirardelli chocolate cupcake, make raspberry and blackberry dipping sauces, chocolate dipped strawberries, do a charcuterie board....

Then grill a ribeye to medium rare perfection with Argentine chimichurri sauce, grilled vegetables... and a good bottle of wine with a simple table-scape....

Oh, and a card. Women love cards. ❤️

Stabby Slaying 101:

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And get down on her like it's your last supper. 🫡🫠😏

Be better.