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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Your mom, dipshit
 
Funny story about Tilted Kilt. One day my wife, daughter, and I are at Dulles Towne Center shopping and we got hungry so we looked at the map to see what was there. We saw Tilted Kilt and thought it was one of those cool Irish/Scottish themed restaurants like one we went to in Virginia Beach. I'd never heard of this place, never seen one, so I didn't know.... Anyway, it was still early for the lunch crowd so it was practically empty when we walked in and no one was up front yet. A minute later the hostess comes walking out and the first thing that flashed through my mind was "fuck" followed by

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The meal went fine and we laughed about it later
You bastard! You just literally made me spray water out my nose..
 
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Having investigated a few accidents like that I can say it takes hard work and determination to fuck up that badly, the upside is the driver (fucker upper maximus) almost always took themselves out of the gene pool, unfortunately more often than not they took someone with them.
 

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Still not as dangerous as this.
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A bunch of that first one set up shop under the bottom of the siding on our new house. The exterminator gave them a fire hose bath of insecticide. I counted 15 of the fuckers dead on the ground. We now get regular hosings around the perimeter, and I do applications to the lawn to 20 feet out from the house. Haven't seen one since.
 
A bunch of that first one set up shop under the bottom of the siding on our new house. The exterminator gave them a fire hose bath of insecticide. I counted 15 of the fuckers dead on the ground. We now get regular hosings around the perimeter, and I do applications to the lawn to 20 feet out from the house. Haven't seen one since.
We had a brown recluse infestation once. The house had to glow with insecticide to get it stopped. The crawling of a recluse across your face at night is no fun.