Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[supercorndogs]

“Paraprofessional”. I don’t know if I’d ever heard that term before reading that post. I’m gonna apply that’s all my work! “Why’d I screw it up? Well sir, I’m only a paraprofessional.”


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Paraprofessional is what school districts call people who do the same job as people with degrees, but get paid way less because they don't have a degree. Its a job title to direct which pay scale you should be on. Paraprofessional is the lowest, then janitors, then secretaries, then executive secretaries and custodians.

 

[GBMaryland]

Paraprofessional is what school districts call people who do the same job as people with degrees, but get paid way less because they don't have a degree. Its a job title to direct which pay scale you should be on. Paraprofessional is the lowest, then janitors, then secretaries, then executive secretaries and custodians.

My kid is in special ed due to being autistic, and the para educators are the teachers helpers in the classroom.

In this case, they don’t necessarily have to have a degree, but they do have to have a certification of some sort. They are not someone with a masters degree in special education frankly they’re not even close.

 

[bobke]

Maybe it’s an Air Force thing…

 

[SpookM14]

Maybe it’s an Air Force thing…
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At that point it was still the Army.....

 

[Jefe's Dope]

And what is possible. Toyota 4-Runner filter, directly under the hood, in its own drip tray. Don't even have to bend over.
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Add a Fumoto valve on the drain plug and you don't need a wrench. As long as you didn't tighten the filter too much when installing from previous oil change. Easiest oil change I ever had to do. Did 23 of them before selling mine last week.

 

[EddieNFL]

At that point it was still the Army.....

Like the Marine Corps is still the Navy.

 

[Rick_3]

Is Frank moving?

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This reminds me of the USPS boxes! "If it fits it ships!" When you hand the cashier a small shipping box that weighs 15#! LMAO!!!

 

[Garvey]

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I did that shit in a Fire Engine 6 months ago. We went on a call that dictated Code 3 to get there. Once we cleared I turned the master warning lights off, and we headed back to the fire station. Few blocks later we got toned out on a fire alarm. I pulled up to a red light, looked both ways, two cars stopped and we went through it. The Captain said "do you have the lights on?" Me "nope". Captain "well you just ran that red light". Me "P.D. ain't gonna pull us over, and those people are probably dumb anyway."

 

[philly1010]

 

[Bandit320]

Maybe it’s an Air Force thing…
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Interesting flight. They were testing low altitude turbulence. Flew for another 5 hours after they lost the tail.

The Time a B-52 Landed Without a Tail Fin

A midair accident meant the crew had to learn to fly without a tail fin—and fast.

www.popularmechanics.com

 

[canman]

I was driving the ladder one night to a worker in a subdivision. No cars are supposed to be parked on the street, narrow roads. Two cars parked across from each other just barely enough for the truck to make it. I just keep going didn't even slow down...right through didn't even scratch them or the rig. After take up the Capt. say's " Good job missing those cars" I said " Thanks Capt. but I wasn't even trying to miss them".

 

[918v]

Maybe it’s an Air Force thing…
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They don’t need all the wings

 

[Dirty D]

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[Dirty D]

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Not today Homeland Security, not today!

 

[Dirty D]

The History Guy has a video on that flight on YouTube, definitely worth watching

 

[Dirty D]

ROR!

 

[Garvey]

I was driving the ladder one night to a worker in a subdivision. No cars are supposed to be parked on the street, narrow roads. Two cars parked across from each other just barely enough for the truck to make it. I just keep going didn't even slow down...right through didn't even scratch them or the rig. After take up the Capt. say's " Good job missing those cars" I said " Thanks Capt. but I wasn't even trying to miss them".

We always say "go faster, it skinnies up!"

Watch the tail swing on the truck. Whole lot of Truck behind the back tandem. Many a mailbox and car have been hit making the turn.

 

[BG94591]

 

[Maple One]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[143lrsd]

 

[clcustom1911]

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Those Iraqi CTS units do have some.... interesting.... decor on their Humvees

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Broncovan]

 

[philly1010]

^^ We need a hurl emoji.

 

[7.62willdo]

^^ We need a hurl emoji.

 

[DuneBoer]

I'm sure he was just joking around. All fun and games those guys!
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[cas6969]

Think of all the places you could put it!

Theoretically of course, assuming you could get it up.

 

[143lrsd]

 

[turbobrick]

That was damn near the 'coloring books for Christmas' point when that security guard showed up, ol boy knew how to handle himself.

 

[missed]

What did we do to deserve a picture of the Michelin man's wife?

 

[JimTN]

What did we do to deserve a picture of the Michelin man's wife?

Early, really early Christmas.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

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Nom nom nom!

 

[Dirty D]

^^ We need a hurl emoji.

You don’t have one in your purse?

 

[lash]

Fitment was a challenge though…

 

[Mr. Wolf]

Not for the faint of heart.

 

[Porksboy]

Fucking Bot fly larva. Itchy, Itchy.

 

[168BTHPM]

What did we do to deserve a picture of the Michelin man's wife?

Just want you to know I am here for you. When you are feeling down and out let me know and I will share an extra special spank bank with you.

The shit this one will do for $3 is unbelievable.

 

[TCreedmoor]

She looks like a white poop emoji.

 

[The D]

View attachment 8085303Not for the faint of heart.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Porksboy]

 

[Porksboy]

 

[cas6969]

 

[Maelstrom]

You go shopping in Marshall VA? Nicks was selling those boxes for $35

Which Nick's had them for that price?

 

[SingleSeat]

What is this? Movie prop? Photoshop? UFO?

It's what's left of an F-14 (in a magnet I assume).

 

[oldshooterback]

Oh my

 

[Tater Salad]